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One Night At Knob Creek

(Sung to this tune)

 

Knob Creek, Kentuckiana setting,

But the range don’t know what the range is getting.

The creme de la creme of the shooting world in a

Show with everything but Jeff Cooper

 

Lead flies, a thousand rounds a minute

Glad the truck has extra ammo in it

All clear – Don’t you know that when targets change

The RSO makes sure that it’s a cold range.

 

It’s not just a range, or a gun show, or a gun store

It’s Knob Creek!

 

One day at Knob Creek and you lust for broomsticks

There’s lots of ammo, but ammo ain’t free

You’ll find a gun in every hand and holster

If you’re there, there’s always more to see

I can hear that rifle singing out to me.

 

This range is not like any other,

When you’re head’s down over your rifle, brother.

 

It’s a range, it’s a show, it’s really a big deal

If you shoot well enough, you might hit the steel.

 

Whaddya mean?  You see one machine gun shoot…..

 

Browning, Maxim, and more

The mini gun just started to roar.

 

All right!  You’re talking to a shooter

Who is bored of reading about it on his computer

I take my shots at things beyond 7 yards, sunshine.

 

 

One night at Knob Creek and the tracers light up

Nothing better than dynamite and kerosene

One night at Knob Creek and your spirits cheer right up

Some shoot a lot bigger than .223

I can feel concussion slapping out at me

 

Knob Creek’s gonna be the footing.

For the ultimate exposition of high volume shooting

This gets my attention more than would an

Antiques store or a romantic comedy.

 

And praise Browning that I’m actually shooting, not just watching

 

I don’t see you guys taking

the kind of shot I’m contemplating

I’ll let you watch, but I invite you

To take a turn, the Ma Deuce won’t bite you.

 

So y’all come on down from Chicago, or Boston, or New York,

Or even California!

 

One day at Knob Creek and you’ll lose hoplophobia

The guns are loud but they stress safety

You’ll try your hand at every gun you wish to

A little brass, a little lead flying

I can hear Sarah Brady softly crying

 

One night at Knob Creek and the sky lights up like daytime

Not much between tracers on these guns

One night at Knob Creek is the sight of a lifetime

Can’t really beat the company

I can see gun people all around me

Help to the Helpful

I received this in a message from the Second Amendment Foundation today:

In the last 15 days, supporters of the 2nd Amendment pledged nearly $15,000 for support of the important new film “Assaulted: Civil Rights Under Fire” that exposes California as the front line in the civil rights battle between public safety and the 2nd Amendment.  The Second Amendment Foundation and the Calguns Foundation have each contributed $5,000.00 to get this project off the ground. 

Please go to http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/assaulted/assaulted and make your pledge now.

The SAF and CALGUNS have been at the forefront of the gains we’ve seen in gun rights during the past few years.  If you’ve got a few dollars that need a home, please consider giving them a hand.

Guess What I Did Today

  • When it comes time to buy a 9mm, I need to consider the Beretta 92FS.  My BIL brought his and it was very nice.
  • The failures I had with the new pistol the other day seem to have been due to a lack of proper lubrication.  A little Remoil spritzed into the magazines and onto the bolt appears to have fixed it.
  • I really like my .357, but a .44 Super Blackhawk like the one I shot today would be a nice addition to my collection when I’m in the mood to start stocking a new caliber.
  • I need to get more ammunition.  No, I don’t have a problem.

Shooting and Golf

I was talking to a friend who is interested in shooting the other day, and he asked me to put the things I enjoy about shooting into terms he could understand.  He’s big into other sports, so I picked one and went with it.

Shooting is like golf.

When you go to the driving range, you take a large amount of inexpensive balls and try to hit them for distance and accuracy.  To me, that is going to the range and putting lots of inexpensive ammunition down range.  You strive to increase both your accuracy and the range at which you can hit.

Guns are like clubs.  You can buy ones that are inexpensive but serviceable and be completely happy.  Even a small investment can bring years of enjoyment.

When you want to go to the next level of equipment, you can spend as much as you want to and get pretty much whatever you want.  You can spend 5 dollars apiece on a golf ball or on a match grade round of ammunition.  You can buy sets of custom-made clubs forged out of virgin unobtanium, just as you can buy a custom-made rifle or pistol.

As for the actual shooting, the many ways you can go shooting count for all the different ways you can play golf.  Like I said before, you can go to the range and practice either driving or shooting.  IDPA, IPSC, or Cowboy Action are analogous to playing a few rounds of golf on the weekend.  There are even professional ranks among shooters, with our own Tiger Woods and Jack Nicklaus.

Heck, we even have our own debate clubs that argue ad nauseam about tactics, gear, personalities, and the like.  When we’re not arguing, there’s nothing we like better than sitting down with our friends, enjoying an adult beverage or two, and arguing.  If that doesn’t sound like the 19th Hole, I don’t know what does.

So, what do y’all think?

An Open Letter

Dear President Obama,

Like you and most other Americans, I was shocked and saddened by the recent massacre at the movie theater in Aurora, Colorado.  I hope that the wheels of justice grind very finely upon the perpetrator of this atrocity.

I know it must have been difficult for you to not add your voice to the immediate calls for additional restrictions on gun rights, and I guess it must have become too much for you to resist.  I read this morning that you are making noises about pushing for restrictions on modern sporting rifles and carbines, or as you call them “assault weapons”.

I won’t go into the technical reasons that most civilians can’t and don’t own an “assault rifle”.  I will point out that the AR-15 pattern rifle has become one of the most popular guns in the United States, and an entire industry has popped up for creating accessories to use with them.  If you want to try bailing out the ocean with a spoon, that’s your business.

I do want to thank you for making up my mind.  I have resisted purchasing a modern carbine for my own use due to some personal reasons.  But to be honest, if you’re going to be ignorant enough to try to outlaw them, I’m going to make it my personal goal to own one of each model of weapon you are talking about outlawing.  I may not start with an AR-15 or an AK-47 clone, but I will work my way up to them.

Since I don’t own much ammunition in the calibers used by these carbines and rifles, I will have to start stocking up.  Just to add insult to injury, I will purchase as much of it as I can in bulk and on-line.  A penny saved is a penny earned, as a wise man once said, and every cent I save in ammunition is a cent I can put toward buying another gun.

Again, I, my local gun dealers, and the American gun industry thank you for helping me and thousands of other people make this important decision.  Even if you are just pandering to your support base, you’re the best booster the gun industry has had in generations.

Sincerely,

 

Daddy J. Bear

Louisville Kentucky

Thoughts on the Day

  • 3 hours of sleep, no coffee, and being out and about on a very hot and muggy day makes for a sleepy DaddyBear.
  • Took Girlie Bear to the rifle range at one of the local state parks.  It’s nice to have multiple ranges within easy driving distance.
  • Since the last time we were out there, the state has made it a 100 yard only range.  Before, users were allowed to move the target stands out to 25, 50, 75, and 100 yards, but the pipes for the other distances have been filled in with cement.
    • This turned out to be a good thing.  Since consistently hitting a 100 yard target with the .22 is still difficult for her, I was able to get Girlie Bear to stop worrying about accuracy and concentrate on fundamentals.
    • By the time we left, her gun handling and trigger control had greatly improved, and she was even hitting the target about 50% of the time.
    • Next time, I’ll bring a more powerful rifle so that she can practice for deer season.
    • It’s convenient, and it’s free, but shooting through steel tubes isn’t the most comfortable thing to do if you’re taller than the average Kentuckian.
  • To the jerks who used the metal sign at the range as a target for their rifles, you assholes are the reason we can’t have nice things.  I hope you all experience a critical failure of something big and boomish in the near future.
  • One wouldn’t think that finding an unpainted cement lawn gnome would be this difficult.
  • Dinner tonight was roasted chicken, roasted potatoes and onions, and spicy roasted corn on the cob, all done on the grill.
    • It was too hot and I was too tired to heat up the house.
  • To the twit in the red Cadillac pick-up  who parked the darn thing broadside to two lanes of on-coming traffic so she could make a left turn out of her subdivision, you’re going to miss that finger when I bite it off.

A Tale of Two Shootings

Two shootings have been in the national news this week.

In one, a private citizen took responsibility for his own safety and the safety of those around him.  Where others were confused or cowered, he stood up and drove off two miscreants intent on robbery and mayhem.  He delivered aimed and deliberate shots at threats until they stopped being a threat.

In the other, a whackjob planned and executed an ambush of innocent men and women for no apparent rational reason other than the fact that it was in his power to do so.  He fired indiscriminately into a dark theater with no thought as to the suffering he was causing, and destroyed the lives of many.

In both instances, a gun was the tool used to achieve a goal.  The gentleman in Florida used that tool to protect innocent life, including his own.  In Colorado, guns were used to bring harm to the innocent.

The difference between the incidents was that the person with the gun was a good example of a human being in one, and was a waste of protein in the other.

When we choose to own and carry a gun, we assume a responsibility that, to be honest, frightens me sometimes.  By saying “I am responsible for me and mine”, I am stating that if push comes to shove, I am willing to bring violence in a rather explosive manner upon anyone who either harms us or makes me believe that they are about to.  I also have the responsibility to never make a mistake with that tool.  There are no do-overs, no excuses, and no repayment for the harm a mistake can make.  I do not fear my guns, but I do respect the obligation using them places upon me.

The trash who shot up the theater in Aurora completely shirked his responsibility as a gun owner and as a human being.  He caused pain and suffering among his victims and their families that will linger for a lifetime, and he has reinvigorated the anti-gun debate for months to come.  Some will use this as a cudgel to beat down gun-rights advocates, others will use it to wave a bloody shirt for a very long time.  Some sick individuals will even begin to think that violence against the innocent and undefended is a perfectly fine way to spend an evening.

Either we own guns to defend life, or we own guns to take it.  As gun owners, we have to decide which side of the argument we want to fall on.  Pick your side.  I’ll be over here ready to defend what is dear to me.

I married a genius

Irish Woman had an interesting thought last night:

What if there was a company like Pampered Chef or Mary Kay that had parties about guns, accessories, and ammunition?  You meet with a group of friends, probably at a range, and a representative demonstrates the latest doo-dad to hang off of your AR-15 or the latest gun from KelTec.  Door prizes could be things like boxes of ammunition or tee shirts with the brands in the show on them.  Snacks are served, questions are asked and answered, and maybe a few rounds are sent down range to entice people to place orders.  Heck, maybe they do the latest Internet shooting match as the party game.  You could have monthly themes, like home defense, hunting, Tommy Tactical, or Sammy Sniper.  The person hosting the party gets points towards something out of the catalog, like the latest Blastomatic 2000.

I could see this working.  The company would have to be an FFL holder, and there would have to be some vetting to make sure party participants weren’t prohibited persons, but wouldn’t it be cool if the Avon lady came over to demonstrate the new Benelli shotgun instead of a perfume that ought to be titled “Indecent Proposal”?

Seriously, she’s a genius.  If only she had better taste in men.

You can’t make stuff like this up

The United Nations, in its infinite wisdom, has appointed Iran to be a member of the group negotiating the U.N. Arms Trade Treaty.  As most of you know, this treat is meant to regulate and restrict international commerce in small arms and ammunition.  As someone who enjoys the benefits of being able to purchase weapons from overseas and inexpensive ammunition to shoot out of them, I have to say it’s not one of my favorite U.N. efforts.  To me, it ranks somewhere between the U.N. working group to stop international commerce in caffeine and U.N. programs to breed a better mosquito.

And now that august body has appointed Iran, a country with a storied history of supplying guns, ammunition, training, and money to terrorists, to the group that will be trying to clean up the world’s arms markets.  No offense to the perfumed princes that meet in the Domino on the Hudson, but that’s one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever heard.

What’s next?  Is the U.N. going to invite representatives from NAMBLA to take part in efforts to curb trafficking in child slaves?  Maybe a few of the guys who make moonshine on TV will be brought in to consult on treaties to regulate alcohol and tobacco usage in the developing world.  I can only hope that the widow of Pablo Escobar will be given a seat at the table when the treaty to improve access to high-grade cocaine is negotiated.

Just when I don’t think the U.N. can make itself more irrelevant and worthy of my scorn, they surprise me.

Gun Rights Policy Conference

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The Second Amendment Foundation, which I am a card-carrying member of, and the Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear Arms have scheduled their annual Gun Rights Policy Conference for September 28, 29, and 30 in Orlando.  These organizations have been at the forefront of the legal fight to restore and protect our rights as gun owners and shooters.  The conference will include discussions on legal cases, the upcoming election, and efforts to expand the freedom of arms that we all cherish.

Attendees are not going to be charged a dime to attend, and will only have to pay for their own travel and accommodations.  I won’t be able to attend this year, but if you can make it, please do.  More information can be found by clicking on the banner above.