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The New War Dog

DaddyBear the Minivandian halted his noble steed, SilverRust.  The magic box of positioning, as well as the scroll of directions he had brought with him, told him that he had reached his destination.  That day he, along with his mate the Lady of Eyre, his son The Young Prince, and his daughter Listens To Stories, had travelled far from his abode in a quest to acquire a new dog of war.  His two long time companions, Turf of Azure and Walks in Darkness, were still strong and reliable, but their long years of service were beginning to tell on them.  While they still had their vigor, he wished to bring a new hound into the family.  By so doing, the older dogs would teach the younger about loyalty, honor, and duty, and the younger dog would help to bring energy to them.

So my lord DaddyBear had journeyed far.  First, his clan had travelled to the Town of Elizabeth, there to purchase provisions.  Next, they had braved the Field of the Litch.  The Minivandian had placed strong counter-curses against the undead on SilverRust, but even so, he kept a weather eye out for the damned as they transited that plain.  Finally, they approached their destination, the Burrow of the Drakes.  There lived the master of hounds with whom DaddyBear and the Lady of Eyre had arranged a deal for a new hound of battle.

Upon dismounting from SilverRust, the Minivandian was immediately confronted with a fully grown male war dog.  His copper-colored coat shone in the sunlight, and the menace of his challenge was made apparent by the rapid wagging of his tail.  DaddyBear offered his mighty hand to the hound, who sniffed it, and after ascertaining the identity of the Minivandian, offered friendship by kissing the palm.

Just as the Minivandian was beginning to pat the sentinel on his head, the Master of Hounds emerged from his manor.

“Welcome, my lord!  Your reputation as a warrior and fair dealer is only eclipsed by your punctuality!  I have for you a wonderful pup of a mighty set of war dogs.” he said.  From behind his back, he brought forth a small bundle of fur.

The pup was as black as the soul of a necromancer, and had eyes the color of old oak.  As the Minivandian took him into his hands for inspection, he awoke and uttered a guttural muttering.  DaddyBear answered the dog in turn, impressed that such a young dog would know even this rudimentary battle talk.  Further inspection of the pup showed that he had strong limbs and neck, that he was well fed, and that his teeth were small but sharp.  DaddyBear also noticed that his outer coat, which normally would have been the same color as the soft inner coat, was streaked with silver.

Noticing my lord’s attention to the coat, the Master of Hounds chuckled and explained “His mother is of the new breed of silver hounds, while his father was of the coppery brown variety.  Between them, they had 10 pups in the litter.  Three were silver, four were brown, one was the color of spun gold, and two are black as midnight in a mine.  This one was the largest of the bunch.  He is the color of his father’s grandfather, who could walk in the moonlight and still not be seen, but has hints of his mother’s lineage as well.  The wizards tell me that dogs of this kind are proof against werewolves and the undead, as the silver in their fur is anathema to those damnable creatures.  Of course, it’s not as powerful as the dogs with a coat of all silver, but it is indeed a boon to the dog and his master.”

DaddyBear grunted his appreciation.  Such a dog would be handy in his regular hunts for the undead on his lands.  Looking deep into the small dog’s eyes, he saw the glowing of a warrior hound’s soul.  The fire he saw in the dog’s eyes told him all that he needed to know.  This would be a worthy companion.

My lord DaddyBear handed the pup over to the Lady of Eyre, who began to cast her spell of images so that far away family would see the new addition to the household.  Listens to Stories and the Young Prince began to pet the young war dog.  DaddyBear and the Master of Hounds walked to a small table to settle the price and complete the purchase of the dog.  After such, the Master of Hounds called in the high whistle of his craft, and two war dogs, one silver and one copper, came running from behind the manor.  The silver one was obviously the mother of the small pup.  The other dog, who stood taller than the Young Prince at the shoulder and whose chest was broader than that of the Minivandian, was the father.  The Minivandian cocked an eyebrow at the Master of Hounds, who grinned broadly.

“This is Samson, who has been my companion and sire of strong pups for many years.  Fortunate you are that you chose the largest of his progeny.  The wizards tell me that your young pup may grow to be as large as him.”

The Minivandian smiled as well.  Such a hound would be a great asset in battle.  He hoped that the prediction of the wizards would come true.  Of course, if the dog should prove to be such a beast as was expected, he could also be used as a mount for the Young Prince for several seasons, which would bring happiness not only to his son, but also to his mother.

The pup was brought forward so that his mother and father could give him blessings, and then the Minivandian packed his family back into SilverRust to begin their journey home.  Many adventures did they have as they passed through the Field of the Litch, and the silver dusting in the coat of the new dog did indeed work to keep the undead away from DaddyBear’s clan.  Upon arrival at their home, a joyous meeting of the hounds occurred.  Both Walks in Darkness and Turf of Azure accepted the young pup, who was given the name Water of Fire in recognition of his origin in the land of the firedrakes.

That night, as my lord DaddyBear sat down to enjoy his evening refreshment, the young pup whined to be held.  Setting the bundle of fur on to his lap, DaddyBear reflected on the coming years of battle with this new hound.  He smiled as he thought about the hunts for undead souls, battles against the unholy hordes, and long watches in the cold woods he would enjoy with this dog.  Scratching the pup gently behind the ears, he uttered the battle talk, reciting the blessing of a new warrior.

Many years did Water of Fire serve DaddyBear the Minivandian.  Many legends tell of the black war dog with the look of silver dust upon his coat, who could chase down and subdue both the horned cattle of the prairie and the undead marauders of the forest.  When my lord DaddyBear grew old and passed his armor and mighty sword onto his sons and daughter, also did he pass on this massive war hound, and in his old age he enjoyed showing his grandchildren how to speak with and direct him.  He particularly enjoyed telling them the tales of his adventures with the dog, but those are stories for later.

Now let me tell you tales of high adventure….

30 Days of Obama – Day 24

I’m not interested in the suburbs. The suburbs bore me. — 1990

My Take – The president represents us all, not just his core constituency.  He is supposed to keep the needs of the nation as a whole in mind as he governs, not just the parts of the country he likes.  At least, that’s the ideal.

I’m not naive enough to think that partisan hacks become philosopher kings the moment they take the oath of office.  I know that every president favors some parts of the country over others to some extent.  But when a president spends valuable time and energy whipping up one part of the population against another, the bonds of our country become strained.  We are not rich Americans or poor Americans.  We are not rural Americans or urban Americans.  We are just Americans, and the President needs to remember that he serves us all, not just the parts that voted for him or donated to his war chest.

Repost – I’m DaddyBear, and I approve this Message

This was originally posted on October 11, 2010

 

It’s morning in America.  We’ve all been on a bender for the past four years, and now it’s time to pick the next set of dudes to send on a beer run.

The children have been in charge of this country for too long.  For their entire life, they’ve gotten everything they wanted just by asking.  The most work they’ve had to do is throw a temper tantrum, accuse their denier of being mean, and then sulk until they get their way.  For the past four years, they have used these tactics to bankrupt us, deny that our country deserves to be defended, and denigrate their betters who forgo the pursuit of money and power to make the world a better place.

And what has this gotten us?

Our national debt, including deficits and unfunded obligations, is now measured in numbers that we used to use to make hyperbolic statements.  Our standing among our closest allies is somewhere between whale crap and the bottom of the sea.  Our enemies treat the threats and pronouncements of our ‘leadership’ the same way I treat the barking of a Pomeranian with irritable bowel syndrome.

Are you better off than you were four years ago?

The federal government isn’t supposed to actively sabotage the economy.  But for at least the past 18 years, the government has been actively undermining our countries ability to provide for itself.

First there was NAFTA, or the Bush/Clinton Third World Jobs Program.  Ross Perot should be offered the role of Cassandra in the next Broadway ripoff of Agamemnon.  Manufacturing jobs have been moving south and east so fast I’m surprised there isn’t a backblast.  I’d love to continue to buy American, but all of the jobs that Sam Walton created by being proud to stock American made goods at Walmart have been exported to a slave labor camp somewhere in Inner Mongolia now that his children are in charge of the company.

Then we have the changes to the financial regulatory system, especially the part that watches the banks and mortgage industries, brought in during the Clinton administration.  While we were all worried about the president lying to a grand jury, (it’s called perjury, look it up.  It’s one of the few crimes actually mentioned in the Constitution) Clinton’s minions were pissing in the intake fans of the parts of the economy that create the friggin money!

Then we had Bush the Younger, also known as W.  Not only did he not reverse the damage his father and Bubba did to our economy, he borrowed money from BLOODY COMMUNISTS at a rate that at the time seemed astronomical. Is it just me, or is it not a bad idea to be going into debt with a country that less than a generation ago we were actively considering how to nuke back to the Stone Age.  A country that 30 years ago was killing its own people trying to figure out how to grow enough grain that parents wouldn’t have to draw lots to see which of their children ate that day?

And now we have Barack Obama, the first black Irish president.  I was appalled by W’s spending, but this guy makes W look like small potatoes.  It would take the rest of my life to count to the number this bluntskull spends before breakfast some days.  He has pissed in the face of the British, who by the way have been our friends since before his granddaddy thought grandma looked kinda sexy in her bathrobe.   He’s bowed to every two bit, uneducated, inbred, anencephalic son of a scruffy looking nurf herder that he’s met in the past two years.

Don’t get me started about defense.  Our troops are flying aircraft that at best was designed and tested prior to the start of my college student’s life.  They’re using rifles that were designed in the ’50′s.  They’re driving trucks that are usually older than their drivers.  They’re driving tanks that are usually older than the staff weenies who tell the tankers what to shoot and then run over.  We haven’t had a coherent strategy since the fall of the Berlin Wall on how we’re going to protect the lives of American citizens and the American homeland.

And our rights as citizens?  Puhhlease.  We should re-bury John Adams and Thomas Jefferson after we wrap their horrified corpses in copper wire so we can at least recoup some green energy from their outrage.  Every time I turn around, the Department of Homeland Security is looking for a new way to search grandmothers in wheel chairs while actively resisting any methods that single out those who have a high statistical chance of being terrorists because that might hurt their feelings.

So with Election Day 2010 just around the corner, I am pleading with the voters of the United States to wake the hell up.  We should be mad as hell and we don’t have to take this anymore.

The incumbents are the problem.  We have created a political class in this country that believes that as long as it gives us bread and circuses we will continue to let them ride this country into the ground.  That’s right, we created them.  By allowing politicians and their staffs to set up permanent kleptocratic offices inside the Beltway, we’ve created a ruling class in our society that wasn’t designed to have one.

Next month, vote them out, vote them all out.  I will be voting against each and every incumbent that is on the ticket.  On the few races that are open this year, I am voting for the candidate that is honest enough to tell me that the government is broken and that the next few years are going to suck the Zub Kabir.

Here’s my advice for the upcoming elections.  Please take it into mind when you’re trying to figure out which of the usual gang of idiots you’re going to vote for:

  • If someone is telling you that a bright new day is just around the corner, put your hand on your wallet and lock up your valuables and your women.
  • If someone is crowing about their accomplishments in the past few years as a politician, they are a deranged person, and need sedation and treatment away from society.
  • If someone tells you that their opponent is a low down dirty lying snake in the grass, take it as a given that they’re projecting their own issues.

This message brought to you by the DaddyBear Committee to Bring Politicians to Heel.  Or at least neuter them so that the bloodlines clean themselves up over a few generations.

I’m DaddyBear, and I approve this message because I’m tired of being ‘led’ by the kids that didn’t get enough hugs in Mrs. Torkelson’s preschool.

Today’s Earworm

Today’s Earworm

Thoughts on the Day

  • I made sure to leave an extra big tip today when we took the kids to the pancake breakfast fundraiser for JROTC.  Between Girlie Bear, Girlie Bear’s friend, and Boo, they lost money.
  • Started puppy proofing the house today.  It’s almost as bad as child-proofing
  • Yes, we’re getting a new puppy.  Yes, I’m sure my psyche is fine.
    • We will be going to get him tomorrow.  It’s a 6 week old black lab.
    • His father appears to be the result of an unholy cross between a labrador retriever and a water buffalo, so I’m guessing he’s going to get big.
    • The older dogs seem to be OK with this, so long as the tummy rubs just keep on coming.
    • The cats, on the other hand, seem rather apathetic to the whole idea.  We’ll see how they feel in 24 hours.
  • Irish Woman asked if the puppy would be sleeping in the kennel.  I asked her how long Bluegrass slept in the kennel as a pup.  The discussion ended after she remembered that the answer was “20 minutes”.
  • Poured the footers for the porch extension this afternoon.  Irish Woman dug them them way too deep and tried to make them way too wide, but I agree with that.  If it’s worth building, it’s worth over-building.
  • To the asshat who buried smashed beer bottles in the dirt that is up against my foundation 40 years ago:  When I get to the afterlife, I am going to find you and punch you right in the mouth.
    • Luckily, my tetanus shot is up to date, I have good pain response reflexes, and we keep an ample supply of bandages, hydrogen peroxide, and antibiotic cream around the house.
  • Bought 8 60 pound sacks of concrete and used 5.  The guy at the building supply store didn’t even bat an eye when I returned the excess.
    • We are this close to being on a first name basis.
    • If I was single, I’m pretty sure he would have asked me to date his sister by now.
  • Irish Woman admitted that her end game for the porch is for it to wrap around the house to the back door.
    • I now know that I will never, in fact, be done with ‘projects’.
  • It was 40 degrees cooler today than it was 2 days ago.  I guess fall finally decided to assert herself.
  • Strawberry moonshine and Sprite make a good drink to take the chill off of your bones after working outside.

30 Days of Obama – Day 24

The true engine of economic growth will always be companies like Solyndra. — 2010

My Take – Is there a place for government subsidization of research?  What about subsidies for manufacturing products that haven’t caught on yet?

To me, there are times when public money can and should be used for research, but they ought to be either something that has a demonstrable impact on the public good, or they ought to be things that the government needs in order to conduct its business.  Research into nuclear energy, or research into disease prevention come to mind.  But direct subsidies to research that is aimed solely at enriching the first organization to develop something is wrong.  There isn’t enough money to give to everyone, so the government by necessity picks winners and losers.  If the government chooses correctly, they’re giving money to people who probably could have succeeded without it. If it chooses poorly, then it’s likely to keep throwing good money after bad, and even if it has the discipline to cut our losses, they still wasted money that could have gone to a better use.

As for the government giving money to industries, if the government has a need for the product being manufactured, I see no reason for it to not purchase it from a new company that could use the business.  Likewise, for something we all agree we need, such as roads or airports, I don’t mind the government spending what is necessary, even if it goes to a new player in the marketplace.  I also don’t have an issue with tax breaks for companies that create new jobs or spend money on research.

But when my money is wasted on companies that have no chance of independent survival, and which just happen to be owned by the President’s cronies and donors, then I have a problem.  The process by which the government spends our money should be transparent, fair, and open to criticism.  If a company can’t demonstrate that it is being well run, then why give it more money?

Repost – Thought for the Day

This was originally posted on June 7, 2011

Thought for the Day

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,

Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,

To the last syllable of recorded time;

And all our yesterdays have lighted fools

The way to dusty death.

Out, out, brief candle!

Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player

That struts and frets his hour upon the stage

And then is heard no more.

It is a tale

Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury

Signifying nothing.”

— William Shakespeare, Macbeth (Act 5, Scene 5, lines 17-28)

Today’s Earworm

 

You know, one of the real benefits of living here in the future is the ability to find old music like this just by wandering around on YouTube.

Update

Yesterday, when I was bloviating about how all gun owners should have a lawyer who is knowledgeable about gun and self-defense laws, Freiheit called my bluff and asked where one would find such a creature.  To be honest, I didn’t have a good answer off the top of my head, but like anyone who has ever stood in front of a Soldier of the Month board, I punted:  “Sergeant Major, I do not know the answer to that question, but I will look it up and get the answer to you.”.

I reached out to the Second Amendment Foundation and the NRA, and got a quick response from them.

The SAF maintains a lawyer referral service.  According to the SAF person who spoke with me, they can’t promise a team of angry lawyers being readily available everywhere, but they have a lawyer or two on their list in each of the 50 states.  The number to call to speak to someone about a lawyer is 425-454-7012.

The NRA also maintains a couple of numbers that members can call for referral to an attorney.  The first one is their general membership number, which is 800-672-3888.  The other number is to their NRA-ILA Grassroots office at 800-392-8683.  NRA also offers  personal liability insurance to its members to help with the cost of attorneys and any settlements/judgements that arise from a self-defense incident.

As reader Jake pointed out in comments, the United States Concealed Carry Association also maintains a list of lawyers for their members and offers insurance for self-defense related legal costs.  I need to join USCCA for a lot of reasons, but checking that out is one of them.

That’s what I’ve been able to dig up in the past day or so.  There are probably more resources out there, but sorting the wheat from the chaff on the Internet will drive a person mad.  A quick Google search for “Louisville firearm attorney” turned up a lot of lawyers who will take cases for people who violate firearms laws, but none that I could easily tell are experienced in personal liability cases dealing with firearms.   Like Freiheit said in his comment, going to the phone book isn’t the best thing to do, even with all of the information that readily available on the web.

Reader John made a point that some homeowners policies may provide coverage in the event of a self-defense related lawsuit.  I need to get mine out and give it a good, thorough reading, and I should give a call to my agent.  It may well be that the liability portion of my policy covers me, at least to some extent, when I get sued for shooting a goblin.  Freiheit made another excellent point that having a lawyer that works directly for you, in addition to any attorney that the insurance company may hire to represent both your and their interests in a lawsuit, is probably a good idea.  If you get a lawyer who’s got experience in cases that deal with firearms and self-defense, they can be a great addition to your legal team.

What this all brings home is, like I said, we should all do our homework before we need an attorney.  Learn the laws related to firearms and self-defense in your area, including where and how you can carry concealed, what is considered by a prosecutor when deciding whether or not to bring charges, about what the laws about civil litigation and liability are like in your state.  At least get the name of an attorney that knows their way around the civil and criminal systems when it pertains to self-defense gun use, contact them to establish a relationship, and have their contact information handy in the event that the world falls in on you.

Hope all this helps. Thanks to everyone who gave such great input in comments and pointed me in the right direction to find all this out.