Ananis Morissette, singing on the radio – “You’re my best friend, best friend with benefits!”

DaddyBear – Sweetie, are you my best friend with benefits?
Irish Woman – Well of course you are!
DaddyBear – When do we get the benefit packet for next year?  And how much is my copay?
Irish Woman – Snort!  You haven’t met your deductible for the year yet!

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s moments like that that remind me why I married her.