Irish Woman just told me that she is putting a different ‘quilt system’ on the bed.

Now I’m sitting here wondering if this new ‘quilt system’ has been approved by OSHA and the Army Corps of Engineers.

Which IETF RFC does it fall under?

Has it gone through quality assurance and end-user testing?

Has she arranged for a change control and customer impact coordination meeting?

Budgeting shouldn’t be a problem, because she’s spent the equivalent of a generous USAID grant on quilts over the years, but has she done an environmental impact study?