Today’s Earworm
Posted by daddybear71 on September 27, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/09/27/todays-earworm-415/
Today’s Earworm
Posted by daddybear71 on September 26, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/09/26/todays-earworm-414/
News Roundup
- From the “Sauce for the Goose” Department – A man in New York has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for conspiring to provide military-grade weapons to the Taliban. Apparently the gentleman thought that the DEA agent they were talking to was actually a representative of the Taliban and planned to provide small arms, anti-tank missiles, and possibly also anti-aircraft missiles. If I were this guys lawyer, I’d be appealing. If the United States government is going to be equipping terrorists, then why should it be illegal for a private citizen to also do it?
- From the “About Damned Time” Department – Members of the Senate are moving to reign in abuses by the National Security Agency. A new piece of legislation will be wending its way down the yellow brick road of Congress in the next few months, where I’m sure all of the guardians of the republic that make up that august body will not taint it with pork, carve-outs, and poison pills. They will vouchsafe this restoration of freedom and rights, and will bring back a renaissance of the human spirit and condition through it. Or they’ll botch the work, find some excuse to let it die, and say “Hey, I tried, didn’t I?” when one of us plebs has the temerity to call them on it.
- From the “Truth Will Out” Department – The EPA has pretty much proven that greenhouse gas regulation is what you do when you don’t want to do something productive. I cannot imagine how something that says that the regulations they are proposing will do nothing toward their stated goal of reducing global warning got through the review process. Honesty like that normally gets filtered out and watered down long before we see it. Of course, if the real goal is to destroy the coal industry, destroying the livelihoods of thousands of people and raising the energy prices of millions more, then this regulation is just peachy.
- From the “Get A Rope” Department – In yet another move in the ever evolving arms race between drug users and people who want drug users to obey, a new, macabre way of getting yourself into an altered state has reared its ugly head in the United States. Krokodil, a mix of codeine and gasoline, paint thinner, or alcohol, causes a cheap high and gruesome tissue necrosis around the injection site. (Please make a sanity role before googling up pictures. If you fail, don’t do it.) It’s been the fix of last resort for a while in Russia, and apparently is making an appearance here. I don’t mean to beat the dead horse, but is the damage from the War on Drugs better or worse than the damage we would incur if we just left adults alone to get high and possibly ruin their own lives? Now, instead of little Johnny going to the corner package store to pick up some safe, regulated chemical intoxicant, we run the risk of him mixing his cough syrup with lighter fluid and shooting up, then turning into something from a Romero picture.
Posted by daddybear71 on September 26, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/09/26/news-roundup-204/
Musings
- Ironic Norwegian hipster names for children: Ole and Lena.
- If you don’t get it, ask a Scandinavian for an explanation.
- If you don’t get it, ask a Scandinavian for an explanation.
- Life is fickle. One night you’re a mason jar 1/3 full of apple pie moonshine, the next night you’re packed full of tomatoes, onions, peppers, and lime juice and sitting in a hot water bath.
- I succeeded in cutting up a couple dozen jalapeno peppers tonight and didn’t rub my eyes. I’m proud.
- Interestingly, the juice from the peppers that has soaked into the skin on my hands burns a bit, but it feels kind of nice.
- The soreness in my fingers seems to be easing up a tad.
- I can, however, pinpoint each and every teeny tiny cut and nick on my hands at the moment.
- It is good that the props for the Halloween shindig at the zoo were supposed to look like they were painted by children, because that’s the best I can do.
- Yeah, coloring inside the lines has always been a challenge.
- Apparently Girlie Bear borrowed a pair of colorful suspenders to wear in her school pictures. Luckily, the pose we bought didn’t feature them.
- Seriously, Mork from Ork would have been proud to wear them.
Posted by daddybear71 on September 25, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/09/25/musings-12/
Quote of the Day
It isn’t the weapon that’s the dangerous part of any equation. It’s the person holding it.
I am not dangerous because I carry a gun. Not to the standard, every-day, law-abiding schmuck.
I am dangerous to those who think that I am prey. Because I am not, and have never been.
–Heroditus Huxley, “It’s Not The Weapon”
I think my way of saying it is “I may not always have my gun, but I am never unarmed”, or “I’m a peaceful man, but if you raise a hand to me or mine, I will take off your whole arm”.
Posted by daddybear71 on September 25, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/09/25/quote-of-the-day-120/
An Open Letter
Below is the text of the messages I just left on the websites of my Senators. I urge all of you to email or call tonight to ask your Senators to support efforts to defund Obamacare. They listened on gun control, they have been listening on Syria, and they need to hear our voices now.
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Dear Senator McConnell/Paul,
I am reaching out to you to request that you support Senator Cruz in his filibuster, and to only support cloture on the continuing resolution if an up or down vote is given to the version recently passed by the House.
The ACA has already become a destructive force in the American economy, and full enactment would force millions of Americans to either pay significantly more than they are accustomed to for insurance, or cause them to lose their insurance at all.
This has struck my family already. My employer has announced that working spouses will not be covered under our insurance plan starting in January. I understand that many employers have taken this step in order to cut costs that have ballooned due to the new mandates of the ACA. So, instead of my wife being covered under the excellent health insurance offered by my employer, she will be paying significantly more each month to get insurance through her employer, and that coverage is, to be honest, substandard.
In addition, there are cases where self-insured families are having their insurance costs double or triple, causing them to have to decide what other essential they will have to do without in order to keep health insurance, if that is even an option.
Again, please support efforts to defund the ACA and support all of those in the Senate who are trying to accomplish that goal.
Respectfully,
Daddy J. Bear
Louisville
Posted by daddybear71 on September 24, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/09/24/an-open-letter-16/
Refutations and Insults
I somehow ended up on a mailing list for White House…. communications. I’m sure it’s something I’ve done, because no-one I know would be malicious enough to to that to me.
Anyway, it’s quite refreshing to receive hand-crafted, artisanal partisan politics direct to my inbox every few days.
Here’s the latest missive from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. My responses are in italics.
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Dan Pfeiffer, The White House
Hello —
Hi Dan, how’s it going? Having a good week? We’re doing fine here in Kentucky. I’m hard at work making money so that you and yours can have a good life.
Right now, Congress has two jobs: to pass a budget that invests in the middle class and to pay the bills it has already incurred.
Actually, Congress has quite a few jobs, but I get your point. The Congress, specifically the Senate, does indeed need to pass a budget. This task hasn’t been done since April 29, 2009. To put that in perspective, my youngest son had just turned 1 then, and he’s in kindergarten now.
But instead of doing their jobs, a few reckless Republicans in Congress are so obsessed with refighting old political battles over Obamacare that they’re threatening to shut down the government and stop paying the country’s bills.
Pot, meet kettle. You all have some big brass ones for calling someone else out for playing politics. And it wasn’t a ‘few reckless Republicans’. The vote in the House was 230 to 189. Let me guess, those evil reckless Republicans were holding the families of those who were demurring on defunding Obamacare hostage until after the vote.
On Friday, these House Republicans voted to shut down the government unless the Senate and the President agree to defund Obamacare. This week, instead of playing those games, the Senate is set to send a simple budget resolution back to the House — one that keeps the government open for a few months while leaders continue to work on a budget that creates jobs and cuts the deficit in a balanced way. That’s a reasonable solution.
How about we play another game? This one in which Harry Reid and Barack Obama admit that their ‘Affordable Care Act’ is making health insurance unaffordable, forcing people out of their insurance plans, either to pay more for less coverage or into having none at all, and is so horrendous that Congress has exempted itself and its employees from having to deal with it.
But some Republicans still care more about scoring political points on Obamacare than keeping the government open and our economy moving forward.
If the President doesn’t want someone scoring political points in the budget process, then why is he making speeches to his adoring fans about those evil people on Capitol Hill who want to stop the Obamacare trainwreck? If he cares so much about keeping the government going, then why doesn’t he let Obamacare die on the vine? Of course, then he might need a doctor himself, because his ego is so badly bruised now that one more blow might be fatal to the poor thing.
This kind of up-to-the-final-hour brinksmanship is beyond irresponsible, and it could reverse the hard-earned economic progress we’ve made by creating another crisis. Unfortunately, we’ve watched them run this play before, and we know what it looks like. Two years ago, these Republicans held the economy hostage, and as a result our credit rating was downgraded, the stock market plummeted 17 percent, consumer confidence dropped like a rock, and businesses stopped hiring.
Here’s a hint: If you owe creditors 100+% of your yearly income, then your credit rating is going to go down, especially if your rate of spending is going up. You all, and by that I mean the last three or so administrations, have been spending money like it was water, and you’re blaming the people who want to tighten the tap a bit for your credit rating?
And those of us who want the President to listen to the American people and find a better way aren’t the ones with the gun against the nation’s temple. That person sits in the Oval Office.
That’s why it’s time for GOP lawmakers to pass a simple budget resolution that doesn’t defund Obamacare and move on.
That’s why it’s time for Harry Reid and President Obama to get on with their lives and admit they were wrong when they passed Obamacare in the first place.
We need your help to spread the word so that Americans know what’s going on, so forward this message to your friends and family.
Done and done.
In the five years since the financial crisis began, the American people have pushed the economy forward. Over the past 42 months, businesses have added 7.5 million jobs. American manufacturing is growing again, and the auto industry is back. We’ve reformed Wall Street so that no company is ever again too big to fail and created the toughest consumer financial protections this nation has ever seen. We’ve cut our deficit by more than half, made the tax code more progressive, and reformed our health care system.
What does this have to do with the subject at hand? OK, I’ll play: Businesses are adding part-time McJobs, and the labor pool participation rate is the lowest it’s been in my lifetime. That means that a huge number of people have just plain given up. The auto industry, outside of Ford, is a zombie that needed to be put down in 2009, but was given a huge transfusion of cash just before it went into the toilet. Of course, the UAW is sitting pretty, so I guess you can call that a win for someone. Wall Street is more stratified and “too big to fail” than it was before the crisis. The deficit was cut because you all couldn’t find a way to do the right thing last year, so automatic across-the-board cuts went into effect. And your ‘reform’ of the health care system means that more people are going to be either on Medicaid or without insurance entirely.
Today, there is record demand for American products abroad, and our tech companies are booming. The housing market is coming back — sales of existing homes are up by double digits and new foreclosures are down to the lowest levels since the start of 2006.
Again, how is this relevant to the subject of your email? Oh wait, I understand. If you can’t make a point using facts and figures, baffle them with bullshit. Got it.
I guess we’re out of the rut we were in, because Google and Microsoft employ millions of American workers. Let’s face it, if you aren’t one of the educational, social, or political elite, the Obama ‘recovery’ isn’t doing much for you. You eloi up on the mountaintop have no idea how the rest of us are having to work tooth and nail to keep the wheels on while you enjoy the party. That is, until our jobs are sent overseas by someone who contributed to your presidential library fund or reelection campaign.
You know, you probably don’t want to trumpet the housing market too loudly. Just because you’ve hit bottom, where people are willing to buy up properties with depressed values, isn’t a good thing unless you can find a way to stop bouncing along the bottom. Plus, we all knew that eventually the banks would run out of mortgages to foreclose on. It’s not time to count coup just because you were able to survive long enough to see us find the bottom of the mineshaft.
We need to keep building momentum. So we’re asking Congress to join the President in creating a better bargain for the middle class, and give up on manufacturing a new political crisis. For that to happen, reasonable Congressional Republicans have to stand up to a few extreme members of their party for the good of the country and our economy.
Want to help the middle class? Then get out of our way. The middle class was finding it’s own solutions to the ‘healthcare crisis’ just fine before you all came along and peed in the punchbowl. We either had the insurance we wanted or had a clear path to finding it. With the way things are going now, we’re going to be lucky to get seen at the free clinic in a couple of weeks the next time one of the kids gets sick.
From the day he took office, President Obama has been open to any good idea when it comes to the budget, as long as supporting middle-class families remains our North Star. Republicans won’t extract concessions over the full faith and credit of the United States.
Here’s a good idea: Propose a budget and get your own party to vote for it. Cut out the ideological crusading, do your homework, and do your bloody job. I don’t pay you all to try to make this country into your vision of a first world shithole.
Will you help spread the word? Share this message so that people know what’s about to happen to the economy if Congress doesn’t act.
Again, done and done. I’m doing my best to tell everyone I know just what will happen to our economy if that collection of cronyism and corporate carve-outs is allowed to come into force.
Thanks,
No, Dan, thank you. Have a good one.
Dan
Dan Pfeiffer
Senior Advisor
The White House
Posted by daddybear71 on September 24, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/09/24/refutations-and-insults-2/
Today’s Earworm
Posted by daddybear71 on September 23, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/09/23/todays-earworm-413/
Thought for the Day
Short version – I feel like absolute dirt. My attitude and outlook on life reflects that today.
Long version –
Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;
And all the clouds that lour’d upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths;
Our bruised arms hung up for monuments;
Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings,
Our dreadful marches to delightful measures.
Grim-visaged war hath smooth’d his wrinkled front;
And now, instead of mounting barded steeds
To fright the souls of fearful adversaries,
He capers nimbly in a lady’s chamber
To the lascivious pleasing of a lute.
But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks,
Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass;
I, that am rudely stamp’d, and want love’s majesty
To strut before a wanton ambling nymph;
I, that am curtail’d of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deformed, unfinish’d, sent before my time
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them;
Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace,
Have no delight to pass away the time,
Unless to spy my shadow in the sun
And descant on mine own deformity:
And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover,
To entertain these fair well-spoken days,
I am determined to prove a villain
And hate the idle pleasures of these days.
Plots have I laid, inductions dangerous,
By drunken prophecies, libels and dreams,
To set my brother Clarence and the king
In deadly hate the one against the other:
And if King Edward be as true and just
As I am subtle, false and treacherous,
This day should Clarence closely be mew’d up,
About a prophecy, which says that ‘G’
Of Edward’s heirs the murderer shall be.
Dive, thoughts, down to my soul: here
Clarence comes. — Shakespeare, Richard III
Posted by daddybear71 on September 23, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/09/23/thought-for-the-day-204/
Thoughts on the Day
- I guess my little girl is growing up. When given the choice of spending the day at the zoo with Boo and our niece and nephew, Girlie Bear chose to stay home and get her homework done and clean her room. She wanted to go out to a friend’s house tonight and do stuff with friends tomorrow, so she wanted to get her work done early.
- The trip to the zoo was wonderful.
- Couldn’t have asked for better weather.
- Having two other children for Boo to ping off of at the zoo made the trip easier.
- We already have a request from Irish Woman’s niece to watch “The Wizard of Oz” and “The Jungle Book” the next time they stay over.
- The baby addax was out on display today. All three kids squealed in wonder at how “fluffy” it was.
- Watching a polar bear swim underwater is quite amazing.
- Quote of the day at the zoo: When asked how you tell a daddy lion from a mommy lion, one of the kids stated: The daddy lion is asleep, the mommy lion is awake.
- Irish Woman seems to believe that this is a good way to differentiate in humans too.
- When your son comes home from an anime ‘con dressed up in a schoolgirl outfit, complete with bright blue skirt, the correct thing to say, as a father, is “Nice legs”.
Posted by daddybear71 on September 21, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/09/21/thoughts-on-the-day-174/







