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Movie Quotes – Day 221

Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man. – A Clockwork Orange

We make choices every day, all day.  Do I take proper care of my children or do I ignore them?  Do I provide for me and mine, or do I live off the labor of others?  Do I follow the law and my own moral code, or do I violate both?

Who you are and how you are perceived depends, to a large extent, on the choices you make in life.  Everyone will make mistakes.  Everyone will be kicked in the gut on occasion.  The difference between a good person and a villain is in recognizing when we have chosen poorly and trying to do better the next time.

Musings

  • Took two bushels of assorted produce out of the garden tonight.
    • Going to dry tomatoes for the first time tonight.  Guess we’ll see how that turned out in the morning.
    • The peppers go in next.  It’s going to smell wonderful in the house for the next day or so.
    • I missed an entire batch of pickling cucumbers.  Now they’re all too long and too wide to pickle.  I’m going to be giving away a lot of these.
  • Girlie Bear’s birthday party is next Sunday. I’ve been informed that it’s going from about 20 people to about 60.  Oh, and no beer.  Pray for me.
  • Moonshine is in the dog house right now for filching a piece of homemade banana bread from Boo.  He seems to feel repentant, seeing as how he’s drooping his head and giving everyone the soulful eyes routine.  I’ll let it go, this time.
  • PGA parking has encroached into my neighborhood.  One house down on our cross street had a yard full of cars this afternoon.  I’m seeding our front yard with caltrops.
  • I was getting antsy and irritated with Irish Woman’s doctor when he took over half an hour to answer a page to call me today, but then he told me that he was in an operating room at the time.  For once, I agree that something has priority over me and mine.
  • Irish Woman had never heard of furries,cosplay, and other related things until today.  She thought I was joking until I looked it up on-line and showed her.  She was flabbergasted.
    • Also, she has pronounced Japanese men as having a large contingent of perverts.
  • I almost witnessed a public bull-whipping today when a woman at the grocery store was in the “20 items” line with a cart full of stuff.
    • She at least had the wherewithal to not argue with the young lady who rang her up that she could not use her EBT card to pay for beer.

Hard Times Thoughts – Vehicles

This is a discussion about a prepping situation that falls somewhere between a short-term disruption, such as bad weather or earthquake, and the end of the world as we know it.  One of the more likely scenarios that I prep for is the loss of one or both of the income-generating jobs in the house.  With a few exceptions, it’s a tough job market out there, and it probably isn’t a bad idea to plan on being out of work, or at least out of work that makes the same money you’re making right now, for quite a while.  One of the key items in the average household that’s instrumental in keeping things moving, so to speak, is the vehicle.

Since I’m a pessimist, I base my plans on one or both of us being at a reduced income for two years.  I’m talking about reduced income, not no income, and I’m assuming that things like gasoline will be available, so we won’t be stockpiling two years worth of unleaded.

First and foremost, we need to take a look at the car itself.  It doesn’t need to be brand spanking new, but it does need to be reliable.  It’s better if it’s a car you can do normal maintenance on yourself without special tools and if you can get parts and supplies from places other than the dealership.  That last one can surprise you, even if you don’t own an exotic or rare car.  For the first two years I owned my minivan, I couldn’t get oil or air filters for it from the parts store or on-line.  It required a trip to the dealer, and it cost an arm and a leg.  Having a car that uses common parts and supplies is essential.  I know people who swear by 1911’s or Glocks because any gunsmith can work on them, but drive an uncommon car that requires parts shipped in from Outer Mongolia and is lubricated with extra virgin linseed oil that must be purchased from the monks of Sao Paulo.

Basically, for me, it comes down to doing the calculus of time, trouble, and cost it takes or will take in the next two years to keep my car running consistently and safe.  If I’m working two or three part time jobs to keep food on the table, will I be able to afford spending time every week or so to fix something on the car?  If we are having to follow an extremely strict budget to make sure that everything’s covered, will we want to be budgeting for quarts of oil, brake fluid, or transmission fluid because of a leaking seal?  I’m not advising anyone to go deep into debt to get a new car, but you do have to decide how much not having a reliable car is costing you now and how much it will cost you later.

One thing you need when you’re working on your car is knowledge.  Unless you’re a mechanic by trade or hobby, taking care of your own car, when you can’t afford to pay someone else to do it, will not be a familiar exercise.  I have had really good luck with the auto care manuals from Haynes, although others swear by brands such as Chilton.  What I like about the Haynes line is that they tend to be illustrated (black and white, but at least it’s a picture), are written at a very basic level that doesn’t assume too much about my mechanical abilities, and they are organized in a pretty logical manner.  I supplement those with videos and articles on the Internet, but you have to put on your logic filters with these sometimes.  Car care forums are as useful as gun forums, complete with holy wars over methods, materials, and manufacturers.

Next, we talk about the supplies.  On average, I will change my oil and filters three to four times in two years.  That means, in addition to beans, bullets, and bandages, I have started stocking up on motor oil, oil filters, and air filters.  These aren’t very expensive for most cars, so picking up an extra filter or quart of oil every so often isn’t hard.  The same goes for things like oil and fuel additives.

The same should go for windshield wipers.  I tend to go through two sets a year, one in the winter and one  over the summer.  For some reason, I’m always surprised at how much they degrade in just a few months of use.  Again, these aren’t that expensive for most cars, so picking them up won’t break the bank if you do it over a couple of paychecks, and having a couple extra sets in the house now will save money in a tight budget later.

I try to keep a set of spark plugs, ignition wires, and other general tune-up items like PCV valves for each car.  These don’t need to be replaced too often, but when the car needs a tune-up, it needs the tune-up.  Again, spending a bit of money now when you have it may save your bacon in the future when things are tight. You should also find out what bulbs, lamps, and fuses your cars use, and keep a supply of them on-hand.  You could also purchase brake pads and calipers to save for bad times.

After that, you get down to things that will hang in your garage or stay in your trunk in case of an ‘aw shit’ moment, but aren’t going to be used as part of normal maintenance.  Most modern cars, if they even have a spare tire, have a temporary spare that will work at moderate speed for a few miles, but needs immediate replacement.  If you have the money, springing for the full-sized spare now will turn an “aw crap, we have to come up with $150 to replace the tire right now” experience into an “aw crap, we’ll have to run without a spare for a few weeks while we scrape together $150 for a new tire” experience.  You can also look at things like serpentine and timing belts, oxygen sensors, and possibly even an inexpensive rebuilt alternator or water pump.    Those are those “low risk, high impact” kind of things that I’m on the bubble about stocking in your emergency supplies.   They’re, for the most part, on the expensive side to spend money on now, but in the event that you need one when things are tight, they will be a godsend in saving money and time later.

Some of these things are what you need to do your own maintenance (You do know how to change your own oil and do a tune-up, don’t you?), but some of them are to have on-hand in the event that something requires a mechanic.  Most mechanics have no problem with you bringing your own parts, and it may save money and time on their fees.

Finally, take a look at your tool kit.  A good metric and standard ratchet and wrench set is a good start.  So is an oil filter wrench, something that I seem to lose around here with a bit of regularity.  Having a hanging light might seem like an anachronism in this day of tactical lights and such, but having a bright light source that you can maneuver into the tight confines of an engine compartment or under a dash without blinding yourself can make jobs easier.

What you stock and what you don’t stock will depend on your situation.  What you want to stock and what you want to buy in the event of need is up to you.  Just remember, there’s a fine line between having what you need and a reality show coming to your house to talk about your problem.  Take a look at your vehicles, research what the normal maintenance and expected problems are, and plan accordingly.

Does anyone have any suggestions for hard-time prepping for your vehicles?

Today’s Earworm

As I sit here, I look out upon my front lawn.  It’s raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock, and I’ve rarely been more happy to see it.  You see, the PGA is having a tournament about a mile from my home, it’s been darn near impossible to easily get out of my neighborhood onto the main road for almost a month, and this rain is going to make the chasers of the little white ball miserable.

Me?  I’m just sitting here under my nice dry roof, sipping a cup of coffee, and smiling an evil little smile.

 

Movie Quotes – Day 220

What is this mess? An empty desk is an efficient desk. — Brazil

Boy, am I the opposite of this.  If you can see the surface of my desk, just wait a moment, and I’ll find something to cover it.  I’m not disorganized.  I know exactly where just about everything is on my desk, and what I can’t find by memory, I know by association.  There is a pattern to the clutter, with each pile of documentation, each system diagram, and each project plan touching something to which it’s related.  What looks like a hand grenade in a hen house to you is actually a well-synchronized symphony of paper.

My style of organization is organic, customized to my needs, and totally inappropriate for teaching to others.  Anyone I try to explain it to gets a glazed expression on their face, and eventually walks away. Oh, well, I guess they’ll have to come up with their own system.

Movie Quotes – Day 219

You mistake my choice not to feel as a reflection of my not caring, while I assure you the truth is precisely the opposite. — Star Trek Into Darkness

I will not answer emotional argument with emotion.  I try to not answer insult with insult.  If I am offended, but see nothing to gain from continued conflict, I shut that conflict off and walk away if I can.  Silence from me does not mean acquiescence, it means I am too angry to respond.  If I have not told you I give up, I haven’t.  Don’t assume that I’m not going to resist because I’ve stopped arguing.  I’ve just gotten to the point where continued engagement is useless, so I’m going to go over to diplomacy by other means.

On the flip side, if I’m still arguing with you or trading good-natured barbs, it means I still think you’re worth talking to.  Take that for what it’s worth.

A Public Service Announcement

I’d like to put this out as a statement of policy at Casa de Oso:

If you are coming to my home after 8 PM and you know me, please have the courtesy to call ahead first.

If I do not know you, and you knock on my door after dark, I am not opening the door.  I will, if you are claiming distress, call 911 for you and stay on the line until the nice men and women with the flashing lights arrive.  Heck, if you say you’re lost or have a broken down car, I may even call someone to come help you.

But I’m not opening that door.

If you are in danger, well, we’ll take that on a case by case basis, but it’s not looking good for me stepping out on my porch to defend you.  Either way, you’re not getting inside the house.

Please, for both our sake, do not threaten me or try to enter my home uninvited.  Don’t make me make that decision.

I’m not going out like this.  You shouldn’t go out like the woman who got shot

Movie Quotes – Day 218

Well, time flies when you’re being annoyed. — In The Line of Fire

Tonight, against my better judgement, I made a trip to the big shopping enterprise down the road.  Going when I’m a little stressed and a lot tired was probably not a good judgement call on my part.  What I saw there made me doubt my belief in humanity and also made me consider moving out of state so that my gene pool won’t be adulterated with these goobers.

There was the 10 or 12 year old girl who stamped her feet and cursed at her mother over a school folder.  She was quickly eclipsed by the teenage boy who was loudly whining at his mom that he wanted the chocolate chip cookie cereal for breakfast.  Not to be outdone, his mother told him that she wasn’t going to buy that, because she needed the money to buy cigarettes.

That was all as I roamed the store to get the three or four things that I needed.  Checkout was even worse.

Have you all ever seen someone who’s gauged their ears?  That’s when successively bigger implements are put into a piercing until you can put a D cell Maglight through it.  Well, the guy in the checkout lane next to mine had golf tees firmly implanted in his piercings.  His girlfriend, as big as a house and about to foal at any moment, was wearing a tank top that read, and may I be struck by lightning if I’m not telling the truth, “I have the vagina, that’s why!”*.

Of course, the experience of checking out was enhanced by that stereotype of shopping at big box stores – having three checkout lanes open when there are a couple hundred people in the store.  Seriously, I was in line reading the covers of trash magazines so long that I am now able to tell you who the British Royal Family is in bed with, what Bigfoot has been up to, who seems to have the steamiest soap opera plots, and which country and western star is leaving her husband of 25 years for Bigfoot.

All through this experience, I could feel my irritation level rising.  I don’t think I got red in the face, but the young lady who checked me out asked if I’d had a bad day.  I replied that I was fine, I just needed to get home.

Getting back to the car, I glanced at the clock, and to my surprise, I had only been in there for an hour.  Time didn’t exactly fly, but I seemed to have been caught in some kind of temporal anomaly as I descended into the madness that is a rural department store on a Wednesday night.

 

* I cleaned that up a tad.  I try to keep the site PG-13, and the phrasing on that shirt would have made my grandmother blush.

Chicken and Rice Soup

Ingredients:

Carcass of a turkey or chicken, with the juices from roasting it (Hooray for leftovers!).  If you don’t have juices, a quart of chicken broth will be a good substitute.
1 large white or yellow onion, coarsely chopped
2 cloves of garlic, peeled and finely chopped
Chili powder, to taste (I used about a tablespoon)
1 1/2 cups dry rice
2 cups water
Chili peppers (I used 2 pablano, 2 Serrano, and 2 jalapeno).  You can either seed or not seed, depending on the amount of heat you want in the soup.
1 cup stewed tomatoes
Juice of 2 lemons and 2 limes
Salt, to taste

 

Put the chicken/turkey carcass and its juices into a crock pot, along with enough water to submerge the bones.  Add onion, garlic, peppers, and chili powder.  Set on medium heat for at least 8 hours, stirring occasionally.

Combine the rice and water in a saucepan, and bring to a boil.  Shut off and allow rice to absorb the water.

Using a slotted spoon, remove the bones and skin from the broth.  Once the rice has absorbed all of the water in the saucepan, transfer to the crock pot.  Allow to soak in the broth for one hour.

30 minutes before serving, heat the tomatoes in the microwave for approximately 1 minute.  Add to crock pot and mix with rice / broth mixture.  Just prior to serving, add the lemon and lime juice and salt to taste.

I served it with fresh fruit, quesadillas, and chips and salsa.

 

A Challenge

If you’ve been following the news lately, you’ve seen the reports that a former Navy guy, who was a professional wrestler with a penchant for feather boas, who then became governor of a northern state, who then became the boogieman of a conspiracy nut and libertarian that the left-wing of American politics can point at, sued Chris Kyle, Navy SEAL, sniper, and all-around good guy, because Kyle may or may not have said in his autobiography that he punched the son of a gun out.

After Kyle was killed by one of the veterans he was trying to help, the lawsuit was shifted to his estate, meaning that it was shifted to Kyle’s wife and kids.  Yes, this fine gentleman, who claimed that Kyle’s book intimated that he got punched in the mouth after running said mouth, decided it was better to try to take food out of the mouthes of the children of a fallen hero than to quietly and respectfully walk away.  Somehow, he won in court, and could be getting a couple million dollars out of the deal.

American Snipers is stepping forward to try to help out.  They are holding a raffle, at $10 a chance, on some good guns and gear, with all proceeds going to Chris Kyle’s family.  There are going to be five winners, with the winners getting their choice from the pool of prizes.

I’m going to issue a matching challenge here:  For the first 10 of you all that buy a ticket and send a copy of your email receipt to daddybear@daddybearsden.com, I will also purchase a ticket.  That will put an extra $100 toward a good cause.

So, hit the raffle, buy a ticket, send me the receipt, and hopefully on the last day of SHOT Show 2015 one of us will be happier. Win or lose, a bit less of Chris Kyle’s estate will be sent to former whatever’s that feel the need to take money from widows and orphans.