Man hath no love like a labrador puppy watching a man cook bacon.

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You may think you’ve worked hard in your life, even in hot, muggy conditions.

You may even think you’ve done a good job keeping your home clean.

All of this is shown to be incorrect when cleaning out your garage in July.

Also, I am going to demand an independent investigation into how we accumulated so much crap.

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Man hath no love like a labrador puppy watching a man eat noodles for lunch.

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The Young Prince is applying for part time jobs now. This will teach him time management, responsibility, and prioritization of priorities.

I’m pretty sure I’m going to get a refresher on the number and type of freaky people live in our area. When Girlie Bear worked at an ice cream parlor in high school, I found out that the meth heads all emerged from their lairs to howl at the stop light at midnight every Friday and Saturday night.

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Man hath no love like a labrador puppy watching a man heat up spicy chicken legs for dinner.