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30 Days of Dickens – Day 30

It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known. — A Tale of Two Cities

My Take – Sydney Carton knew his fate, and went to it with his head high.  Few of us deliberately die for others as he did, but we all do things that are unpleasant or painful for our own good or for the good of others.  The worst moments of my life happened after I looked at myself in the mirror, admitted that what I was about to do would be painful, would last for a very long time, and would stay with me to my grave, but were necessary and I had to get on with it.  Yes, they sucked, and yes I still wince when I think of them, but I’m better off because of them, and I’m glad I went through them.  When those moments come to you, I hope you make the right decision.

An Open Letter to Piers Morgan

Dear Mr. Morgan,

I have seen in the news that a petition has been circulated on the White House website asking that you be deported for your rather vociferous commentary about the right to keep and bear arms, a right which is protected by the 2nd Amendment to our Constitution.  Please do not think that all people who live here believe that those who disagree with us deserve to be punished or sent away.  To me, the 1st Amendment to the Constitution is as necessary and important as the 2nd.  While I disagree with what you say, I truly do believe in your right, citizen or not, to say it.

Of course, I have also seen your article stating that if stringent gun control and curtailment of the right to keep and bear arms are not enacted by our government, that you will ‘self deport’.  Again, this is your right, and if you truly feel that you should not continue to be a guest in our country, I wish you success wherever you end up.

But before you go, let me point out a few things:

  • I won’t assume presume to lecture you on the history of the rights of Englishmen, including the right to arms and self defense.  I will, however, remind you that the founding fathers, including Washington, Jefferson, and Franklin, were born Englishmen, and believed that they had the same  God-given rights as other Englishmen.  The issue that split our country from Great Britain was overwhelmingly the violation of these rights by the British government.  Up until the final split in 1776, they tried to find a way to stay Englishmen.  Paradoxically, they decided that the only way to keep their rights as Englishmen was to declare that they were no longer Englishmen, but were instead Americans.
  • The rights to speak your mind, worship, keep and bear arms, and be treated equally under the law did not originate in Philadelphia in the 18th century.  They have existed in English law and political philosophy since the middle ages.
  • I believe the difference between the way you look at the issue and how I do is fundamentally a difference in where we believe that all rights are created.  To you, a subject of the British realm, all laws and rights flow from the Crown, for good or ill.  Your government may restrict your rights whenever it feels it is necessary to do so.  As a citizen of the United States, all of my rights have always existed and will always exist, with or without my government approving of them.  My government does not have the power to dictate what my rights are, rather it is restricted by the Constitution from abridging them.
  • The fact that British subjects have allowed their rights to be eroded over the past century does not matter to us.  It gives me no pleasure to point this out, but those who have surrendered their rights have no place criticizing those who are willing to fight for theirs.
  • You point out your horror at seeing images from Dunblane and Sandy Hook, and of how seeing pictures of dead children and grieving families has moved you to believe that firearms are the problem.  Allow me, a former soldier who has participated in the exhuming of human remains, including those of small children, from mass graves in Bosnia, and who has visited Dachau and other concentration camps, to disagree.  At numerous places across Europe, Africa, and Asia, there are piles of bone and ash that might not exist had the victims of attrocities had the means and will to resist their captors.  Yes, mass shootings in the United States are attrocities perpetrated by evil men against the innocent and helpless, but disarming potential victims leads almost always to even bigger attrocities.
  • Yes, our Constitution has flaws.  That is why we have gone through the trouble of amending it 27 times.  We recognize that we need to continue to improve our system of government, and have built in mechanisms to do so.  However, this means that if there are those who do not care for the fact that a large portion of Americans believe it is their God-given right to keep and bear arms, then they must amend the Constitution to remove the protections of that right in that document.  Executive whims, legislative bills, and judicial fiat will not do that.  Instead of exhorting anti-rights zealots to try to violate the Constitution, might I suggest that you try to get them to amend the Constitution?

Again, I wish you luck and happiness in whatever country you decide to settle.  I will close with this quote from Samuel Adams, another Englishman who realized that the only way to keep his rights as an Englishman was to become something else:

“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”

Sincerely,

Daddy J. Bear

Louisville, Kentucky

30 Days of Dickens – Day 29

Once a gentleman, and always a gentleman. — Little Dorrit

My Take – This one is a tough one to get a handle on.  I tend to disagree with it.  While past performance may be an indicator of future activities, you can never tell with human beings.  We are a hard bunch to predict.  That guy who has it all under control with a great wife and kids might throw it all away on a girl half his age and a bad coke habit.  The person you see on the street every day on your walk to your office might be all smiles and “Good Morning!” for years, then one day you get mugged.  The best advice I can give is to always be prepared for the worst, even as you hope for the best.

Today’s Earworm

Overheard in the Hallway

The scene – The hallway in an American suburban residence at approximately 4 AM on New Year’s Day.

Annya, softly pawing at the door to a bedroom – “Hey, open the door please.  I’d like to come in.”

Moonshine – “Hi!  I’m the puppy!”

Annya – “I know.  Leave me alone.”

Moonshine – “Whatcha doing?”

Annya – “I’m trying to get into this bedroom so I can cuddle up with Girlie Bear.  It’s kind of chilly in the house, and I want to warm up.”

Moonshine – “I know!  It’s really chilly tonight!  You know what I do when I get cold?  I run around in circles to warm up!  Like this!”

Annya – “Stop that.  You’re going to wake up the whole house, and we’ll all have to sleep in the basement.”

Moonshine – “Hey!  I can help you!  I’ll get the girl to wake up and open her door so we can both sleep in there.   She has a great rug in there!   I love the way that one corner tastes! HEY!  WAKE UP!  LET US IN!”

Annya, visibly annoyed – “Stop it!  You’re getting us in trouble!  Go away!”

Moonshine – “Well, that didn’t work!  Hey, I know!  Let’s play and then we’ll both get warm!”

Annya – “Look, freak, I said to go away!  Leave me alone!”

Moonshine – “Aw come on!  It’s fun!  Hey, can I play “Catch my tail” with your tail?  It’s lots of fun!”

Annya – “DON’T TOUCH ME!  GET AWAY FROM ME!”

Moonshine – “I got your tail!  I got your tail!”

Annya – “I’LL KILL YOU YOU LITTLE FLOPPY EARED BASTARD!  I’M GONNA CUT YOU FOUR TYPES OF BAD!  LONG, DEEP, WIDE, AND OFTEN!  YOU WANNA DANCE?  LET’S DANCE!”

At this point, I got out of bed, put the dog back in his kennel, and banished Annya to the basement for the rest of the night.  Happy freaking New Year.

30 Days of Dickens – Day 28

“For the matter o’ that, Phil, argeyment is a gift of Natur. If Natur has gifted a man with powers of argeyment, a man has a right to make the best of ’em, and has not a right to stand on false delicacy, and deny that he is so gifted; for that is a turning of his back on Natur, a flouting of her, a slighting of her precious caskets, and a proving of one’s self to be a swine that isn’t worth her scattering pearls before.” — Barnaby Rudge

My Take – We all have talents, and it is right and proper that we use those talents in a way that is constructive.  Maybe your talent is shooting, or instructing, or arguing for your rights.  Maybe it’s cooking or sewing.  Perhaps you’re a born teacher or healer.  No matter what your talent is, never let anyone tell you that it’s wrong for you to exercise and grow it.

The War VI – Musings

I hope you all have enjoyed my thought experiment on Iran, Korea, and Syria over the past few days.  It’s something that’s been rumbling around in my knoggin for a couple of weeks.

I started with the question “How is Iran, after all these years of economic and diplomatic subterfuge, going to make her entrance into the club of nuclear weapon capable nations?”.  I assume that they will eventually do it, and my bones tell me it will be sooner rather than later.  My guess is that they will try to make as big a splash as they can, both for domestic and foreign audiences, so I went with an atmospheric test that could be seen from Tehran.

Of course, that led to the “How do they think they’ll get away with that?” question, which led me to the attacks on civilians in the continental United States.  We are an extremely open and trusting society, especially in suburbia, and if you were trying to knock an administration as sensitive to the domestic situation as this one is back on its heels, then striking at the soccer moms would work very well.

North Korea got mixed up in my scenario because of the reports that Iran is helping North Korea with its missile program, which is now believed to be capable of hitting the United States.  I assume that if you can put an object into orbit, you can either de-orbit it at will or just have the missile and payload do a ballistic arc to a target on the other side of the Pacific.  If Iran was to try to sucker punch us so that we wouldn’t respond to a nuclear test, then I don’t think it’s too hard of a stretch that they’d try to get the North Koreans to make a demonstration that would show that a response to Iran would have dire consequences to us.

I had the North Korean bomb go off over the South Pacific because I didn’t want to get into the debate on the feasibility of a “One Second After” scenario if it went off over the United States or Europe.  Something going off above the ocean to the east of New Zealand would cause a lot of damage, but not so much that I’d have had to write a “We lost the eastern seaboard” scenario.  It’s also where the North Korean satellite was orbiting the day I wrote that section.

As for the reaction of the United States, it took me a long time to decide how the administration would probably react to nuclear detonations on the part of Iran and North Korea.  Would President Obama lash out emotionally and immediately rain nuclear warheads down on both countries?  Would he try to cut a deal that headed off a conflict and basically shrugged our collective shoulders at the situation?  In the end, I decided that he would try to allow diplomatic means to work, but in the end he would bow to pressure and ask for a declaration of war.

How we dealt with North Korea would be, to me, about right for response to a nuclear attack and preparations for another.  How we dealt with Iran in my storyline is how my gut tells me Obama would do it.  Overwhelming force against someone who has used a nuclear weapon against us and our allies and is probably preparing to to it again is not a stretch for the president.  Using overwhelming force, either nuclear or conventional, against Iran, is outside his scope given the scenario I put forth.  While I won’t posit that the president wouldn’t react to the attacks against civilians, I don’t think he has it in him to get the country involved in another mid-East conflict, even if it were wholly justified.

The Syria/Israel thing was an outgrowth of my thought experiment on Iran.  How much havoc would it cause for the United States if Israel was retaliating with overwhelming force against Syrian attacks against its people with chemical weapons?  In my mind, Tehran may have been hoping that Egypt and other Arab states and possibly Turkey would get involved, ripping a huge hole in our mid-east foreign policy and war making ability.

As for the feasibility of our people being hit like that, I don’t think it’s that big a stretch of the imagination.  Like I said, we are an extremely open and trusting society.  Someone who comes here with an accent or a different color of skin is usually at least tolerated, if not welcomed.  An attentive family of middle eastern descent wouldn’t raise an eyebrow when they are picking up their kids after school or shopping at the mall.   I got the idea for how Hezbollah got its people into the country from something that Bryan Suits mentioned on his podcast, and it makes sense.  Hezbollah is indeed almost an arm of the Iranian government, and it is known to be active in Canada and  South America.    As much as people like to scream about how harsh our border policy is, the Mexican border isn’t that much more secure now than it was in 1995 when it was common to find debris and bodies out in the Arizona desert.  The operatives in my story line that came in via Canada are based on how open our country is to immigration.  Yes, legal immigration is difficult, but it can be done of you can get someone with a clean record and nothing but time, especially if they are a doctor or technology specialist.   Openness to immigration has always been a source of our strength, but it could also be used against us if someone thought in terms of years and decades.  Hiding a few thousand terrorists among the thousands of good people who have immigrated here since the early 1980’s wouldn’t be terribly difficult.

I also threw in something that’s been troubling me about our response to al Qaeda.  We’ve concentrated on securing infrastructure for over a decade, but have paid nothing much beyond lip service toward securing the lives of those who use that infrastructure.  Heck, large sections of the government and the media are doing their best to demonize those of us who believe that is our responsibility to provide our own security.   America is a huge, juicy target, and we are basically hanging out there waiting for someone to try again.  I don’t want a police state, but we have to recognize that  continually preparing to defend against another 9/11 is going to leave us eternally open to another Madrid, London, Bali, or Mumbai.  The FBI has made a habit out of enticing morons into trying a terrorist attack, but I haven’t heard anything about efforts to make sure that nation-state sponsored terrorists aren’t taking root here.   We’ve spent 12 years defending against cave-dwellers, but are we ready to deal with the threat that a sovereign nation bent on doing us ill represents?

The Home Guard that I included is something that I believe would be very easy to institute in the wake of both terrorist and nuclear attacks.  It’s been done before, with older men, women, and teenagers being used during both World Wars to watch beaches, railroads, and factories for saboteurs.  Rather than see the DHS run roughshod over local law enforcement to improve security, I could see the governors instituting such a program of volunteer guards to be speed bumps and trip wires in the event of further attacks.

This story was more “The Third World War” than it was “Team Yankee“.  Sorry, but I’ve never been good at characters and dialogue, so I stuck with what I can do.  Like I said, I hope you enjoyed it.  It definitely got some really dark thoughts out of my head.

 

Update – Drang has some excellent thoughts on unorganized militia.

30 Days of Dickens – Day 27

Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he’s well dressed. There an’t much credit in that. If I was very ragged and very jolly, then I should begin to feel I had gained a point, Mr Pinch. — Martin Chuzzlewit

My Take – It’s easy to be happy and optimistic when everything is going smoothly.  When the road is smooth and straight, you can see your goal from miles away.  When things are bad, it’s hard to see what’s right in front of you, much less down the road.  There will be times when everything hits you at once.  Finances, relationships, jobs, illness, and everything else that can self-destruct, will self-destruct.  You spend so much time ducking and weaving that you stop being able to look ahead.  But you must.  Take the time to figure out what’s wrong in your life, how you’re going to get through it, and what you want to happen after.  Having a plan and knowing that you’re following it will take a world of weight off your shoulders, and things won’t look quite so bad.

Today’s Earworm

The War: V – Aftermath

In the immediate aftermath of the Christmastime attacks, the population of the United States pretty much vapor locked.  No-one went shopping, no-one sent their kids to school, even if the schools were open, and for the most part, we stuck around our homes and watched the news for a few days.  Churches, on the other hand, were packed full, although with openly armed parishioners in front of more than a few of them.  Like I said, no-one reported retaliation against Muslims in the United States, but after the relative calm that occurred after 9/11, that wasn’t much of a surprise.

Of course, the economy took a hit, with a rather sharp recession hitting us that winter and spring.  The retail and service economies pretty much collapsed for a few quarters, which sent ripples back into transportation and manufacturing.  This caused the soft landing of the Chinese economy to turn into a crash.  The Communist regime had wisely stayed out of the war in Korea, but the sudden drop of demand in its largest export market sent shock waves through their overheated economy.   There was unrest, most of which was put down quite violently by the PLA, and the Chinese government almost fell in a military coup about a year into the war.  Since then, they’ve slowly built back up, with more focus on their domestic market, and as our economy slowly recovered, so did theirs.

Like China, Russia pretty much stayed out of the war.  There have been a few incidents in Moscow and St. Petersburg, and the Chechen war has flared up again, but that bleeding sore would have been there no matter what.

In other words, Iran pretty much stands alone, but they are a tough nut to crack if you’re not willing to use a hammer.  For one reason or another, the President chose to not utilize overwhelming force, nuclear weapons, or a ground invasion to deal with the Iranians.  It’s been a long war, and there’s no end in sight.

The morning after the declaration of war, we had something in America that hadn’t been seen since 1941 – long lines at military recruiters.  I, along with a lot of veterans, got my DD-214 and resume out of the safe and headed to the nearest recruiter to sign back up.  We were joined by a large number of young men and women who wanted to leave their colleges and jobs to serve.  Unfortunately for me, they weren’t looking for 41-year-old Russian linguists and computer nerds, so I was turned down, but a lot of younger veterans and those with more critical skills were accepted.  A lot of the first time enlistees had to be put on a waiting list to be sent to training, but it’s a credit to them that when they were called months or even years later, they almost all still volunteered.

China and South Korea are occupying what used to be North Korea, but we have been providing a lot of material and personnel support.  Even though the communist regime was pretty much gutted within days, a lot of people feared that what was left of the DPRK armed forces would attack the South.  Luckily, that didn’t happen.  Once Pyongyang and the top level of leadership were eliminated, most North Korean soldiers, including officers, just walked away.  I’ve read reports that some officers tried to hold their units together and fight, but those officers were outnumbered and short-lived.  There are occasional reports of communist forces coming down out of the mountains and shooting up a checkpoint or assassinating some official or another, but they are becoming rare.  Without support from China and with the North Korean people learning that it’s better to be fed than to live in a worker’s paradise, their numbers are dwindling.

Of course, our government didn’t let this crisis go to waste.  Even though a lot of the blame for the Christmastime attacks fell on the Department of Homeland Security, it got a big shot in the fiscal arm and has spread its reach a lot further into the nation.  The Border Patrol has become fully militarized, and the Mexican border zone has pretty much become a free fire zone.    Canada, for their part, has rounded up several hundred Hezbollah and Iranian agents, all of whom were extradited to the United States.  Those trials are still going on, and will probably stretch out for years.  There’s also a new “electronic fence” and a lot more in-person patrols going on along the Canadian border.

The Department of Education made a play to get its own security force to guard schools and such, but that was shut down by Congress after the state governors collectively agreed to form the Home Guard.  The Home Guard, distinct from the National Guard, is a collection of volunteers who keep watch over schools, busses, factories, and the like.  It’s composed mostly of veterans who didn’t, for one reason or another, go back in the military.  Most of its members do their duties armed in one form or another, although some states discourage that.  Kentucky, on the other hand, has no issue with us carrying whatever gun we choose to, so long as we carry a gun.  The Home Guard was formed in the months after the attacks, and was instrumental in thwarting the second wave, which struck on the six month anniversary of the Christmastime attacks.

The Iranians tried to catch lightning twice, but their second attempt pretty much fizzled.  The combination of increased security, a more aware population, and Home Guard units standing watch made sure that most of the people who tried to repeat the success of the December attacks met with a rather sticky end.  One woman, who made the mistake of hesitating as she walked up to a bus station before blowing herself and a bunch of students and their mothers apart was beaten to death and pretty much ripped limb from limb by the parents of the children she’d tried to murder.  No-one bothered the school bus I was riding on that day, but one bus in Louisville got shot up before its attackers were killed by LMPD and the Guardsman on the bus.  Luckily, only the Guardsman was hurt in the attack, with all of the children having learned their lessons during drills on what to do in the event of an attack.  The use of busses has greatly expanded in the years since the attacks, as most schools got rid of drop off and pick up on school grounds, and those that kept it made it an ordeal to get through security.  The home and community schooling movement has had a big shot in the arm from all this.  The number of children being educated by their families has skyrocketed.

The Assad regime collapsed under the weight of Israeli bombardment and rebel ground forces.  Once Assad himself had boarded a plane and headed to Tehran, the bloodbath began.  People who had either supported the regime or were members of groups that had supported the regime were hunted down and publicly executed.  Of course, once the government was gone and old scores were settled, the factions that had made up the “Free Syrian Army” turned on each other and fought over control of the country and the huge military stockpile that Assad left behind.  The civil war there has dragged on for years, but it looks like the worst of it is over now that the sides have bled each other white and the weapons depots are pretty much empty.

Once Syria was neutralized, Israel turned on Gaza and the West Bank.  Every block in Gaza that had a rocket launcher on it was leveled, but even Egypt has praised Israel for minimizing civilian casualties.  Hamas was gutted, with what survived of its leadership getting the heck out of Dodge just ahead of the Israeli army.  Unfortunately, the Israeli answer to what to do about the Arab populations of the West Bank and Gaza has pretty much amounted to ethnic cleansing.  With the memory of rocket bombardments that distracted them from countering chemical attacks against their civilians fresh in their minds, Tel Aviv had little compunction about telling the residents of these areas to get out and stay out.  The usual bleeding hearts at the U.N. and E.U. made noises about it, but the answer from the Israeli prime minister, given in front of a meeting of the U.N. General Assembly, boiled down to “go pound sand”. Israel still has to deal with regular terrorist attacks, and their relations with most of the E.U. are very tense, but they’re no worse off than they were a decade ago.

As for Iran, well, things haven’t gone as well for us.  After turning Natanz and other nuclear and command installations into rubble, the President called off the dogs.  With Syria in shambles, Israel ejecting hundreds of thousands of people, and the northern half of the Korean peninsula in flames, he didn’t want to commit resources for an invasion of Iran and continued bombing would have done no further needful damage.  Of course, Tehran crowed about facing down the Great Satan, and low-level terrorist activity against our forces throughout the mideast became a regular event, as did terrorism in the continental United States.

Their puppet government in Iraq protested the use of their airspace in the initial phase of the war, but once Iran was unable to provide them with much support, the government in Baghdad pretty much dried up and blew away.  I understand that a separatist movement in the Kurdish region is gaining momentum, and if Kurdistan leaves, then the rest of Iraq will probably shatter. The Kurds seem to be the only people actually following through on Iraq’s declaration of war against the Iranians, with regular raids and artillery duels across their border.  If I had to choose my allies in the region, they’d be much higher on my list than the southern Iraqis.

We’ve spent the last couple of years playing cat and mouse with the Iranians.  We make an air raid or night-time smash and grab against them, they send a group of suicide bombers against our soldiers or try to kill more of our civilians.  The new normal in the heartland is armed Guardsmen on the streets and citizens watching for the shopping bag that gets left behind or the mother wearing a coat that’s too big or too heavy for the weather.  The term “Balance of Terror” has been used more than once.

Right now, the President is holding out against making further commitments until after the election.  He says he doesn’t want to saddle the next person to hold the office with a battle plan he put together. My gut tells me he doesn’t want his party to lose political points because we’re bogged down in a land war in Central Asia during the election.  The President sent up a few trial balloons about putting off the 2016 elections due to the war and concerns about safety at polling places, but that was met with widespread howling.  His party didn’t do well in the mid-term elections, but the presidential election later this year is expected to be very close.  A war hasn’t changed the fact that almost half the electorate supports one party and most of the other half supports the other.

So there we are.  North Korea is slowly coming out of the dark ages, although it was and still is a bigger basket case than any of the Eastern European countries were after the fall of communism.  Our country is still strong, but has a lot more ‘security’ baked into its domestic cake.  Iranian forces have been sparring with our allies in Turkey, and there’s a possibility that a full-blown ground war will erupt along that front, but that remains to be seen.  The Turks probably wouldn’t need or ask for our help anyway.

It’s strange that the Third World War would be both so bloody minded and so long-lived.  If you’d asked me the day after the attacks if Tehran would still exist almost four years later, I would have asked if you were crazy.  Now, after a few weeks of heavy fighting and over three years of fancy footwork, I have no idea when the war will be over.  Girlie Bear will be commissioned into the Army Medical Corps soon, and her two older brothers are both in the service, one in the Navy, and one in the Air Force.  Who knows what the next few years will hold for them?