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Musings

  • I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:  We take more stuff with us for family campouts than a squad of soldiers will take for an 18 month deployment.
  • Giving the dogs a bath in the bed of my truck created a clean spot, which required me to wash the rest of the truck.
    • Of course it rained all weekend, why do you ask?
  • A lot of people are saying that the Obama presidency is sliding fast toward irrelevancy.  I think we need to strengthen our flanks and double the guard.  A rat is most dangerous when it’s trapped and losing.
  • I tried an experiment of freezing water bottles and putting them in the cooler to see if they took longer than ice cubes to melt.  I was also trying to not have waterlogged food after a couple of days.
    • They worked OK for about a day, then we had to go back to ice cubes.
  • Non-DEET, natural insect repellant isn’t worth the trouble.
    • Not effective against mosquitoes, gnats, or chiggers.  No ticks, though.  Unless you count the one that I developed after two days of Boo singing his own interpretation of Disney anthems.
  • On Thursday night, I worked hard to make sure that there was appropriate, nutritious, and tasty food for everyone.  By Sunday morning, I was letting Boo snack on yellow Skittles while I got a breakfast of MegaMart banana muffins and juice boxes together.
  • When it’s too hot and muggy to drink beer, it’s time to envy those who own an air-conditioned camper.
  • Life sure has gotten easier since I figured out that I have two teenagers who want to learn how to do stuff.
  • For the family pot luck dinner, a real man would have made something roasted on a spit over a slow fire or made using natural wood coals in a cast iron dutch oven.  I, not being a real man, threw a ham into a crock pot and called it good.

Movie Quotes – Day 173

Pardner, it’s been my experience that there ain’t nothin’ more ruthless and treacherous than a genuine good woman. — Paint Your Wagon

Lord, protect me from Irish Woman when she has an idea and knows she’s right.  My lovely wife is such a good soul that when she gets a notion, examines it, determines its righteousness, and starts moving from A to B to C to Q, there isn’t much that will slow her down, much less stop her.

Of course, if she wasn’t like that, there wouldn’t be a lot of things getting done around here.

Today’s Earworm

This one comes courtesy of FarmDad!

 

Movie Quotes – Day 172

We’re always quickest to doubt people who have a reputation for being honest.  — Psycho

It is amazing how quickly we can tear people down once the whispering begins.  No matter how righteous, honest, and ethical a person is, all it takes is someone to say an unkind word in the right ear, and pretty soon their reputation is shot.  Gossip has killed more careers and ended more relationships than almost anything else.  It’s amazing how few people are willing to go to the person who is being slandered and ask for the truth.

Movie Quotes – Day 171

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.  — Pulp Fiction

I’m always tickled by the bubble-people who ask controversial questions and are then shocked to get controversial answers.  It’s always a sign of an echo chamber when those who don’t hold the same opinions as others have to be scrutinized like a bug on a pin.

If you’re not ready to hear my opinion, don’t ask for it.  I will, on occasion, throw a hand grenade in your henhouse.

Today’s Earworm

 

Y’all have a good weekend.  We’re taking the kids to the wilds of Indiana for a family reunion.

Movie Quotes – Day 170

Me and the Kaiser, we are both fighting. The only difference is the Kaiser isn’t here!  — All Quiet On The Western Front

I’ve heard this put two other ways:  “Rich man’s war but a poor man’s fight” and “Old man’s war but a young man’s fight”.  Both express the feeling that those who start wars and profit from them rarely share the danger of actually participating in them.  I think, for the most part, this is valid.  It’s been a very long time since a senator or a president would feel shame for not sending their own children to war with the children of the rest of us.  Where is Lieutenant Clinton, or Sergeant Bush?

This is a symptom, one of the earliest, that our society has lost its sense of duty.  I’m not saying that each and every person needs to wear a uniform, but I do believe we need to give back.  Not with your taxes or your support for social programs.  I mean giving up your time and energy to make the nation stronger.  Maybe you join the Marines, or maybe you volunteer a few hours a week at the soup kitchen.  No matter what, from the top of the ivory tower to the bottom of the gutter, we all should have skin in the game.

Movie Quotes – Day 169

We’d better get back, ’cause it’ll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night… mostly. — Aliens

There are parts of Louisville that are perfectly fine during the day, but being there after dark is a less than optimal situation.  No feasible number of policemen, cameras, or political speeches are going to change that.  I tend to avoid those places, if I can.  If I can’t, I try to be smart about when I go, where I go, and who I go with.  And unless I am absolutely forbidden to carry in the places I visit (mostly government buildings), I always make sure that I’m armed.  Doing so won’t keep trouble away or guarantee that I’ll be able to handle anything that happens, but it’s better than harsh language and hoping for the best.

Today’s Earworm

Sneek Peek

I received an email today from the White House about a great new idea they’ve had:  a White House Maker Faire:

We’ve got another big first happening at the White House tomorrow, and our guests are making a lot of things besides history:

President Obama will celebrate innovators, entrepreneurs, and tinkerers of all ages from across the country at the first-ever White House Maker Faire.

What do we mean by “Makers,” exactly?

New technologies such as 3D printers, laser cutters, and easy-to-use design software are enabling more Americans to make and build almost anything these days.

Tomorrow’s Maker Faire will feature new and innovative projects, inventions, and designs that are sure to amaze — and some of these projects may very well create industries and jobs of the future.

We here at DaddyBear News Network, where if we can’t find it out, we make it up, are pleased to give you a brief, exclusive sample of the projects and technologies you’ll see tomorrow.

Andy Acetlyene, an accountant and tinkerer from Albuquerque, will be demonstrating his technique for using a plasma torch to cut holes in the very fabric of the Republic.

Lisa Lignin, a materials engineer and textile artist from Leadville, has volunteered to show the Secretary of State how to knit together a coherent foreign policy out of llama wool and wishful thinking.

Kristy Kraftmacher, an administrative assistant and amateur inventor from Kalamazoo, will be showing us how to use all that military gear being used by small police forces to make giant robots for…. things.

Wally Windmeyer, a lawyer and volunteer lobbyist from Washington, has everyone excited with the news that he will be using his 3D printer to grow a spine for the President.

Tune in tomorrow for these and other amazing demonstrations of how we can use technology to make a better tomorrow!