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Snort

Stretch

BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!

Run, run, jump, door, door door door!

Dance, whine, dance, whine, dance, dance, dance!

SPRINT ACROSS YARD!

Pause

SPRINT ACROSS YARD!

BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!

BOWL! BOWL! BOWL!

Sit. Wiggle. Sit.

CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP LICK CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

SPRINT ACROSS YARD!

RUN OVER SISTER!

TWIRL TWIRL TWIRL TWIRL

GROWL BARK GRRRRR WRESTLE POUNCE!

A STICK! A BIG STICK!

CHOMP

drag drag drag

chew chew chew

burp

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What that?

A deer! A deer!

Come play! Come play!

BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!

Sister, bark with me!

BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!

Where deer go!

Sister, tag! You’re it. POUNCE!

RUN RUN TWIRL RUN POUNCE NIP

YIPE! TEETH SHARP!

DAD! DAD! DAD!

Ah, pat pats good! WAG WAG WAG

WINDOW! BIRDS! CARS! PEOPLE!

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Stretch. Sunbeam good.

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Stretch. Sunbeam gone!

DAD! DAD! Dance, whine, dance.

SPRINT!

Pause

BALL! Tracking, tracking….. Go! Jump, run, drop.

BALL! Tracking, tracking….. Go! Jump, run, drop.

Where go, Dad? Go kitchen?

Cheese! Cheese, dad! Sandwich, dad? Little nibble? Crumb?

Starving! Dying! Sad! Sad eyes, dad! SAD EYES!

Success! Chomp chomp chomp!

Water, need water!

Drink, drink, drink!

Water splash! Paw paw paw, water really splash!

Oh, no, it’s Dad! Run! Slink! Hide!

Peek. Dad see me! Hide!

Dad put mop away. Go back to office.

Silent walk. Slow walk. Careful walk.

Crawl to chair. Kiss ankle.

Ah, scritches. Love scritches. Roll over. Scritches on belly best scritches.

What that? Car!

CAR CAR CAR CAR!

Man in blue vest come to MY DOOR! HOW DARE HE!

BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!

Dad, what bring? Box? Box to chew?

What in box? Food in box?

Sniff sniff sniff sniff

No, not food. Still maybe good to chew. Must investigate?

Paper thingie in box. Chewness confirmed.

Dad, why put paper chew toy up on shelf with other paper chew toys?

BALL! Bouncy ball with lights and squeaky! MY FAVORITE!

THROW THROW THROW!

BALL! Tracking, tracking….. Go! Jump, run, drop.

BALL! Tracking, tracking….. Go! Jump, run, drop.

BALL! Tracking, tracking….. Go! Jump, run, drop.

What noise? Hurt ears!

Why Dad talking to desk? Other people talking, but no see?

Bored. Sigh. Maybe chew on box.

Box good.

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What that? Door open?

BOY! BOY! BOY!

MOM! MOM! MOM!

It good day! Found stick, chased ball, sister bit me in butt, but I’m OK! Bad man come, bring box, box good to chew!

Pat pats good. Boy lay on floor, boy want to wrestle!

WRESTLE WRESTLE WRESTLE KISS KISS WRESTLE KISS

What that?

BOWL! BOWL! BOWL!

Sit. Wiggle. Sit.

CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP LICK CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

Sprint across yard

Pause

Blue bird in tree yell at me! I yell back!

BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!

Door open, sprint through door.

What that? Smell good!

Starving, never fed, soon to perish

No? OK, I lay here to die.

Where go with plate? Sink? I help?

OK, I help. Lay on feet in case food drop. Keep feet warm.

Where go? Couch? Couch good.

Ah, this good. Scritches, popcorn, scritches.

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Outside? OK, I go.

Pause

Dark. Things in dark. No see, no smell, no hear, but things there?

BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!

Inside? But things!

BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!

OK, no bark. You chase!

Hah! Me same color as night, and you no see!

Run run run, twirl, run.

Door open. MOM HAVE CHEESE!

Through door. CHEESE! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

Where go? Bed? Pillows? Snuggles!

OK!!!!!!

Twirl, twirl, twirl.

Ah, so good. Kiss Kiss

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