You call this a happy family? Why do we have to have all these kids? — It’s A Wonderful Life

I’ve lived without my children, and it sucked. Heck, I’ve lived without both Irish Woman and the childen, and it sucked. I grouse about the carefree life I’d have if I were single or if Irish Woman and I could be empty nesters, but it’s all smoke. The ability to get up in the middle of the night and make sure that Boo is safely asleep in his bed, or that Moonshine is standing guard at the foot of Girlie Bear’s bed, is so comforting that I can’t describe it. We almost lost all contact with Little Bear for a couple of years after Girlie Bear came to live with us, and those were some of the toughest times in my life. Yeah, I’m a bear with a sore head with the family sometimes, but I wouldn’t trade them for anything, because they are the source of my happiness.

I don’t know which was scarier, the speech or the Congress cheering it. He evoked Lincoln. Whenever a president is gonna get us into serious trouble, they always use Lincoln. — 2010

President Obama is making noises, but is definitely working from a weak position. My gut tells me that, if we get involved, we are going to send a speed bump force. That is, something that isn’t meant to stop the Russians, but is meant to act as a trip wire to bring whatever force we can muster to bear when they are run over. I have mixed feelings on whether or not we should be involved. We made something of a moral commitment to the Ukraine when she gave up her nuclear arms, even if the actual commitment was to go to the U.N. to seek aid. At the same time, whether or not we have a national interest compelling enough to mix it up with the Russians is very debatable. I’m just hoping that we have wiser leadership than our ancestors have had in the past, because this could be a lot worse than other wars if we go wrong.

And please don’t think that I find fault with President Obama alone.  The way that Presidents Bush Senior and Clinton acted toward the Soviet Union as it fell and Russia in its aftermath created a lot of resentment.  “We won the Cold War” told the Russians that they lost, and that they deserved the poverty, chaos, and corruption that followed.  The fact that NATO not only survived the collapse of the Warsaw Pact, but also expanded into Eastern Europe played right into those who want to exploit the parts of Russian culture that look at the rest of the world with at least a touch of paranoia.  Rubbing their noses in it was counter-productive, and led almost directly to the rise of Putin.

Bush the Younger didn’t help with the public scorn that his administration heaped on “Old Europe” over the invasion of Iraq.  Even his “I looked into his soul” attitude toward Putin did nothing to improve relations or even make our relationship with Russia clear.  He also failed to clarify our relationship with the countries on Russia’s periphery, which encouraged places like Georgia to think we would stand with them if Russia got frisky.  This was a belief that they found to be wrong at the worst possible moment.

President Obama has maybe 24 hours to get in front of this.  If he’s going to oppose Putin, be it diplomatically, economically, or militarily, he needs to do it and do it now.  Going to the U.N. or the E.U. will just mean that the debate will be over about 48 hours Putin guarantees the security of East Ukraine.  He also needs to articulate to the American people, clearly and effectively, why any involvement in Ukraine is necessary.  In the event that he decides that showing the flag with a naval task force or sending of ground forces to Ukraine is necessary, he needs to get authorization from Congress.

A lot of people are comparing February 2014 to August 1914, including me.  But even with all of the parallels that we can find, I think this is closer to 1938.  An enemy that we thought we had bested 20 years ago is flexing her muscles again.  She is picking a fight with a small country on her border that we have good relations with.  And we need to decide now, not next week, whether we need to play the part of Great Britain to Ukraine’s Sudetenland.  The Russian Anschluss has begun, and we need to either pick a side or get out of the way.

Why do I do this? Because the money’s good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, okay? — Armageddon

The difference between a career and a job is that a career has something for you besides the paycheck. There has to be that one thing that makes you say “I can’t believe they’re paying me to do this!”. For some, it’s travel. For others, it’s the ability to work on new things on a regular basis. For the luckiest of us, it involves things going “kaboom” in a fun way every so often.

Put a warm rug in the car. It’s cold outside when you have to go about naked. — The Invisible Man

I can’t wait for spring, mostly so that I can recover some space in the cab of my truck. I’ve added extra food, clothing, and water, my two poncho liners, and extra batteries for the Maglight. Yes, you need things in the car emergency kit in the summer, but having to keep enough stuff to keep us alive for a day or three because it would be unsafe to walk through the snow and find help fills up available storage. What extra preparations do you all make during the winter months?

Of course you don’t know. You don’t know because only *I* know. If you knew and I didn’t know, then you’d be teaching me instead of me teaching you – and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear? — Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

I never taught anyone anything without learning something myself. A teacher who gets insulted when a student asks the question he can’t answer or shows the teacher something she’s never seen before is not doing their job.

That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most. — Up

I doubt that any of my kids will ever remember me coming home from a long trip away. They may remember flashes of vacations or such. But what I want them to have vivid and clear memories of is the time I take to care for them, to teach them, or to just be with them. Kids don’t need “quality time”, they need “time”. The habits I have of reading to Boo, of taking Girlie Bear to the range, of always asking Little Bear how school is going and talking to him, will, I hope, stick with them for the rest of their lives. My true goal is that they do the same things when they become parents.

Snaps:  [pointing to Anthony] Pop this guy!
Aldo: Boss! We can’t have a stiff in the house with company coming!
Snaps: You’re right. It ain’t proper.

— Oscar

I take it as a sign of respect that someone puts on a pot of coffee or offers me a beer when I go to their home. I take it as an obligation that when I find out someone’s on their way over that I give the house a quick once-over. There seem to be more rules of hospitality here in the South than I remember out West or back home. What are your traditions on being both a guest and a host?

All right, I’m coming out. Any man I see out there, I’m gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I’m not only gonna kill him, but I’m gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down. — Unforgiven

Sometimes, all it takes is to lay out your plan of action and the consequences of failure to get others to go along with you.  If you’ve watched this movie, you’ll notice that no-one took a shot at Munny after he left the saloon.  Most of the people in that town probably had no idea what was going on.  All they knew was that there had been a bunch of shooting, and now somebody was promising to rain death and destruction upon them if they got involved, so they hunkered down and let him walk away.  I need to learn how to be this clear in my communications.

Janine Melnitz: You are so kind to take care of that man. You know, you’re a real humanitarian.
Dr. Egon Spengler: I don’t think he’s human.

— Ghostbusters

Rest in Peace, Harold Ramis.  You brought a lot of joy to a world that desperately needed it.

Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? — Aliens

Did you ever get the sneaky feeling that Idiocracy was prophetic?  Our grandfathers had Truman, Eisenhower, and Kennedy.  We got Clinton, the Bushes, and Obama.  The civil rights leaders of our parents were Martin Luther King and Malcolm X.  We got Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.  The TV shows of my childhood were Gunsmoke and MASH, which were somewhat complex and made you think.  Nowadays we have HoneyBooBoo and The Biggest Loser.  We went from Abbott and Costello to Smokey and the Bandit to Dumb and Dumber.

I don’t understand it.  We are standing on the shoulders of giants, but we are accomplishing little.  The information revolution we are enjoying is an outgrowth of research that happened in the 1970’s.  We can’t put a man into low earth orbit without going to the Russians.

What in the heck happened?