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The things that come to mind while I’m having my first cup of coffee, I swear.

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Mister Caudill, what can you tell me about how this ship moves?

Sir! Midshipman Caudill reports that the USS Taylor moves through use of four Musk&Whitney BR459 HW drive engines!

Good answer, Midshipman. Mister Rico, what can you tell me about HW drive technology?

Sir! Midshipman Rico reports that HW, or Heimdall Warp, technology was discovered by Professors Bulsara and May at the Mercury Station research facility in 2046. The drives work by exploiting a new, exotic form of energy Professor Bulsara discovered while investigating what caused a slight wobble in Mercury’s orbit at unpredictable intervals!

And what is that energy called?

Sir, Midshipman Rico reports that the energy used by HW drives is called Field Boson Gate, or FBG, energy! Professor Bulsara posited that this heretofore unknown energy interaction at the sub-quantum level not only caused the planet to wobble on its access, but also was the driving force that kept it tidally locked!

Excellent, gentlemen! Perfect quotations from the textbook. Now, let’s see what all that means. Lieutenant Sirtis and Ensign Staite, can you put that into layman’s terms?

Yes, sir, no problem. The Taylor is drug through the cosmos by four of Elon’s finest Handwavium drives, which utilize some of the less unstable principles of FBG energy theory to transmute drive mass into thrust at between 65 and 85 percent efficiency.

Ensign Staite, anything to add?

Sir, only that FBG physics was discovered when two Englishmen got their vacuum still working perfectly and had a drunken argument about what made that rocky world go ‘round.

Outstanding, ladies. Gentlemen, you will report to Lieutenant Sirtis and Ensign Staite in engineering for the remainder of the week. I want you to get your hands and nice, starched shipsuits dirty. Perhaps a few days crawling around the engines will give you something more than what the academy taught you. We’ve only got six weeks before we have to deposit you back on Deacon Station, and I want you to do something practical to round out your education.

Any questions? No? Good, dismissed.

Peaceful Aftermath

The Minivandian leaned back on his bench, a peaceful look in his eye as he gazed out at the lightening eastern horizon. A chill wind whipped around him, causing his beard and a curl of steam to flutter.

Behind him, he heard the portal to the great room open. Soft steps and an extended yawn announced the presence of his lady wife, Ruarin of Glendalaugh.

“And what are you doing out so early?” she grumped. Her hair, more silver than auburn now, was tousled and messy, and her eyes blinked at the sight of her husband reclining in the morning gloom.

“Enjoying some roasted chicory root and the fresh air,” he replied in a low grumble. “I’m reminiscing about mornings on campaign, enjoying a morning cuppa, before a hard day’s fighting.”

Ruarin snorted. “But, my lord, you’ve never done a hard day’s fighting.” They shared a comfortable chuckle.

Behind them, the door burst open. The youngest hound, now almost grown, shot through its opening and ran circles around Ruarin before rocketing out into the courtyard. Behind her, his dark blond hair almost as long as his mother’s, Elsked shuffled out. He wrapped his arms around himself for warmth and gave his parents a baleful glare.

“And what are you two doing out here so early?” he demanded. One bloodshot eye surveyed the tranquil scene. “Some of us treasure our rest!”

Dodzhevir rose and gave his son a courtly bow. He was careful to not spill from the earthenware mug in his hand as he did.

“Ah, my apologies, my lord,” he said, his voice a low rumble. “I give you greetings of the morning!” Ruarin stifled a giggle as she gave her son, the last scion of her father’s house, a curtsy.

“I’m trying to sleep after a hard night’s work, and I find you out here, talking loudly, and… and drinking coffee!”

“We are sitting upon our porch, marveling at the glorious sunrise the Lord has yet again granted us,” the Minivandian replied. His smile was gentle, but the glint of sharp white teeth sought to remind his son who was yet the master of the house. “I’m also contemplating with whom I should share the breakfast I already prepared.” He suppressed an urge to wink at the Lady of Eyre over that.

“The cinnamon rolls your father made before coming out here smell particularly good,” Ruarin added. Her lips quirked as she fought a giggle that threatened to erupt.

“Cinnamon rolls?” the Young Prince asked. His ice blue eyes flitted toward the house. After a moment, he acknowledged his parents with a nod and walked back into the house.

The Northman snorted, then took another sip from his mug. He sat back down on the bench. He moved to beckon his wife to join him, but she was already taking her place. She pulled his thick arm around him for warmth and snuggled in.

“Children,” Dodzhevir grunted. He brought his mug back to his lips while he leaned back into the bench to enjoy the morning. Beside him, Ruarin nodded as she yawned yet again.