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  • From the “Feche le Voche” Department – The French railway system has had a bit of embarrassment.  It would appear that their new model of trains is just a tad too wide, and will require modification of the stations along the rails so that the new trains don’t get new dents as they pull up to the old platforms.  I’d like to laugh at this, but my government has also had issues when it comes to measurements, so I’ll let this one go.
  • From the “Leather Throat Lozenge” Department – A Florida Congressman, who it should be pointed out represents many people who have fled Cuba and other communist/socialist dictatorships, seems to have decided that communism is just fine as a system of government.  It would appear that he believes that if everyone would just give up and work for the government, then the scourge of crime would disappear.  No word yet on his views when it comes to the millions of human beings killed by Communists in the past 100 years, or the billion or so people around the world who live in fear of homicidal repression if they were to ever voice an unpopular opinion, but hey, at least they have a job.
  • From the “Schadenfreude” Department – The Che Cafe, a ‘collective’ coffee shop housed on the campus of the University of California – San Diego, is in trouble and its supporters are as steamed as a soy latte.  It would seem that in its 34 years of existence, the cafe, named after Third World hatchetman and tee-shirt model Che Guevara, has run over $1 million in the red and has become a deathtrap of fire and other code violations.  Now, the student body of UCSD seems to be balking at continuing to fund the cappuccino dreams of their neo-hippie comrades, and the Little Red Coffee Shop might be on its last legs.  To paraphrase Margaret Thatcher, socialism only works so long as you can spend other people’s money, and I guess once the other people decide that your little experiment of a collective coffee clatch isn’t such a good idea, it’s time to either give up or mix a little capitalism in with your morning fair trade, shade grown, hand picked dishwater.
  • From the “Pride Goeth Before The Fall” Department – DARPA, the defense agency responsible for the series of tubes that brings me news liberally mixed with cute cat pictures and advertisements for baldness cures every morning, has unveiled a new software suite for a quad-copter UAS, which they claim is unhackable.   The claim is supported by exercises in which the HACMS system flew around with a big “Hack Me!” sign taped to its back.  While I applaud DARPA’s efforts to head off another embarrassment like the one in which an American UAV was hijacked by the Iranians in 2011, nothing is unhackable so long as it is connected to a data network.  Instead of saying that the system has no hackable flaws, it would be more precise to say that no hackable flaws have been found, yet.  Given enough time, flaws will be found, and if they prove to be too difficult to exploit, there are always other systems that interface with it that will be easier.
  • From the “Your Lying Eyes” Department – The Justice Department has decided to take the awesome technological leap of videotaping interrogations conducted by federal agents.  Imagine that, federal law enforcement is going to start doing the same thing that the Hooterville Police Department started doing in 1986.  This will help to bolster the allegations of what was done and said during interviews with suspects.  Interviews with witnesses, while not mandated, are being encouraged.  I suggest that any interaction between federal agents and the public, including routine inspections done by such agencies as the USDA and the ATF, be videotaped.  That way when the friendly neighborhood ATF agent decides to become abusive with an honest gun store owner or starts making copies of 4473’s, it’s not a ‘he said – she said’ situation.
  • From the “Headline of the Year” Department – In what will certainly become a scene in the next Madagascar movie, a Russian alligator is recovering from injuries he sustained after a bus crash last week.  It would appear that Fyodor the crocodile was injured when a 260 pound female accountant was thrown from her seat in the circus bus and landed on him.  Fyodor seems to have sustained no permanent injuries, but was reported to have vomited for several hours afterward.  To be honest, I can’t blame him.  I knew several guys in Moscow who vomited for a while after being jumped on by large Russian women, but that usually involved the bars along the Novi Arbat and quart upon quart of what can be loosely described as vodka.
  • From the “Good Kitty” Department – A cat in New Zealand brought home a surprise the other morning, and for once it wasn’t something covered in feathers.  Instead, a present of a baggie full of marijuana was presented to her owner.  The owner promptly called police, who collected the weed and decided to not charge the cat with trafficking.  Since it is common knowledge that a cat brings dead things to humans because it believes that we need to learn to hunt, is this a subtle hint from the feline that her owner needs to learn how to score on her own?
  • From the “Games People Play” Department – A young man in Oregon caused a three car pile up when he passed out behind the wheel in a tunnel.  It would appear that he was holding his breath while driving through the tunnel, and the short time it took to transit the tunnel was too long for him to stay conscious.  Police are not giving out many details, but it has been reported that the man is also a suspect in a case in which a pedestrian was hit by a car whose driver had lifted his feet off the floor while going over railroad tracks.  Federal officials are also involved, believing that the young man may be the infamous “Punch Buggy” killer.

Movie Quotes – Day 148

You’re so deceitful you can’t ask for water when you’re thirsty. We could tangle spiders in the webs you weave. — The Lion in Winter

It is amazing to me how hard some will work to maintain an ever-more intricate web of lies going.  Rather than be truthful and face the truth, they have to catalog all of the lies they’ve told, when they told them, and to whom, so that no two threads converge and crash the whole thing.

It’s usually been enlightening to get to know someone who is on the list of “you shouldn’t talk to them” that’s been given to me by a third person.  Usually, both of us end up learning a lot more about how things really are.  Heck, in one instance, I gained an entire adopted family and set of friends when we all figured out that a central figure in all of our lives was not only lying to all of us, but also lying to us about each other.

The truth is hard sometimes, but it is simpler, and the burden of deceit gets heavy very quickly.  Better to face the hard truth than the momentarily easier lie.

Today’s Earworm

Misplacement

Once again, innocent victims have been hurt or killed by someone who should have been stopped before he hurt anyone.  Once again, we mourn the death of people who did not deserve to die.  Once again, we are being blamed for it.

The father of one of the victims of Friday’s shooting in Santa Barbara has placed the blame for the tragedy on the National Rifle Association and others who believe in a citizen’s right to arms and do our part to defend it.  Again, we are hearing calls to further restrict that right.  Again, we are being asked why we need the guns we choose to own, and again we are being called to task for someone else’s actions.

There is a lot of blame to go around in this.  We could blame the police officers, who questioned the murdering scum several weeks ago, but were convinced that he was not a threat to himself or others.  We could blame his counselors and therapists, who did little to remove his  access to firearms after they became concerned about him.  We could blame his parents, who raised their son to be the monster that he turned out to be.

But they, along with the rest of us, should shoulder no blame for all this death and pain.

The only person I blame for the deaths, suffering, and chaos that has erupted is the self-aggrandizing, malevolent, spoiled, evil scum that committed these heinous acts.  No-one put those guns in his hands.  No-one forced his hand when he slid a knife into his roommates.  No-one pushed down on his leg to accelerate his car when he used it as a weapon to hurt the innocent.

No-one, that is, except him.  Reading his screeds and watching his videos, I do not see mental illness.  I see evil.  Calling him a disturbed young person gives him too much credit, and casts a pall on those who truly fit the description.  He was not troubled, or disturbed, or even insane.  He was evil.  He saw himself as better than other human beings, as the decider of life or death for the rest of us, and spewed his hate at those who denied him what he saw as his right:  the bodies and subservience of others.

To his memory, I can only say that the world is a better place without him.  I only regret that he decided to bring harm to the rest of humanity before taking the coward’s way out.

To the parents of those who were hurt or killed on Friday night, you have my sympathy and prayers.  I will not insult you by saying that I understand your grief and anger, because only someone who has had to look upon the corpse of their child can say that, and by the grace of God, I have never had to do that.  I will only ask you to consider that it was not the knife, or the gun, or the BMW that harmed your loved ones.  It was an evil, little man who did it.  His choice of tools to inflict harm are secondary to the manner in which he chose to use them.

To those who were hurt, but have survived, I pray for your healing and for you to find strength in the months and years to come.  You are blameless, and yet you suffer.  I hope that your suffering is short, and that you fully recover from your injuries.

To the parents of the bastard, I say this:  How dare you?  You raised up a spoiled brat who murderously lashed out at the world because he hadn’t gotten laid yet, and you point the finger of blame at me and those like me?  You should be the ones wearing sack cloth and ashes now, not me.  I did not create this monster, you did.  You should be on national television, on your knees, begging the parents and friends of his victims for forgiveness, not directing their ire at anyone but yourself.

To the media and the other vultures that have been drawn to the blood of the innocent in this and other tragedies, I hope that you can find someone to pray for your souls.   It’s obvious that to you no path is too low, too slimy, or too drenched in blood.

To the rest of us, please join me in praying that those who were injured may find healing, that those who mourn may find solace, and that the person who caused all this can find forgiveness in the eyes of the Lord.

Musings

  • This weekend I did a lot of fishing.  No catching, just fishing.
  • There is a distinct difference between explaining the intricacies of an internal combustion engine, a manual transmission, and an electronic ignition and just saying “Push in the clutch before you turn the key” when asked how to start a car.
    • The difference is usually seen in the amount of glassiness in your audience’s eyes when you are done with your explanation.
  • Gentlemen, even if you truly feel that way, never use the term “It was your bright idea, darling.” when your wife complains about how tired she is after working in the flower garden and goldfish pond all day.
  • Discussing the Santa Barbara shooting and the media reaction to it at the dinner table might make the inevitable discussion of it in Girlie Bear’s Social Studies class…. interesting.
    • In the likely event that she gets in trouble for repeating what I have to say on the subject, I pledge to pay for Girlie Bear to have sufficient entertainment during her suspension.
  • When you have nightmares after writing a semi-autobiographical short story, you have cut a little too close to the bone.
  • If you ever want to see how integrated your area is, then take your child to a public place where children play.
    • No matter their race, income, or politics, everyone likes to take their kids to the park on a sunny day.
    • It is gratifying to see the guy wearing the “Obama 2012” tee-shirt talking about where to find appropriate swimwear for a little girl with the lady who had Rush Limbaugh coming out of her car windows when she pulled into the parking area.
  • I am no longer allowed to use the term “self licking ice cream cone” when describing technology, regardless if it’s something that a vendor provides or something that a customer uses.

Movie Quotes – Day 147

We’re up the creek and you want to hock the paddle!Some Like It Hot

An alternate reading of this is “When you find yourself in the hole, quit digging!”.  There comes a point where you have to accept that what you’re doing is wrong and change direction.  When you find yourself arguing with someone and realize that you’ve both reduced your arguments to insults and shouting, it’s time to stop.  When you find yourself using credit cards to pay the interest on your credit cards, it’s time to stop.  When your country finds itself going deep into debt so that those who do not wish to work or are “too big to fail” do not have to deal with the harsh realities of life and their own decisions, then it’s time to stop.  When you find yourself voting for a candidate because of the party they belong to, regardless of what they actually do and say, then it’s time to stop.

Movie Quotes – Day 146

You can tell her that when you found me, I was with the only brothers I had left. And that there was no way I was deserting them. I think she’d understand that.  — Saving Private Ryan

Today we pause to remember the men and women who have given the last full measure of themselves on our behalf.  We renew our vow to forever remember and honor them, and to care for their families in their absence.

Thousands of Americans have given their lives to defend our country and our freedoms.  We owe it to them to act as if we deserved their sacrifice.

I ask that sometime today, while you enjoy the life that has been safeguarded by our men and women in uniform, you take a moment to remember them and to thank them for what they have earned for us.

Today’s Earworm

Today’s Earworm

Movie Quotes – Day 145

To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers. — Kelly’s Heroes

The word hero gets thrown around a lot lately, and sometimes it’s even used correctly.  Someone can be a hero for the things they do in the military, or as a police officer or firefighter.  A hero can be a teacher that never gives up on the kids that everyone else has written off.  It can be the doctor who uses her education and skills to take care of patients in a charity hospital when it would be easy to work office hours in a practice.

To me, a hero is someone who willingly sacrifices for the betterment of others.  It’s something that should be common in our society, but until it is, whose who do it without being asked or even thinking about it need to be recognized.