Today’s Earworm
Posted by daddybear71 on December 20, 2013
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Thoughts on the Day
- I was putting some things up and making some munchables today and it occurred to me that I’m using implements that I will be passing on to my kids.
- There was a time not too long ago when I didn’t expect to get more than a few years out of anything I purchased or made.
- Now, I’ve got guns and cooking implements that I know will be owned by my kids and grandkids.
- When did that change happen?
- Of course, it rained today. It was only in the 50’s and I have two guns that I wanted to take out to Knob Creek to try out.
- For the record, I’m not using an old family recipe to make krumkake.
- As a matter of fact, I don’t have any old family recipes.
- I’ve had to figure them out on my own via friends and the Internet.
- Half the fun has been trying this and that to try to approximate things that my grandmothers made.
- It is impossible to surprise a woman who notices every time your cell phone rings.
- The Grinch was a great character until he got off his meds and let his heart grow.
Posted by daddybear71 on December 20, 2013
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Thought for the Day
5 And seeing the multitudes, He went up on a mountain, and when He was seated His disciples came to Him. 2 Then He opened His mouth and taught them, saying:
3 “Blessed are the poor in spirit,
For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
4 Blessed are those who mourn,
For they shall be comforted.
5 Blessed are the meek,
For they shall inherit the earth.
6 Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
For they shall be filled.
7 Blessed are the merciful,
For they shall obtain mercy.
8 Blessed are the pure in heart,
For they shall see God.
9 Blessed are the peacemakers,
For they shall be called sons of God.
10 Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake,
For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
11 “Blessed are you when they revile and persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you falsely for My sake. 12 Rejoice and be exceedingly glad, for great is your reward in heaven, for so they persecuted the prophets who were before you.”
The Gospel of Saint Matthew, Chapter 5, Verses 1 through 12
Today is the anniversary of the date when NATO took over responsibility for peacekeeping in Bosnia-Herzegovina. Almost 20 years on, I hope that the time that I and thousands of others spent there made life better for the regular folk of that region, who wanted nothing better than to live their life and raise their children in peace.
Posted by daddybear71 on December 20, 2013
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Today’s Earworm
Posted by daddybear71 on December 19, 2013
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Thoughts on the Day
- A vendor took us out to lunch today.
- I ate so much I felt ashamed of myself afterward. Going to the car felt very similar to the walk of shame up the Ho Chi Minh Trail in Monterey on a Sunday morning.
- My compliments to the chef, though. It’s not often that I am both satisfied after finishing a plate of food and disappointed that it’s all gone.
- If the weather cooperates tomorrow, I think I’m going to take the new shotgun and the Chipmunk out to the range to give them both a try.
- Irish Woman has asked if we can go shooting together over Christmas. I am definitely going to take advantage of this opportunity.
- Apparently Oprah Winfrey, Rudy Giuliani, and some baseball coach I can’t remember are people I’m supposed to emulate when it comes to communication.
- If I ever meet the author of that book, I’ll tell them that my good examples are R. Lee Ermey, Fred Flintstone, and George S. Patton.
- I really ought to be baking, but I just can’t get in the mood. Guess I’ll do it this weekend. If I could find a Norwegian bakery in Louisville, I’d probably skip it altogether this year.
Posted by daddybear71 on December 19, 2013
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Today’s Earworm
This was a pretty good song until about 45 seconds in when he started strangling a muskrat.
Posted by daddybear71 on December 18, 2013
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News Roundup
- From the “Classy” Department – Leon Podesta, who recently joined the Obama White House as water carrier, caddie, and ball washer, has come under fire recently for a comment he made comparing the Republican-led House of Representatives to Jonestown. For those who don’t remember, Jonestown is the site of the murder of a member of the House of Representatives and a mass suicide that killed almost 1000 people, including old people and children. If the House is like Jonestown, then I guess that makes the Democrat-led Senate like Heaven’s Gate – creepy and castrated.
- From the “Qel Surpris!” Department – Election officials in Ohio have reported that a small number of non-citizens voted in the last election. In addition, over a quarter million dead people were registered to vote, a key Democrat constituency. Shocked! Yes, shocked, I am that there were people voting who shouldn’t have been! If only there were some way that we could make sure that only those who qualify for the franchise are allowed to exercise it. Now, if you all will excuse me, I have to go dig out the little identification card that allows me to bear arms outside my home.
- From the “Good Luck With That” Department – The London fire brigade is asking the public to use ‘common sense’ after reporting on various rescues it’s had to do in the past year, including aiding a man who had his penis stuck in a toaster. Like I was told as a young man, common sense isn’t very common, so my guess is that the brave men and women of the fire brigade can look forward to another year of coming to the aid of people doing odd things with their genitals and digits.
- From the “Good For Him” Department – An airport security officer in Poland is being praised for catching a young child who was falling from a table. The young man is reported to have been rewarded for his act, and I understand that the Green Bay Packers are in negotiations with him.
Posted by daddybear71 on December 18, 2013
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Coming Soon
Here are the movies that had previews last night:
- The Monuments Men – Art experts are sent on missions behind Nazi lines to try to save the art treasures of Europe during the death throes of the Third Reich. Looks interesting, but I think I’d enjoy a non-fiction book about the program more. Looks like it had an interesting ensemble cast, though.
- Holiday Classics – Classics like “It’s a Wonderful Life” and “Christmas Vacation” are coming back for a showing on the big screen. Definitely going to have to find the time to go see a couple of these. Although, whoever decided that “Elf” is a classic needs to be drug out into the street and horsewhipped.
- Jupiter Ascending – Sci-fi action movie with what looks like some of the best visual effects ever seen. May go to a matinee just to enjoy the scenery.
- 47 Ronin – A Keanu Reeves movie that looks like it might have been written by Larry Correia and his friends. Might be an interesting matinee.
- Edge of Tomorrow – Groundhog Day meets Starship Troopers. It’s a Tom Cruise film, so I’m going to have to pass.
- Amazing Spiderman 2 – Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman goes up against a foe that looks like it’s going to squash him like a bug. I’m sure there will be a lot of teenagerish angst and a hot girlfriend that will somehow repeatedly get herself into some life threatening situation. You can probably tell that I’m absolutely pawing at the ground to see this one. If only I’d seen the first movie in this, the umpteenth reboot of the Spiderman franchise.
- Captain America: The Winter Soldier – Captain America continues his work with SHIELD, which apparently includes beating up people in an elevator and exploding flying aircraft carriers. He’s probably still pissed from when he found out that the Dodgers moved to LA.
- Earth To Echo – A group of kids find what might be an alien, or maybe a baby squirrel. Not sure, but whatever it is they were fooling with was making some kind of annoying sound. Probably pass. I don’t do cute, heartwarming science fiction, and I noticed a distinct lack of ooze, tentacles, teeth, or screaming in the trailer.
Posted by daddybear71 on December 17, 2013
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Movie Review – The Desolation Of Smaug
Imagine that one of the best cinematic storytellers of his generation announces that he is going to tell the story of Romeo and Juliet. Now, you love Shakespeare, and you’re excited to see how a writer and director who has always done things that you enjoy will imagine the Bard’s great love story. As things get moving on the movie, he announces that instead of one movie, he’s making three, and will be filling out the story with expository material that Shakespeare wrote, but left out of the published work. Shrugging, you go to see the first movie, and it’s really good. It tells the story of the young lovers up to the famous balcony scene in its multi-hour arc, and even though there are a few extra things thrown in, you enjoy it and look forward to the next movie. After a year’s wait, you go to see the next movie, and even though it’s a well-told story, has great acting, and has outstanding visual effects and scenery, it’s not Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet anymore. This middle movie, in order to jazz up and fill out the story just a bit more, has a subplot of swashbuckling where Puck, the jokester from A Midsummer Night’s Dream, is searching the sewers of Verona for an ancient artifact that will settle the feud between the Montagues and Capulets. In order to make things a little easier to film, the fight between Mercutio and Tybalt is turned from a duel with swords into a hand-to-hand martial arts fight, and when Romeo kills Tybalt, it’s more of an accident. Plus, Mercutio and Tybalt were secretly gay lovers. The movie ends just as Romeo buys his poison, and you are left with the last 10 pages of the play to fill out the next three-hour movie.
Now, change Shakespeare to Tolkien, and change Romeo and Juliet to The Hobbit, and you have my experience last night with The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. To be blunt, I enjoyed this movie immensely, but I left the theater pissed off. Peter Jackson, who is an excellent storyteller, writer, and movie maker, took the framework of a children’s bedtime story, filled in plot elements from Tolkien’s other works to make it into an adult movie, and then iced the cake with characters that weren’t in the original story, including a love triangle that doesn’t belong.
I’m not going to add a plot synopsis, because like I said when I wrote about the first movie in the series, if you haven’t read The Hobbit, you’re cheating yourself and I don’t want to ruin it for you. There may be a few spoilers in the last couple of paragraphs here, but I’ll make sure to warn you before they begin.
Just as in the first movie, the acting in this installment was outstanding. The returning actors from the Lord of the Rings trilogy picked up just where they left off, and the new characters (principally the dwarves) are almost exactly as I envision them when I read the book. Benedict Cumberbatch, who provides the voice of Smaug, was an excellent choice, and turns in what is probably the best performance of the movie. Unfortunately, the character of Bilbo is a bit diminished in this chapter. Even though he is supposed to be the principle character of the story, I kind of feel that this movie becomes the story of Thorin, and Bilbo is just a supporting character. Yes, he still has a part in all the important scenes, but I don’t get the feeling I had in the first movie that it’s about the actions and development of Bilbo anymore.
Even though this is a three-hour movie, it doesn’t feel like it. Even with all of the additional material and downright padding that Jackson has put in to stretch what should have been either one really long movie or two kind-of long movies into three long movies, I never noticed how long I’d been sitting in my seat. However, the place that Jackson chose to end this chapter and begin the third movie leads me to believe that the next installment will have a lot more padding and additional material. Honestly, if you’re tracking the story with the book as the movies go on, there are less than 100 pages left for Jackson to fill three hours with.
As expected, the visual effects are outstanding. Jackson is a master of knitting CGI with live action, and Howard Shore’s score is woven expertly throughout the movie. Irish Woman commented about how the visuals in this movie were better than even the first chapter of the trilogy, which came out only a year ago.
Overall, if you’re looking for an action movie with good acting, great visuals, and an enjoyable plot, this one is worth paying full price at the movie theater. It’s not for young kids, but the theater had everything from teenagers up to senior citizens in the seats.
However, if you’re a long-time fan of J.R.R. Tolkien, there are a few things you should know. (Avast, ye swabs! There be spoilers ahead! Read on at yer own risk!)
Posted by daddybear71 on December 17, 2013
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Thoughts on the Day
- Mental Note 1 – Crash has no problem leaping 4 feet off the ground and hanging by his claws.
- Mental Note 2 – The center of my chest is exactly 4 feet off the ground.
- Today I managed to get pissed off at the same person three times. That’s gotta be some kind of new record.
- For the record, it wasn’t the Irish Woman, who has the patience of a saint, or anyone else that I care about.
- I’m probably in trouble with someone for telling the lady blocking the aisle at the grocery store with both her cart and her body that she was the reason that the baby Jesus cries, but I felt much better afterward.
- Apparently it was more important to block the aisle and harangue the store employee who was preparing more samples of something deep-fried than it was to let the rest of us go about our shopping and go home.
- I better get points in the afterlife for refraining from telling the little girl, who was sitting on the floor of the grocery store and screaming herself hoarse because her mommy wouldn’t buy her whatever it was that caught her eye, that Santa died last night in a drunken brawl at a leather bar.
- I can’t say I wasn’t tempted.
- My coffee shop has a drink called a “Beekeeper”. It’s cinnamon honey, steamed milk, and four shots of espresso. I got one today with two extra shots. The Irish Woman dubbed that “The Swarm”.
- Today was gray, bitter, and cold. It fit my mood perfectly.
Posted by daddybear71 on December 15, 2013
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