- Question – What’s the difference between a Chinese bio-researcher saying “I wonder if we can…” and an American redneck yelling out “Hey, y’all! Watch this!”?
- Answer – NHS funding
- Had a couple of flights yesterday. On my first leg, there were two mothers with toddlers
- One was sharing her double-caff, extra syrup, no foam mocha thingamajig with her two-year-old, then gave him her iPad.
- The other already had the tyke in his pajamas, was giving him a high-carb snack just before boarding, and read The Cat in the Hat to him as we taxied.
- Guess which child made me stare longingly at the emergency exits for a couple of hours and which fell asleep right after we took off.
- I was worried about Iran and Pakistan exchanging missile strikes until someone mentioned that they were helping each other scratch fleas.
- Hey, you got high explosives on my terrorists! Just for that, I’ll get high explosives on your terrorists!
- It’s probably a coincidence that the protests have tapered off since winter finally made its appearance. I wonder what the mob will be outraged about come springtime?
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Posted by daddybear71 on January 19, 2024
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/ January 21, 2024Ah yes, the ‘mandatory’ children on the flight surrounding you… Don’t miss that at all! The spring may be ‘hot’ in more ways than one!!!
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