Saw this over at My Life is Average:

Today, I was going to my friend’s house, and we were in the car with her step-father. My mom called my cellphone to ask where I was, and I told her I was in a car. She asked who I was with, and I replied ‘Some guy who offered me candy and a good time.’
From the front seat, my friend’s step dad yelled, “I told you to shut up back there! Don’t make me tie you up!” Best step-dad ever.

 I have to remember that one.  It may come in handy.