Girlie Bear, my beautiful 16-year-old daughter, standing in the kitchen in her Cookie Monster footie pajamas, poking her belly – I didn’t even know you existed.
Me, clutching my chest and looking horrified – Who are you talking to?
Girlie Bear, looking confused – This muscle right here. I did too many situps today.
Me, taking a deep breath – Oh, thank the Lord!
DaddyBear’s Den 
Old NFO
/ March 11, 2015ROTF… Welcome to teenaged girls…
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daddybear71
/ March 11, 2015Yep. I’ve never known fear like this before.
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Drang
/ March 11, 2015“Let’s see, how can I give daddy a heart attack today?”
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daddybear71
/ March 11, 2015Yeah, pretty much.
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Miguel
/ March 14, 2015Daughters: God’s way of punishing men for the crap they did when they were young. 😀
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daddybear71
/ March 14, 2015Yep, every time I look at her, I remember all the bad things I did as a youth.
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MaddMedic
/ March 14, 2015Is she trained in CPR? You know, just in case!!
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daddybear71
/ March 14, 2015AD demonstrated it at his GSW class last year. I might need to get her certified.
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Grog
/ March 14, 2015MM, seems to me an AED might also be a good choice. 😉
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daddybear71
/ March 14, 2015Yeah, that’s probably going on the list of things to get for the house.
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Borepatch
/ March 14, 2015HAHAHA
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