- From the “Resurrection” Department – Scientists at a genetics company have successfully created dire wolves, a species that died out 10,000 years ago. Currently, 3 pups of unusual size have been born, and are doing well at an undisclosed location. Work is underway to produce a wooly mammoth later this decade. While I applaud the skill demonstrated by this endeavor, I hope that important species like short-faced bears and cave bears are recreated and reintroduced into their former habitats, currently occupied by the headquarters of the Natural Resources Defense Council.
- From the “Bear Tested, Bear Approved” Department – A waste management company is working with a local zoo to test its bear-proof trash cans. Bears at the zoo are being given an opportunity to break into the containers to get at the treats inside. The hope is that the data gleaned from the testing aids in improving bear-proof devices such as trash cans, storage lockers, and sleeping bags. Lawyers for American Tourister luggage could not be reached for comment.
- From the “Weekend at Biden’s” Department – The Harris campaign kept a secret list of Republican-appointed judges that were to be used in the event that President Biden died and then-Vice President Harris needed to be sworn in. While this is a good cover story for an aborted plan to assume power that would have played out like the last 30 minutes of Clue, I’m sure that Mrs./Doctor/Svengali Biden would have had issues with someone interfering with her marital marionette in the event that something as inconsequential as breathing stopped happening. While I applaud the planning for a peaceful transfer of power, I mourn the opportunity we all missed to watch a cat fight of biblical proportions unfold on national TV.
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Posted by daddybear71 on April 8, 2025
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/ April 8, 2025Dire wolves? Mammoths? Jurassic Park here we come!!
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