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A Response From My Senator

Below is the response by Senator Rand Paul to my emails thanking him for his support of Second Amendment rights and opposition to anti-gun legislation:

 

January 28, 2013

 

Dear Mr. DaddyBear,

 

Thank you for contacting me regarding the tragedy at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, Conn. My thoughts and prayers are with the children, parents, teachers and community as they mourn this tragic loss of life.

After such a senseless act of violence, the power of prayer and the kindness of friends, family, and neighbors near and far provides solace and strength to the community. I hope we can learn more about what warning signs were missed and how we can better prevent tragedies like this from occurring in the future. However, I do not believe we should rush to point fingers or enact reactionary legislation curtailing Second Amendment rights. No amount of gun control will be able to prevent mentally disturbed individuals from committing despicable acts of violence. High-risk individuals will still be able to acquire firearms and other lethal weapons, even with an increase in prevention. Please be assured I will oppose any proposed gun control law which would limit the right to gun ownership by those who are responsible, law-abiding citizens, and that I will continue to defend Americans’ Second Amendment rights in the Senate.

Once more, thank you for sharing your thoughts. Please do not hesitate to contact me if I can be of assistance in the future. I look forward to hearing from you again.

 

Sincerely,

Rand Paul, MD
United States Senator

Overheard in the Preschool

The following conversation was relayed to Irish Woman by Boo’s teacher:

 

Boo – My mommy is going to my new school today and meeting my teachers!

Teacher – Oh really?  Which school is that?

Boo – It’s Saint <INSERT OBLIGATORY CATHOLIC SAINT> school, and Jesus is going to be my teacher!

 

Yeah, that’s my kid, always trying to get the best instructors.  It’s better than my comment that you could tell his new school was serious about math, because they nailed our Lord and Savior to a plus sign.  That one got me an elbow in the ribs.

Today’s Earworm

Missing The Point

President Obama is complaining that the Republican majority in the House of Representatives is not willing to compromise on his anti-gun rights agenda, and opines that the Republicans are not listening to public opinion on the matter.  He again states that he has a lot of respect for the Second Amendment.  He says that he understands the traditions of hunting that most rural families have, but that the realities of how guns are handled in urban settings must trump such things.  Surprisingly, he asserts that he has used a gun in the past, and regularly shoots skeet at Camp David.

Mr. President, those things mean precisely diddly over squat to me.  Hunting, skeet, and the inability of your urban constituency to raise a generation of people who don’t maim and murder each other at will have nothing to do with my right to keep and bear arms.  To be perfectly blunt, my right to keep and bear arms is there so that when someone who holds your office decides to rule rather than govern, then people like me will have the instruments to contest that decision.

My gun rights aren’t for hunting deer or shooting skeet.  They’re for hunting dictators and shooting tyrants.  Until you learn the difference, the fact that you can knock a clay out of the sky and mourn the death of urban youths at the hands of other urban youths is worth nothing.

To the pro-rights crowd in Congress – Keep it up.  If the President is having to turn to his lap dogs in the media and whine, then you must be doing what I and millions of other gun owners have been telling you to do for the past several months.  Thank you and please keep up the good work.

 

Thoughts on the Day

  • Today, for the first time in years, I paid someone else to change my oil.  I just didn’t feel like it, and I haven’t changed the oil in the truck since July.
    • Also paid them to change out the serpentine belt, which I’m pretty sure hadn’t been done since the truck came off the assembly line.
    • Yes, I’m a big wimp for not doing it myself, but I exchanged the time to do it at home for money, and then used the time to continue work on Irish Woman’s closet project.
  • Note to self – Do not tell your wife that she should suffer as much as you do when you’re doing her projects because it’ll discourage her from coming up with other bright ideas.  She won’t appreciate it.
  • Also, the correct answer to “How do you like my hair” is not “She put in too much blonde this time.”
    • Write this 100 times on the blackboard – “I will not comment on how her new hairstyle resembles the one worn by Michelle Obama.”
  • Luckily, I have foreseen a need for just such a day, and have installed a twin bed with a good mattress in the basement.
  • Dinner tonight was crab stuffed salmon, shrimp sautéed with lemon, steamed asparagus, salad, and raspberries.
    • Either all is forgiven or she’s planning to send me to Valhalla with a good meal in my belly.
  • It would appear that Boo was playing in my room today.  In order to go to bed, I had to take a light saber, a laser rifle, a Viking helmet, and a SpiderMan glove off the bed.

Today’s Earworm

Happy Australia Day!

 

News Roundup

  • From the “Hand in the Cookie Jar” Department – The FBI is refusing to comment on whether or not it is investigating a United States Senator for going overseas to frequent underage prostitutes.  The senator is reported to be shocked that someone would have the temerity to investigate him, and is appalled that someone would dare to question his judgement and good character.  Personally, I was impressed with the good senator’s response to the charges.  It’s not every man who quotes the Roman emperor Tiberius in a news conference.
  • From the “Sad Panda” Department – A federal court has decreed that President Obama’s “recess appointment” of members of the National Labor Relations Board while the Senate was still in session is unconstitutional.   I’m shocked that a federal judge would say that the Constitution means what it says.  Usually their interpretation is so skewed one way or the other that you’d have thought the Founding Fathers wrote the darn thing in LISP.  President Obama is said to be so upset with the decision that he missed three putts and missed par on four holes today.
  • From the “Rotary Oscillator” Department – A group in Florida is trying to raise money and awareness of the utility of excrement, in all of its various forms, using a calendar featuring bikini models and piles of feces.  Wow.  Scantily clad women being covered in waste.  Yeah, I got nothing.  Anyone else want to take a whack at this one?
  • From the “Fondue For Two” Department – Officials in Norway are cleaning up after a truckload of cheese burned for several days after an accident in a tunnel.  Luckily, no-one was hurt in the fire, although there are reports of some indigestion after a few firefighters overindulged on pieces of bread on skewers that were dipped into the fiery glop.  Cleanup is predicted to take several weeks, and will require the deployment of federal aid in acquiring enough tortilla chips, brocoli florets, and chardonnay.  Oh yeah, and lefse.  Lots and lots of lefse.

Today’s Earworm

Thoughts on the Day

  • People who don’t shoot have no idea how insulting it is when they jokingly say “I don’t want to piss you off.  You own/shoot/collect guns, and I don’t want you to shoot me.”   Yeah, I’m a big guy with a loud voice.  Yes, I have been known to have a temper.  But you’d be surprised how calm and dispassionate, even forgiving,  I can be when I’m armed.
  • If you were waiting for an engraved invitation to get involved and contact your congresspeople, this is pretty much it.
  • Had a talk with a co-worker about the new anti-gun legislation.  He had no idea that the shotgun he inherited from his father might fall under the classification of “assault weapon”, and that if it does, and the anti-gun bills pass, he wouldn’t be able to pass it on to his daughter when the time comes.  I won’t say I made a convert, but I did get him to realize just how asinine gun control laws are.
    • He really didn’t care for the New Jersey law that turns a .22 with a tube magazine into an assault weapon, and when I tried to explain “constructive intent” to him and how that had been applied under current gun law, he really got flabbergasted.
  • Two questions I’ve asked tonight:  “What are you barking about?”  And “Why is the kitchen floor sticky?”.  I don’t have satisfactory answers to either question.
  • Irish Woman and I are such hopeless romantics.  Our date tonight was to go to the hardware store to buy a 90 degree attachment for my drill and acquiring drive-through burritos.  I splurged on her and bought her a large soda to go with her dinner.
    • I can’t wait until Valentine’s Day.  We plan on going grocery shopping and getting fried chicken.
  • The term “Stockholm Syndrome” should never be used when discussing a relationship.
  • I think that if a woman comes into a room, wraps her ice-like tentacles around her warm husband, and holds on just long enough to sap all the warmth from his soul, then she ought to be treated just like any other predator.

Now We Know

Today, Senator Dianne Feinstein, Democrat of California, showed her hand in the latest round of the anti-rights fight that has been brewing in this country since 1934.  In a shameless attempt to capitalize on the murder of children in order to further her radical and absolutist anti-gun agenda, she is proposing the most sweeping, permanent gun control legislation I have ever seen.

Her new gun control bill would

  • Require “safe storage” – Because who would want to be able to get to their gun in a hurry, even if there are no children in the home?
  • Provide federal money for gun buy backs – Because they’ve been so successful so far. 
  • Prohibit the manufacture and transfer of magazines that can carry more than 10 cartridges. – Because no-one could manufacture a piece of folded sheet metal or molded plastic in their garage.
  • Classify 150 gun types by name as “assault weapons”, such as the popular AR-15 rifle platform. – Because no-one will think to call it an AyeAre-20 or a Russky Model 1947.
  • Further classify other semi-automatic guns that have a detachable magazine and have any of the following features:
    • Pistol grip – Because being able to hold the gun securely against your shoulder is evil.
    • Forward handguards and heat shrouds –Because holding your gun steady and not burning your hand is evil
    • Threaded barrels – Because compensators, flash hiders, and gun mufflers are evil.
    • Adjustable stocks – Because having a gun that I can adjust so that both I and Girlie Bear can shoot is evil.
    • Grenade launcher or rocket launcher – Ummm, yeah, whatever.  You know, I have to get a bigger safe because all of my rifles have that big honking grenade launcher on it, and that RPG-7 that goes on a Picattinny rail is so sweet.
  • Ban the manufacture, sale, or transfer of new ‘assault weapons’ – Because they’re evil.
  • Require that the transfer of existing ‘assault weapons’ go through the same process and cost as are currently done for short-barreled rifles and shotguns, machine guns, and suppressors.  – Because people who want to let others own their guns are evil.
  • Have no sunset –  Because a law that requires you to think about its impact after a few years is evil.

Ladies and gentlemen, here are the best examples of an ‘assault weapon’, as classified under Senator Feinstein’s bill, that I could find:

 

Friends and neighbors, both of those semi-automatic rifles use detachable magazines.  Both have forward grips, and the 10/22 has a threaded barrel.  By the definition of Senator Feinstein and her ilk, they are ‘assault weapons’, and would be treated in the same manner that this is when it comes to civilian ownership:

 

 

Of course, we all know that passing this bill into law will make all the bad things in the world go away, and eventually the ‘grandfathered’ guns will wear out or get seized.  Human nature will change, and criminals and crazy people will respect the new gun laws in the same manner they already respect the laws against murder, theft, and rape.

Now, they can’t hide behind the excuse that they don’t want to keep us from exercising our rights.  Now they can’t say that all they want to do is take away AR-15’s and AK-47’s.  They’ll classify the deer rifle with walnut furniture that you inherited from your grandfather in with my modern sporting rifle just to make life as miserable for gun owners as they can.  Their intent is fully in the open.  At best, they want to be able to dictate to us what our rights are, how we may exercise them, and allow them to dwindle with age and wear until all we have left is those rights they choose to allow us to exercise.

If you haven’t gotten angry yet, what in the name of all that is holy are you waiting for?  Get off your butt, get in touch with your senator and representative, and tell them exactly how you feel.  Just for kicks and grins, here is a list of United States Senators who are up for re-election in 2014, and of course the entire House of Representatives is up for a job review then too.  If your legislator is on the fence about this, don’t be shy to remind them about that.  Support organizations like NRA and SAF, which are at the forefront of fighting these laws in the legislatures, Congress, and the courts.

Hammer this message home:  No compromise.  No retreat.  Not one step back.

Senators Feinstein and Schumer, Mayor Bloomberg, and President Obama, thank you for finally stepping out of the shadows and being honest and open about what you want and what you’re willing to do in order to get it.  You can propose so many laws and make so many emotional appeals that they block out the sun, but we will fight you in the shade.  Molon Labe.