Rhode Island will smugly point out that it has four electoral votes compared to North Dakota’s three. North Dakota residents will point out that they have lawns larger than Rhode Island. — Adaptive Curmudgeon
Posted by daddybear71 on February 8, 2012
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I have known a vast quantity of nonsense talked about bad men not looking you in the face. Don’t trust that conventional idea. Dishonesty will stare honesty out of countenance, any day in the week, if there is anything to be got by it. — Charles Dickens, born February 7, 1812, Hunted Down
Posted by daddybear71 on February 7, 2012
https://daddybearsden.com/2012/02/07/quote-of-the-day-20/
I’m so hetero, it hurts. I love a good set of breasts and a firm butt like nobody’s business. I also love guns almost as much. Technically more since I can touch someone else’s guns without the Mrs. stabbing me in the neck with a set of poultry shears.
Robb Allen, who may have just proven logically that guns are better than breasts because you can touch guns without someone screaming at you.
Posted by daddybear71 on January 30, 2012
https://daddybearsden.com/2012/01/30/quote-of-the-day-21/
I don’t like it when the pilots introduce themselves and use their first names. “This is Captain Jimmy and First Officer Zachary”. This isn’t a puppet show, you’re flying a plane! I want some credentials: “This is Captain John R. Richardson, U.S. Navy, 1500 carrier landings, 43 confirmed kills in air-to-air combat. Take your seat belts off, I got this.”.
— Greg Hahn, on the Bob and Tom Show. Link may be NSFW for some W’s.
Posted by daddybear71 on January 23, 2012
https://daddybearsden.com/2012/01/23/quote-of-the-day-22/
You came into this world covered in someone else’s blood you should, in the midst of a violent attack upon you, at least leave in the same fashion.
— Matthew, Straight Forward in a Crooked World, Dark Arts for Good Guys: The Right to Knife Pt. II
Posted by daddybear71 on January 22, 2012
https://daddybearsden.com/2012/01/22/quote-of-the-day-23/
The fact that the Brady Campaign would use the blood of criminals to attack honest gun owners is reprehensible and should be rejected by all decent people.
Press Release from Sean D. Sorrentino about the recent “Light a Candle” campaign by the Brady Campaign.
Posted by daddybear71 on January 9, 2012
https://daddybearsden.com/2012/01/09/quote-of-the-day-24/
I choose to see evil for what it is. A real thing that must be resisted with every ounce of force available. Every tool at my disposal. I’ll not blame the tools that evil men use. I won’t jump at shadows.
I do not live in fear because I know that I can fight it. I may not always win, but I will not succumb. Luck has nothing to do with it.
— Jennifer, Lucky?
Posted by daddybear71 on January 7, 2012
https://daddybearsden.com/2012/01/07/quote-of-the-day-25/
The republicans, on the other hand need every single one of the votes of people who get distracted by shiny objects; which means their platform, expressed in its simplest terms is, “Don’t scare the baby.”
Mike, talking about the voter pool in the country.
Posted by daddybear71 on January 4, 2012
https://daddybearsden.com/2012/01/04/quote-of-the-day-26/
… the big story takes place in Abbottabad, Pakistan, where Osama bin Laden, enjoying a quiet evening chilling in his compound with his various wives and children and porn stash, receives an unexpected drop-in visit from a team of Navy SEALs. After due consideration of bin Laden’s legal rights, the SEALs convert him into Purina brand Shark Chow; he is then laid to rest in a solemn ceremony concluding upon impact with the Indian Ocean at a terminal velocity of 125 miles per hour.
— Dave Barry, 2011 Year In Review
Posted by daddybear71 on January 3, 2012
https://daddybearsden.com/2012/01/03/quote-of-the-day-27/
Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the “ape” in apricot? What have they got that I ain’t got?
Courage!
You can say that again! Huh?
— The Cowardly Lion, The Wizard of Oz
Posted by daddybear71 on December 27, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/12/27/quote-of-the-day-28/
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