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Gunnie Dream

I had a gun dream last night.  It wasn’t one of those dreams where you have to pull your gun to defend yourself and it won’t come out of the holster or every round has a malfunction of some sort.

This was actually a good dream.

I was back in basic training, and it was day one of Basic Rifle Marksmanship.  But instead of handing me an M16A1 that was older than I was, the armorer was handing out the M41A pulse rifles from Aliens. I was going over the weapon, the trigger, the sights, the grenade launcher, when I looked at the selector switch.

It had three settings:

  1. Click
  2. Boom!
  3. Awwww  Yeaaahhhhhh!
Too bad I woke up before we got to the range.  I was looking forward to that.

30 Days of Shakespeare – Day 28

body, div, table, thead, tbody, tfoot, tr, th, td, p { font-family: “Liberation Sans”; font-size: x-small; } A good wit will make use of anything; – Henry IV, Part 2, Act I, Scene II


My Take – When you’re working on a problem, take whatever tool and skill you have to find a solution.  Use any toehold, crack, or soft spot in the puzzle to find a way to crack it open.  The solution is usually there, waiting for you to find a method to coax it out.

Thoughts on the Day

  • I don’t often cuss at work, but I at least had the wherewithal to do it in Russian when I did it today.
  • When a southern woman cocks her head to the side at you and lifts the index finger on her dominant hand to emphasize her syllables, you have exactly seven and one half seconds to get out of the blast radius, assuming a standard nuclear trigger.
  • Hope is not a plan, and “someday” is not something I can put in a project plan.
  • Note to vendors: Kissing my ass is not necessary.  All I require is for you to do what you contracted to do and not lie to me.  Is that so much to ask?
  • Mothers of America:  If your mother wouldn’t have let you go to a chorus concert in that skirt, you shouldn’t be letting your daughter to to a chorus concert in that skirt. “If you’ve got it, flaunt it” has no place in middle school.
  • Karaoke and lip syncing to Beyonce, Michael Jackson, and ABBA weren’t part of any school musical program I remember as a child.  Apparently that has changed in the intervening years.
  • It’s a good thing I’m a forgiving soul, because all of the people who got up to leave the audience while Girlie Bear was being recognized for being in the chorus program for all three years of middle school will survive to see the dawn.
  • Listening to about 50 middle school girls sing in Latin is quite nice, actually, even if they learned the song by rote.
  • I always have worries about Girlie Bear growing up, but having seen the boys who are in her peer group tonight, I may not have as much to worry about as I thought.

Thought for the Day

Tonight on the way home from work, everyone in Louisville knew I had somewhere to be and slowed down accordingly.

Classy

Let’s say there are two grocery stores in your neighborhood.  To be honest, there isn’t much difference between them, except for the signs over the door and one has a few more organic vegetables than the other.  One of them is the dominant store in your town, and you’ve been buying your groceries from them for a few years.  To be honest, you aren’t happy with the quality of their wares or the service you get.

So when the other store gives itself a makeover and has a bit of publicity, you decide to go over there one morning.  You buy a few things, and while things are pretty much the same as at the other store, your experience is marginally better, so you start doing regular business with them.  You notice that there are a lot of people who start shopping at the second shop at about the same time you do.

A few weeks later, you get an email from a friend.  It’s basically asking “Have you seen this?”.  The first store, the one you left because of service, price, and quality, has put up a big billboard in front of their store.  On the billboard is your name, your picture, the times you went to the other store, and the amount you spent.  It also details the things you bought, and even goes so far as to make aspersions about your character based on any run-ins you’d had with store management over the years.  They have a little section for each person who has stopped doing business with them in favor of the new store.

For a grocery store, this is pretty crass and classless. For a President of the United States, it’s shameful.

President Obama and his re-election campaign are doing something very similar when it comes to people who are donating money to the Romney campaign.  The campaign’s website is singling out individual donors to Mr. Romney and impugning their motivations and character for committing the sin of supporting Obama’s opponent. 

These are not the actions of a man and an administration that recognize the rights of citizens to support whatever political candidate or cause they want.  This is voter intimidation just as certainly as if he had posted thugs at the polls with cudgels. 

I don’t think it’s a surprise to anyone reading this that I don’t care for Mr. Obama, his politics, his values, or his work ethic.  I don’t have a much better opinion of Mr. Romney.  I’ve been very torn as to whether to vote for Romney this year.  I don’t like his record as governor of Massachusetts.  Nothing he has said during the primaries has convinced me that he has changed enough since then to make me want to support him.

But I will be damned if I will be intimidated by some Chicago machine thug from questioning and opposing President Obama, no matter who I vote for in November.  Things like this make me want to vote for Romney if for no other reason than to spit in the eye of the President’s campaign. 

Want to see me cut my nose to spite my face, President Obama?  Keep pulling stuff like this.

30 Days of Shakespeare – Day 27

This above all — to thine own self be true;
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man. Hamlet, Act I, scene III

My Take – If you can’t keep promises to yourself, how well will you honor promises to others?  If you’re not honest with yourself, can you be honest with the people in your life? 

Conversely, if you are dishonest with others, can you be honest with yourself?

Today’s Earworm

It’s going to be one of those days.

News Roundup

  • From the “Hubris” Department – A rich man from Australia is contracting with a shipyard to re-create the Titanic.  He plans to follow the plans for the original ship but utilize more modern technology.  Here’s hoping he tweaks the hull plating and lifeboats.  Anyone want to bet the Titanic II only sails in the tropics?
  • From the “WTF?” Department – Two Pennsylvania teenage girls are in the hospital after they were struck by a car.  What makes this noteworthy is that the girls maintain that they fell asleep while sunbathing on the road before they got run over.  Not sure how much of that I believe, but stranger things have happened.  Here’s hoping they recover fully and learn to sunbathe somewhere with a little less traffic.  People of Pennsylvania, please resist those who will have a knee jerk reaction to pass a new law making sunbathing on a public thoroughfare a crime.
  • From the “Government Solutions In Action” Department – Efforts by the federal government to kill unwanted species have killed more than 50,000 non-targeted animals, including animals on the endangered species list.  There are also allegations of cover-ups to keep the public from knowing the extent of the problem.  Think about that:  If we as private citizens try to root out a pest, say feral hogs or coyotes, and instead we kill a rare animal or someones dog, we’re going to jail.  I wonder how many members of the government will even get a stern look over this?
  • From the “I need Oreos stat!” Department – A truck driver in Texas is recovering from injuries sustained in an accident with his milk truck.  Several thousand gallons of milk were spilled on the roadway, causing a need for a detour so that motorists did not skid out of control or hit one of what must have been hundreds of cats who showed up for free milk.  I wonder if the driver will be charged with a mooooving violation?

Musings

CNN is running a piece on “Stand Your Ground” laws, and gives four cases where they have been exercised to protect people from prosecution or to acquit them:

  • A mentally handicapped young man was shot and killed at a restaurant drive-thru after a close call between him and a car became violent.  The shooter maintains that he thought the man had a weapon and meant to do him harm.  He has not been charged with a crime.
  • A man shot and killed someone who rushed into his trailer after asking for a drink of water.  The shooter maintains that the man was threatening his wife when it happened.  The man who was shot had contact with the police earlier in the evening, and they believed he was intoxicated.  An autopsy showed that the man had a skull fracture, which might explain his behavior.
  • A man shot and killed a teenager after a group of young men broke into his home looking for snack food.  The man maintains that after he had subdued the group of teenagers, one of them lunged at him and he shot him.  He was prosecuted, but acquitted by a jury.
  • A man learned that someone was robbing his car, grabbed a knife, and gave chase.  When he confronted the robber, the robber swung a bag full of car radios at him, and the man stabbed the robber in the chest, killing him. He was charged with a crime, but a judge dismissed the charges.  That dismissal is under appeal.

CNN goes on to express editorial opinions, drawing on the opinions of a law professor at Loyola, several prosecutors, and police officers to assert that the laws being examined are bad.

Here is my opinion, and please keep in mind that I am far from being a lawyer:

Where I have a right to be, I have a right to defend myself.  To go with that right, I have a responsibility to stand before the law if my judgement is wrong.

Sounds simple, doesn’t it?  If only it was.

In two of the cases above, the cases of the man defending his wife and the man who stabbed the thief, the situations are very clear cut to me.  When confronted with someone acting aggressively and not giving you time to think, you react.  A man who rushes a woman in her home or turns around and swings a heavy object at its owner is presenting a clear threat, and in both cases, I have no doubt that the people who defended their lives did so with good reason. In the case of the man with the skull fracture, the homeowners had no way to know that he was hurt.  All they could know was that he appeared to be trying to harm them.

The other two, on the other hand, are much more murky.  The case in Texas basically comes down to who you believe, the man with the shotgun or the youths who broke into his home?  Did he execute a boy or even just have a negligent discharge while pointing his shotgun at a home intruder who had surrendered?  Or did he shoot a teenager who initiated an attack against him after initially surrendering?

The Arizona case is also difficult for me, because I’ve been on both sides of it.  I’ve almost run over people because one or both of us weren’t watching where we were going, and I’ve almost been run over.  It doesn’t help that the shooter maintains that the man he shot had a pipe or some other weapon, and none was ever found.  Did he take the time to load his pistol and then shoot the man out of malice or fear?

The calls to use a deadly weapon to cause non-deadly injuries are of course specious.  I carry a gun to stop a threat in the most effective way I know.  I am under no illusions about my skills, reflexes, and capabilities to do much more than center mass shots when I am under stress.  Center mass shots on humans tend to be fatal.  After the fact questions about why a person was killed instead of wounded are unrealistic.

Would CNN and the academics, police, and prosecutors who are complaining about these laws prefer that we second guess ourselves when confronted with danger?  Is it preferable that a woman be harmed in her own home while her husband try to figure out why she is being attacked?  Is it preferable for a man to be bludgeoned with a bag of electronics while he tries to decide if he is really in danger?  Should a man with his pregnant fiance in the car wait until they are actually being harmed before he reacts?

I guess where I’m getting at is that “Stand Your Ground” laws have a place in our society, but we have to remember that our rights come with responsibilities.  We have a responsibility to use deadly force only when absolutely necessary, and we can aid ourselves in that by not letting ourselves be rushed into the decision to use it.  Stay aware of what’s going on around you and you won’t fall into non-thinking reflexes.  But we also have the right to defend ourselves when we feel threatened, no matter where we may find ourselves. 

To me, there is only one answer:  I am going home to my family every night, and we are going to be safe in our home.  What that costs me and someone who threatens me is much less important to me than that simple goal.

30 Days of Shakespeare – Day 26

Cry Havoc! and let slip the dogs of war. — Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene I

My Take – You know, sometimes it’s just more appropriate to just quit the pretense of civility and let them have it with both barrels.