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Movie Quotes – Day 264

We don’t like what we don’t understand, in fact it scares us, and this monster is mysterious at least… — Beauty and the Beast

When we are confronted with something new or the unknown, our natural inclination is to be wary, if not fearful.   Things that are out of the ordinary can mean danger, or they can mean that something wonderful is about to happen.  Be on your guard, but also be willing to learn from the new, the novel, and the unexpected.

Movie Quotes – Day 263

And a man in my position can’t afford to be made to look ridiculous. – The Godfather

One thing about being a dad is that dignity has nothing to do with it.  You can be the most badass Airborne Ranger on the planet, but when your little girl wants to have a tea party, you put on the tiara.  When your little boy wants to be Yoda for Halloween, you find a Luke Skywalker costume that fits and carry him on your back.  You will make faces and play peek-a-boo with a baby because baby smiles are the best thing in the world.

And you know what?  You’re not being ridiculous.  You’re just being a dad.  We’re the goofy parent, and we should revel in that role.

Laugh for the Day

My platoon sergeant had this one under the plexiglass on his desk when I was a private.  It still makes me giggle.

 

Questionnaire V

Other Issues

  1. In your opinion, is it appropriate for police, federal, state, or local, armed with more than their sidearms, to monitor or disrupt peaceful demonstrations or gatherings?
  2. In your opinion, is it appropriate for the government, at any level, to gather information on the day-to-day business and communications of citizens, in or out of the country, without a warrant?
  3. Please select one of the following sentences that best describes your stance on the death penalty:
    1. It should be abolished.
    2. The rare use of it right now is about right.
    3. The number of crimes for which a person can be sentenced to death should be expanded, and executions should happen more quickly after conviction.
  4. In your opinion, is it appropriate for the government, at any level, to use eminent domain in order to take property from one citizen in order to give it to another private citizen so that it can be used commercially?
  5. In your opinion, is it the business of the government, at any level, to regulate which intoxicating substances, such as marijuana, cocaine, alcohol, and heroin, adults over the age of 21 consume, assuming that they cause no harm to others by so doing?
  6. In your opinion, is it the appropriate for the federal government to dictate to states which intoxicating substances the state wishes to regulate within its borders?
  7. In your opinion, is appropriate to require possession of a valid, government issued photo ID in order to vote?  If so, would you support spending programs to provide these ID’s to people who cannot afford to get one on their own?
  8. In your opinion, is it appropriate for the government to get involved in the business dealings of any private-sector company, for any purpose?
  9. In 50 words or less, please describe the powers and responsibilities of the office you are seeking.
  10. In 50 words or less, please describe the powers of the executive branch of the government.
  11. In 50 words or less, please describe the powers of the legislative branch of government.
  12. In 50 words or less, please describe the powers of the judicial branch of government.
  13. In 50 words or less, please describe the Commerce Clause of the Constitution, including where you think the limits to this power should be.
  14. Do you feel it is appropriate for the executive branch to issue orders that further a goal when the legislative branch does not act toward that goal?
  15. Do you feel it is appropriate for the government to dictate whom a citizen can marry?
  16. In 50 words or less, please describe a decision by the Supreme Court of the United States that you disagree with and why.
  17. In 50 words or less, please describe a federal statute that you would most like to see repealed, and why.  Please do not re-use a statute that was previously discussed in this survey.
  18. In 50 words or less, please describe a federal executive order that you would most like to see rescinded, and why.
  19. In 50 words or less, please define “social justice”.
  20. Please select one of the following sentences that most closely resembles your opinion of what should be done about illegal immigration:
    1. Seal the border, enforce current laws, send illegal immigrants home.
    2. Loosen legal immigration standards, provide a path to legalization for those who are currently here illegally.
    3. Legalize those who are already here, welcome those who want to come.
  21. Do you support lifetime limits on the amount of government support a citizen can receive through programs such as SNAP and WIC?
  22. Do you believe it is within the government’s power to restrict the amount of money a person or organization can give to a political candidate or cause?  If not, do you support efforts to amend the Constitution to allow it?
  23. Do you believe that it is appropriate for police agencies to seize the property of a citizen based on suspicion of a crime, even if no crime is proven?

Today’s Earworm

Movie Quotes – Day 262

Repairman: All those kids yours mister, or is this a picnic?
Frank Gilbreth: They’re all mine and believe me, it’s no picnic!
— Cheaper by the Dozen

Having children has been the hardest, stinkiest, stickiest, most expensive thing I’ve ever done.  I’ve been yelled at, secreted upon, spit-up on, and woken at all hours of the night.  I’ve given up hobbies, put off vacations indefinitely, and changed careers because of the kids.  I’ve watched the woman I love cry over them, and occasionally I join her.

In the end, though, I can’t imagine life without those times.  With them come the little hands patting my face and tugging on my hair.  They come with gap-toothed smiles and giggles.  They come with first steps, first words, first teeth, and first bicycle rides.  They come with rediscovery of the world from the perspective of a child.  And they come with a home that’s built, not for kids, not for adults, but for all of us.

Questionnaire IV

Military Issues

 

  1. Please select the sentence that best fits your stance on military spending:
    1. We have gone too far in cutting back on the military.
    2. We are on a good course as things stand right now.
    3. We have not cut deeply enough.
  2. Please select the sentence that best fits your stance on military personnel numbers:
    1. Our current numbers and our projected strength over the next five years are appropriate.
    2. We are cutting too deeply into our talent pool already.
    3. We have not cut deeply enough.
  3. Please select the sentence that best represents your stance on the mission of our military:
    1. Kill people and break stuff
    2. Defend the borders of our country and our national interests overseas
    3. Bringing stability to critical regions of the world.
    4. Carrying out humanitarian relief, in addition to helping our friends and allies around the world.
  4. In your opinion, is it worthwhile to fund research into leaps in military technology, or is it better to fund evolutionary change in existing military technology?
  5. In 50 words or less, please tell us about the overseas military activity that you would most like to see eliminated and why:
  6. In 50 words or less, please tell us about the domestic military activity that you would most like to see eliminated and why:
  7. In your opinion, is it better for all of the military services to use common equipment (trucks, airplanes, helicopters, uniforms, firearms) in order to maximize efficiency, or to have each service develop and purchase their own equipment in order to maximize effectiveness for their particular mission?
  8. In your opinion, does the Department of Veteran’s Affairs require top to bottom reform, understanding the cost of doing so, in order to improve its service to veterans?
  9. In your opinion, should the Department of Veteran’s Affairs be moved under the Department of Defense?
  10. Do you believe that military retirements should be reformed so that retirees do not receive payments until after they reach a certain age?

Movie Quotes – Day 261

And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You’ve come to fight as free men… and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight? — Braveheart

Scotland voted today on whether or not to remain a part of the United Kingdom, and the polls showed the question too close to call.

At what point do you look at a union that has lasted for centuries and say “Enough”?  Is there a point where peaceful revolution has failed, but armed rebellion is not yet necessary?  Is there a point beyond which a government can push its people without fracturing?

I wish the people of the United Kingdom luck no matter what the vote says tonight.  No-one wants to see hatred and violence.

Insults and Refutations

I really appreciate the White House sending this to me today.  I needed a catharsis.  As always, my comments are in italics.


 

President Obama spoke to service men and women at MacDill Air Force Base yesterday about the U.S. strategy to degrade and ultimately destroy ISIL — a terrorist organization that is killing innocent, unarmed civilians in both Iraq and Syria. ISIL, also known as ISIS or the Islamic State, is also responsible for the brutal murders of American journalists Jim Foley and Steven Sotloff.

Yep, nothing like using service-members as a backdrop.  I didn’t like it when Clinton did it, or Bush, but this administration must have a duty roster for who gets to be Photogenic Military Guy #37 this week.

Here are the key points the President made yesterday regarding ISIL and our strategy to defeat their forces:

1. ISIL is threatening America and our allies.

Our intelligence community has not yet detected specific plots from ISIL against our homeland, but they have repeatedly threatened our core interests, including our personnel, our embassies, our consulates, and our facilities in Iraq, Syria, and in the broader Middle East. “If left unchecked, they could pose a growing threat to the United States,” he said.

Yes, they’re making Internet videos of threats and beheadings, and have found a few useful idiots to take pictures of American landmarks.   Booga Booga.  But let’s be honest here.  I’ve seen true threats to America.  They usually come from real governments who have, you know, nuclear weapons and stuff.  These doofuses are, at best, as much of a threat as a jackal has to a bull elephant.   Annoying, maybe even able to inflict some damage, but not a threat. 

Oh, and if you’re looking to avenge the two Americans who were murdered by these trolls, how about we turn the tables on them and go all Carthage on their butts?  Nothing says “Don’t mess with us” like a graveyard full of the other side’s people and shattered cities.   Of course, that would require you admitting that Americans’ lives are worth more than the lives of cavedwellers and goatherds, so I won’t hold my breath.

2. The U.S. continues to conduct targeted airstrikes against ISIL.

The U.S. Air Force has conducted more than 160 airstrikes against ISIL, successfully protecting our personnel and facilities, killing ISIL fighters, and giving space for Iraqi and Kurdish forces to reclaim key territory. “They’ve helped our partners on the ground break ISIL sieges; helped rescue civilians cornered on a mountain; helped save the lives of thousands of innocent men, women and children,” the President said.

Yes, we’ve given the Iraqi’s space to reclaim territory they abandoned right after they dropped their rifles, left their artillery pieces, and took off their uniforms.  As allies, we’d have been better off if we enlisted the Brownie Scouts.  They at least know how to march.

3. American forces that have been deployed to Iraq do not and will not have a combat mission.

“As your Commander-in-Chief, I will not commit you, and the rest of our Armed Forces, to fighting another ground war in Iraq,” the President told servicemembers. Along with our airstrikes, U.S. forces will train, equip, advise, and assist local partners on the ground “so that they can secure their own countries’ futures.”

Just like our advisors in Vietnam didn’t have a combat role.  Tell that to Tom Davis, who died in Vietnam four years before the Tonkin Gulf incident.  Oh, and we spent the better part of a decade training and equipping those local ‘partners’, and look what we have to show for it.  Training the local yokels will accomplish about as much as setting the money and equipment it takes to do it on fire.

4. This is not and will not be America’s fight alone.

The U.S. will lead a broad coalition of countries who have a stake in this fight. France and the UK are already flying with us over Iraq, and other countries have committed to join this effort. Saudi Arabia has agreed to host American efforts to train and equip Syrian opposition forces. Australia and Canada are going to send military advisors to Iraq, while Germany is sending paratroopers to help offer training. Arab nations have agreed to strengthen their support for Iraq’s new government, a key ally in our strategy to defeat ISIL.

Ahahahahahahaahaha!  Wait, you’re serious?  Come on, Sparky, be honest.  Our allies, outside of the Anglosphere, have been as worthless as tits on a boar hog since about 1945.  The French and Italians couldn’t even sustain bombing in your unauthorized war in Libya without our help, and you can almost spit from their southern most points and hit Benghazi. 

Giving guns and basic combat training to the wogs in Iraq is going to do nothing but make us look foolish when we start noticing that some of our dead are shot with 5.56×45 instead of 7.26×39 in a couple of months.   The easiest way to equip ISIS in December is to equip the ‘moderate’ forces in the region in October.

International partners will help us cut off ISIL funding, gather intelligence, and prevent foreign fighters from entering — or leaving — the Middle East. And nearly 30 nations have joined American humanitarian relief to help civilians, including Sunni, Shia, Christian, Yezidi, or other religious minorities, that ISIL has driven from their homes.

International partners are the main source of ISIS funding, you dolt.  The biggest mistake Bush made on September 12, 2001, was to not cut off all relations with the kingdom of Saudi Arabia and declare a moratorium on trade with anyone who did trade with them.  And if you want to stop foreign fighters from getting into the Middle East, maybe you ought to be talking to the British and the French.   It appears that a lot of their civilized young men have decided to grow their beards out, hop a flight, and get their jihad on.  I guess you can ask RyanAir to stop offering cheap flights to Ankara, but then again, it’s only a couple of days drive from London to Damascus.

As for giving aid to true refugees, yeah, I can get behind that.  Just as long as they don’t do it in Arkansas.

5. Congress should provide the authorities and resources the U.S. military needs to succeed.

The President has called on Congress to support our military with the necessary resources to train and equip Syrian opposition fighters. As he has said, America’s leadership position is strongest when the President and Congress work together and show a united front.

Training and equipping the Syrian opposition is the wrong thing to do.  Let me make this clear:  Assad is going nowhere, and even if, by some miracle, he was deposed, whatever replaces him is going to hate our guts.  There is no benefit to the American people by getting involved.  Quit diddling around in other people’s wars.

“Sending our servicemembers into harm’s way is not a decision I ever take lightly,” the President said. “It is the hardest decision I make as President. Nothing else comes close.”

Actually, I’m not convinced that figuring out whether to use a 9 Iron or not on the 13th hole isn’t a bigger decision for you.  You obviously didn’t have to think too long before detailing 3000 servicemembers to spend Christmas in either West Africa or quarantine to make sure they don’t bring Ebola back with them.

But this strategy will require the best military force in the world:

Frankly, there just aren’t a lot of other folks who can perform in the same ways — in fact, there are none. And there are some things only we can do. There are some capabilities only we have. That’s because of you — your dedication, your skill, your work, your families supporting you, your training, your command structure. Our Armed Forces are unparalleled and unique. And so when we’ve got a big problem somewhere around the world, it falls on our shoulders. And sometimes that’s tough. But that’s what sets us apart. That’s why we’re America. That’s what the stars and stripes are all about.

“In an uncertain world full of breathtaking change, the one constant is American leadership.”

Actually, the only constant we’ve had in our military since January 2009 has been either politicized social experimentation or distractions from whatever it is you’ve been up to.  Guess which one this falls into?

And, because of the strength and dedication of America’s military, the President made clear that we will send an unmistakable message to ISIL:

Whether in Iraq or in Syria, these terrorists will learn the same thing that the leaders of al Qaeda already know: We mean what we say; our reach is long; if you threaten America, you will find no safe haven. We will find you eventually.

Tough talk. If only he had a track record of crying havoc and letting slip the dogs of war, instead of sniveling loudly and jerking our chain to back it up.

News Roundup

  • From the “Anthropology” Department – A new study suggests that warlike or homicidal behavior is natural and common in one of our nearest evolutionary cousins, the chimpanzees.  Interestingly, in bonobos, another close relative, it’s exceedingly rare.  The killing seems to happen most when competition for resources is highest, which fits in well with human behavior.  Of course, they have yet to find a population of chimps that enjoy knocking other chimpanzees down and stomping them for fun, nor have I seen reports of them kidnapping females and locking them up in secret rooms for years.
  • From the “Biting the Hand” Department – Leaked emails from a group at Brandeis University seems to demonstrate just how far the political extremism goes in some parts of academia.   I’m not going to equate antisemitism with anti-Israel, but these messages are pretty rabid. It’s also apparent that to a lot of these academics, leaving your religion and then pointing out why constitutes a hate crime.  And just to flavor the soup, we have the regular vitriol about conservatives and anyone who doesn’t get their news from Pravda or Komsomolets.  Somewhere in my black heart, I hope these people someday have to face the victims of those they support.
  • From the “Abandoned” Department – Former prostitutes in South Korea are being forced out of their homes near an expanding American base.  It appears that after being used by the South Korean government to provide entertainment to American GI’s for decades, they are being forgotten.  The seedy side of American bases in foreign countries was pretty sad to see, and the fact that these women are being cast aside now that their usefulness has declined and the political and social climate has changed is telling.  I’m not sure what a complete solution to this should be, but it ought to include some sunshine on what, if anything, American leadership knew about the Koreans keeping women handy for soldiers, and probably some sort of financial and social support for them.
  • From the “FFS” Department – A local university went on lock down recently after someone reported seeing someone with a backpack and a gun.  After an hour or so of searching, the offender was located and the ‘rifle’ turned out to be an umbrella.   People, if you can’t tell an umbrella from a rifle on a rainy day, please stop wasting Pell grant money to go to university.
  • From the “Anti-Gun Utopia” Department – A young man in Chicago recently learned that there is no safe place, there are no safe strangers, and you really shouldn’t live in Chicago if you can help it when he was attacked and hacked at with a machete.  Seven people, ranging in age from 15 to 23, have been arrested.  The members of the attacking group have been charged with robbery, aggravated assault, and trespassing.  So, I guess attempted murder was too much of a stretch for the police and prosecutors after one of the victims required 31 stitches to close a 6 inch long, 1 1/2 inch deep gash.  Luckily, this is Chicago, so nobody had a gun, so nothing serious happened.
  • From the “Research” Department – The federal government is paying several million dollars for a study that entails getting monkeys drunk and then seeing what effect alcohol has on their tissues.  Funny, I’d have thought they could have done the same research at any public university during Greek Week for a lot less.
  • From the “Bad Idea” Department – A man in Ireland was arrested in May when he exposed his buttocks to a member of the police and shouted insults and threats at him.  Having gotten into a fight or two with Irish police (Not in Ireland, thank the Lord), I’m pretty sure this guy was either drunk, is the bravest man on Earth, or is out of his mind.  I have a friend who has a crooked tooth because he smarted off to Officer O’Malley one too many times.
  • From the “Misplaced Trust” Department – A federal judge has awarded a large sum of money to a former ATF agent who was pretty much abandoned by his agency after infiltrating the Hells Angels motorcycle gang.  An earlier settlement covered other offenses, but it appears that his ‘leadership’ at ATF decided to take a shine to the man and made life difficult for him until he retired.  Something tells me that a guy who was willing to infiltrate a biker gang for a couple of years isn’t going to be intimidated by some douche in a cheap suit, so it’s not surprising that he took to the courts and made the ATF pay.  It’s interesting that this is the same ATF office that bungled the Fast and Furious operation.
  • From the “Beasties” Department – A surgeon in Australia has heroically removed a tumor from the head of a pet goldfish, and the patient is said to be doing “swimmingly”.   You read that right, ladies and gentlemen.  Somebody paid $200 to have surgery done on a $2 goldfish.  Apparently his owners had become quite attached to him in the 10 years of his life, and this new surgery will give him another 20 years to enjoy swimming in tight circles.  Now, I love my pets.  Honestly, there are days when I love my cat and my dog more than I like 99.99999999% of humanity.  But this takes it to another level.  Mr. Limpet is expected to make a full recovery, and will soon be on a speaking tour to discuss his heroic comeback.  All of this will be covered in his new book, “Against the Current”, in which the details of his struggles and victories will be laid bare to the world.
  • From the “Update” Department – The Minnesota Vikings, bowing to public pressure and common sense, have told Adrian Peterson to stay away from the team until his legal troubles are cleared up.  You’ll recall that Peterson was indicted the other day for child abuse after he admitted to a grand jury that he used a switch to repeatedly whip his four year old son, leaving bleeding welts on the child’s buttocks, legs, and genitals.  I’d say that this is a good step by the club, and one that I hope is emulated across the league.