Haven’t done one of these in a while, so here goes.

I believe that if someone else has to pay for you to exercise your rights, then maybe you need to reevaluate what is and what isn’t a right.

I believe that spreading fear in order to move the masses one way or the other has become a growth industry in American politics.

I believe that stupidity should hurt, and real stupidity should be fatal.

I believe that there is a happy medium between Barney Fife and a jackbooted thug, and that we have swung way over into the jackbooted thug side of things in a lot of places.

I believe in American trucks, Texas barbecue, and Kentucky bourbon, but I’m a true internationalist when it comes to firearms.

I believe that if you let your vote be taken for granted, then you get the politicians you deserve.

I believe that running a lawnmower before 7 AM and after 7 PM ought to be a hanging offense.

I believe that if you can’t play by the rules, then you should go play your games somewhere else.