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Peaceful Aftermath

The Minivandian leaned back on his bench, a peaceful look in his eye as he gazed out at the lightening eastern horizon. A chill wind whipped around him, causing his beard and a curl of steam to flutter.

Behind him, he heard the portal to the great room open. Soft steps and an extended yawn announced the presence of his lady wife, Ruarin of Glendalaugh.

“And what are you doing out so early?” she grumped. Her hair, more silver than auburn now, was tousled and messy, and her eyes blinked at the sight of her husband reclining in the morning gloom.

“Enjoying some roasted chicory root and the fresh air,” he replied in a low grumble. “I’m reminiscing about mornings on campaign, enjoying a morning cuppa, before a hard day’s fighting.”

Ruarin snorted. “But, my lord, you’ve never done a hard day’s fighting.” They shared a comfortable chuckle.

Behind them, the door burst open. The youngest hound, now almost grown, shot through its opening and ran circles around Ruarin before rocketing out into the courtyard. Behind her, his dark blond hair almost as long as his mother’s, Elsked shuffled out. He wrapped his arms around himself for warmth and gave his parents a baleful glare.

“And what are you two doing out here so early?” he demanded. One bloodshot eye surveyed the tranquil scene. “Some of us treasure our rest!”

Dodzhevir rose and gave his son a courtly bow. He was careful to not spill from the earthenware mug in his hand as he did.

“Ah, my apologies, my lord,” he said, his voice a low rumble. “I give you greetings of the morning!” Ruarin stifled a giggle as she gave her son, the last scion of her father’s house, a curtsy.

“I’m trying to sleep after a hard night’s work, and I find you out here, talking loudly, and… and drinking coffee!”

“We are sitting upon our porch, marveling at the glorious sunrise the Lord has yet again granted us,” the Minivandian replied. His smile was gentle, but the glint of sharp white teeth sought to remind his son who was yet the master of the house. “I’m also contemplating with whom I should share the breakfast I already prepared.” He suppressed an urge to wink at the Lady of Eyre over that.

“The cinnamon rolls your father made before coming out here smell particularly good,” Ruarin added. Her lips quirked as she fought a giggle that threatened to erupt.

“Cinnamon rolls?” the Young Prince asked. His ice blue eyes flitted toward the house. After a moment, he acknowledged his parents with a nod and walked back into the house.

The Northman snorted, then took another sip from his mug. He sat back down on the bench. He moved to beckon his wife to join him, but she was already taking her place. She pulled his thick arm around him for warmth and snuggled in.

“Children,” Dodzhevir grunted. He brought his mug back to his lips while he leaned back into the bench to enjoy the morning. Beside him, Ruarin nodded as she yawned yet again.

Musings

I just have to keep reminding myself that the puppy is cute, fuzzy, and will eventually grow out of it.

In other news, I’m going to be buying a new pair of hightop sneakers come next payday, along with new shoelaces for several other pairs of shoes.

Also, the custom embroidered dog collars I get with the pet’s name and my phone number take two to three weeks to arrive now.

A temporary collar from the pet store and an engraved tag cost as much as the embroidered collar did, but Ellie needs something until the new collar arrives in the mail.

Did I mention that the puppy literally chewed the collar right off of Ellie’s neck? Hey, at least she didn’t chew up and swallow the little carrier attached to the collar. That contains the little tracker thingie, along with the rather large battery it requires. That would have gotten expensive a lot faster, what with the emergency vet visit and the surgery and all that.

When you buy a new collar to replace the collar that the puppy chewed right off her sister’s neck, you will be tempted to buy a container of super-de-duper strong bitters to spray on the new collar and several other things the puppy thinks make good teething rings.

When you buy said anti-chewing spray and are applying it to a few things, you may be tempted to taste it. You know, just to see how bad it is and whether or not you should expect it to work.

Trust me, it works. Do not taste the spray designed to make a dog shrink back in discomfort when she tries to chew on something. Coffee, water, ice cream, and toothpaste still haven’t gotten the taste of what I imagine skunk spray tastes like out of my mouth. I may wash my mouth out with grain alcohol before this is all over.

Yeah, good times, good times. She’s sixish months old, so we’re about halfway out of the worst puppy months.


There are few phrases more happy-making than “Yeah, this is a gnarly job, and it’s gonna take a couple of days, but you’re still covered by the drive-train warrantee.”


Irish Woman’s obsession with not leaving any wall with original paint continues. Tonight, it’s the baseboards and other trim, along with the walls in the hallway that are being slathered in tinctured goose grease. She did a few test areas last night and asked my opinion. Imagine her disappointment when I looked, considered, and announced that they all looked like slightly different shades of green, and whichever she preferred would be acceptable.

She insists that at least one of them is ‘cream’ and not green, but I know green when I see it. I’m currently locked in my office with the dogs while a roller is aggressively run up and down the walls outside. It’s kind of like those horror movies where the good guys can hear the monster right outside the door, and they dare not open it.


Holiday season drawing to a close means sweet potatoes going on sale.

Sweet potatoes going on sale means I can buy a whole bunch of them.

Having a while bunch of them means five quarts of frozen sweet potato puree in the freezer.

Five quarts of frozen sweet potato puree in the freezer means sweet potato pie or casserole or bread or whatever over the next few months.


Everyone who scoffs at asperger people obsessing about trains and the details of Marvel characters versus DC characters has never sat in the back of a track listening to two MI geeks argue about the road wheels on a T-62 versus a T-72, or which aspects of the Polish AK are better than those on a Soviet AK.