OK, so a trucker is tooling down the road near Minot Air Force Base, carrying unspecified parts to an ICBM. A “large bug” lands on his back, and in his panic to get the thing off of him, rolls the truck over.

Sounds silly, but I grew up near there. Have you ever seen the bugs in North Dakota? We had to post sky guards around the kindergartens, for pity’s sake. Give the guy a break. One mosquito up there can make a man lightheaded.

H/T to Danger Room for the linked article.