We must have bought very good bacon yesterday. When we took it out of the refrigerator this morning, we were immediately inundated with cats. We hadn’t even punctured the seal yet, and Koshka knew there was BACON to be had. Normally the “Summon Kitty” spell requires either the actual cooking of the bacon or the opening of a tuna can.
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Thought for the Day
Posted by daddybear71 on April 22, 2012
https://daddybearsden.com/2012/04/22/thought-for-the-day-6/
Review Follow-Up – CZ-82 Holster from Michael’s Custom Holsters
This time last year, I got my first custom made holster. It was a basic high-rise pancake model from Michael, and it looked and felt wonderful:
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| Brand New Front |
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| Brand New Back |
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| One year on, front This is the color of leather I prefer. |
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| The opening is still stiff and snug |
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| Belt loop |
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| Belt loop |
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| Back, one year on |
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| Reverse of belt loop |
Posted by daddybear71 on April 22, 2012
https://daddybearsden.com/2012/04/22/review-follow-up-cz-82-holster-from-michaels-custom-holsters/
30 Days of Shakespeare – Day 18
Old fashions please me best; I am not so nice
To change true rules for odd inventions. — The Taming of the Shrew, Act III, Scene I
My Take – OK, I admit I’m a bit of an Apple fanboi and I have, on occasion, been accused of being a gadget geek. But when it comes to guns, I guess I’m an old stick in the mud. I have and use guns with polymer stocks, and for EDC, a polymer pistol, Kydex holster, advanced optics, and synthetic sling make a lot of sense. But my heart reaches out for guns made of wood and steel, holsters and belts made out of leather, and guns with iron sights. Something tells me that no-one is going to be hanging great-great-great-great granddaddy’s AR-15 over the fireplace in a couple hundred years. I lust after a Kentucky long rifle to hang over the mantel.
Posted by daddybear71 on April 22, 2012
https://daddybearsden.com/2012/04/22/30-days-of-shakespeare-day-18/
This is going to be yummy
We’re going to get the smoker out for the first time tomorrow, and I’m preparing the roast beast to be sacrificed to the gods of hickory and apple wood.
Last time I rubbed this much boston butt, a female Navy seaman (seaperson?) from Southie gave me a black eye.
Posted by daddybear71 on April 21, 2012
https://daddybearsden.com/2012/04/21/this-is-going-to-be-yummy/
Solato Wildlife Center Trip
Irish Woman and Girlie Bear are off to the opening rites of the Annual Kentucky Period of Madness, so it’s just Boo and I today.
Rather than either hang around the house all day or go to the zoo, I took him away from Louisville and went to the Solato Wildlife Center. This is an educational center run by Kentucky Fish and Wildlife, and it’s almost tailor made for kids. There is an indoor area with displays of small animals, fish, turtles, and static displays about wildlife conservation and an outdoor walk that has examples of Kentucky wildlife, such as a very well-fed black bear, a bald eagle, elk, buffalo, turkey, and deer.
As we got there, we noticed a lot of people in medieval garb, and lo and behold, someone was having a wedding with most of the wedding party dressed in renn-faire garb. Boo was very excited to see “Robin Hood!”. Luckily, we were able to get through the wildlife walk without disturbing the wedding.
One note on taking a 4 year old to a wildlife center – Don’t be disappointed when he’s more interested in the prolific squirrels and chipmunks than he is in the large mammals and birds.
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| Lucky Ducks got to sleep in |
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| Boo and the elk. |
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| Totonka |
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| Elk. Next time, I need a longer lens |
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| Buffalo and baby buffalo |
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| Hey baby, gobble, gobble |
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| The smart gobbler stays up in the tree where it’s safe |
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| Taken from 10 feet away through a fence. I guess they’re used to people |
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| Also taken from 10 feet away. These birds are so beautiful |
Posted by daddybear71 on April 21, 2012
https://daddybearsden.com/2012/04/21/solato-wildlife-center-trip/
30 Days of Shakespeare – Day 17
While you here do snoring lie,
Open-ey’d Conspiracy
His time doth take.
If of life you keep a care,
Shake off slumber, and beware.
Awake, awake! – The Tempest, Act II, Scene I
Posted by daddybear71 on April 21, 2012
https://daddybearsden.com/2012/04/21/30-days-of-shakespeare-day-17/
Amber Liquor and Friendship
Now let me tell you tales of high adventure…..
DaddyBear the Minivandian leaned back into the cushion upon which he sat, reflecting on the events of the past few days. He had travelled with Jack the Mad Holy Man across Mordor to meet with other members of the Guild of Armaments. Together with his compatriots Jay the Maroune, The Ancient Mariner, and AyDee the Lifesaver, he had gazed upon and tested many items of both stabbiness and blasting. He had met Kathy the Feline Warrior, with whom he had conversed many times on the magic elf box, and whose writings he hoped would be good guidance to his wife and daughter. He had even met and hailed Mas the Ayoob, Oliver of the North, and The Gunny, honored warriors who had also gathered in the City of The Saint.
He had considered the merits of the latest wares from many craftsmen, as well as admiring the work of John of Ogden, may he enjoy his time in the hall of heroes. Of particular interest to him had been the throwers of pellets and the wizards who made devices that made distant items seem to be directly in front of the warrior. Many artisans of cloth and leather were also there, showing off the fruits of their labor. DaddyBear had purchased several small tunics emblazoned with subtle symbols that signified his membership in the Guild and an owner of weapons. Some of these he would wear himself, some were gifts for friends, and one special one would be given to his daughter, Listener of the Firetales. She had remained at home to assist the Woman of Eire with the Young Prince, as he was having to learn to master the great strength and energy that came with his heritage of the North Men and could be a handful.
He had also listened to the utterances of leaders and those who wished to lead, and his heart was heavy with dread for the future. Those who wished to lead after the revolution of voices in the coming autumn all lacked anything that made the Minivandian want to gird his loins and wade into conflict against those who wished to oppress the free people.
He had watched Oleg the Wizard work his particular brand of magic upon the young women who came into contact with him. The Minivandian had come to believe that Oleg had more of an innate magic of enchantment, such as can be found among the elves, instead of a learned skill. When he had seen women held in thrall by the wizard, he had seen no evidence of a charm, incantation, or potion in use.
DaddyBear was at that time surrounded by friends, both old and new. Mistress Squeaky was seated across from him, and she was singing songs of both joy and sadness with Mistress Fatale of the Phlegmoix. Canis the Lawman, Mistress Fatale’s mate, sat and discussed the issues of the day with Jay the Maroune, Matt the Giant, and Rick the Brave. Awelowynt the Wookie sat among the group also, offering drinks of his elixir from the bottom of the world, which went well with the liquor of corn that DaddyBear had brought with him.
The Minivandian drank deeply from his glass of amber liquor and smiled to himself. He was far from home and hearth, but he was among fellow believers in freedom and truth, and that was almost as good. In all his quests, he had never known such good company. Even though he was far from the lands of his family, he was with his tribe.
Tomorrow he would travel back across Mordor to the land of blue grass, fast horses, and strong drink. But tonight, he could bask in the warmth of good companionship.
As he grew grayer and age began to rob him of his strength, he would often look back on that evening and remember the talk of his companions and their friendship, and that would bring a smile to his lined face. But before he reached that state, he had many quests and adventures, sometimes with other members of his tribe, and sometimes as a lone warrior. But those are tales for another day.
Posted by daddybear71 on April 20, 2012
https://daddybearsden.com/2012/04/20/amber-liquor-and-friendship/
News Roundup
- From the “Classy” Department – A Secret Service agent in the middle of the kerfluffle over the use of prostitutes by members of the President’s security detail reportedly ‘checked out‘ Sarah Palin while protecting her. He has posted about giving Mrs. Palin the once-over during the 2008 presidential campaign. Now, I’m a heterosexual male, so I can sympathize with him for taking in an eyeful of a mature, attractive woman, even if he did it on the job. But you don’t go up on Facebook and brag about it. Apparently discretion isn’t taught at the Secret Service.
- From the “Dumbass” Department – A teacher in Virginia is in hot water after lining up his class and then firing blanks at them. Someone needs to take Mr. Braincramp out and teach him that a gun is a tool for protection, not something to punish students or get their attention. For those of you who say “It was just blanks!”, I have four words for you: Brandon Lee and Jon-Erik Hexum. Gun owners will not be judged on the merits of those who are responsible and safe, we will be judged on the merits of our dumbasses.
- From the “What’s in a Name?” Department – The state of Alabama has denied access to its alcohol markets to a brand of beer called “Dirty Bastard”. The justification for the denial was the use of the term “Bastard” on the label, which has been known to cause the heads of six year olds to explode and make little old ladies spontaneously burst into flames. I suggest that the company that makes the beer rebrand it for Alabama with a title of “Narrow-minded Fascist” and see how that flies.
- From the “Coffee Buzz” Department – Starbucks has responded to consumer outcry over the use of a red dye made from beetles and will be re-formulating its pink drinks and food this summer. The original complaint was that the products would violate the vegan lifestyle, but it quickly spread because someone started yelling “Soylent Pink is bugs!” on Twitter or something. I don’t have a problem with the use of insects. It’s just protein. Someday I’ll tell y’all how one of the best meals I ever had was based mainly on boiled ants, prickly pear, and Arby’s sauce. I’m still waiting to hear back from Starbucks on my suggestion to sweeten their coffee drinks with the tears of free-range hippies.
- From the “Mare Nostrum” Department – The Coast Guard has reported that it has sunk its 30th drug smuggling sub. This particular submersible was scuttled by its crew off the coast of Honduras. For the moment, let’s drop the debate about the novelty of using submarines to smuggle drugs and the whole war on drugs. My question: When did the Coast Guard get authorization to operate what pretty much amount to combat interdiction patrols off the coast of another sovereign country that is located a couple thousand miles away from our most southern coast? I know, better on the beaches of Honduras than on the beaches of Texas, but at some point I have to ask why we’re enforcing our drug laws so far from home. And what happens when the drug runners start buying cheap torpedoes for the Uboats?
Posted by daddybear71 on April 20, 2012
https://daddybearsden.com/2012/04/20/news-roundup-6/
30 Days of Shakespeare – Day 16
Heat not a furnace for your foe so hot
That it do singe yourself. – Henry VIII, Act I, Scene I
My Take – There’s a lot of hatred in the news lately. Maybe it’s the controversy over the Martin/Zimmermann affair down in Florida, or it’s the upcoming election, or it’s conflict over which part of our society is paying their fair share. Either way, we have to make sure that we don’t let our emotions get the better of us and in trying to vanquish our opponents we don’t destroy the better parts of ourselves.
Posted by daddybear71 on April 20, 2012
https://daddybearsden.com/2012/04/20/30-days-of-shakespeare-day-16/
Always Fight Back
A boy in Colorado has been suspended from school because he hit a bully back.
“One kid kicked me in the back, then punched me in the face. Then I punched him in the face and then I got in trouble,”
Posted by daddybear71 on April 20, 2012
https://daddybearsden.com/2012/04/20/always-fight-back/



























