- In this house, ‘You fool! She’ll kill both of us!’ is a totally acceptable reason to stop what you’re doing and reevaluate your decisions.
- After six months in my new work assignment, I have decided that these are indeed my monkeys, this is my circus, and they all want me dead.
- Boy Scout behavior – If they’re not setting it on fire, they’re peeing on it. Sometimes they set it on fire, then pee on it. The overachievers pee on it first, then try to set it on fire.
- One way to make sure you lose weight at camp is to build a 1/2 mile walk, each way, across rolling terrain, into each meal.
- One good part of overfeeding weekend house guests is not having to cook for several days afterward.
- High-test moonshine so artfully flavored with fruit that you can’t taste the alcohol is very, very dangerous.
- The same can be said about honey wine.
- I have some really, really cool friends.
- Text chatted with an old Army friend the other day. The connection was especially slow. When I asked where he was, he laughed and said “Can’t tell you, but the borscht is awesome.”
- I miss my real life. This 25 year long fever dream is kind of boring.
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Posted by daddybear71 on July 26, 2023
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Old NFO
/ July 26, 2023LOL, and we enjoyed the food immensely!!!
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daddybear71
/ July 27, 2023Y’all are always welcome!
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Old NFO
/ July 27, 2023Thank you!
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