Senator Bernie Sanders announced recently that he is seeking the Democratic Parties nomination for president.  He joins Hillary Clinton, Rand Paul, and others who also seek to become temporary residents of government housing in a depressed metropolitan district.

Just to boost the political signal a bit, here are the slogans for the various campaigns:

• Bernie Sanders – Hippies of the world unite!  You have nothing to lose except your love beads!
• Hillary Clinton – Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!
• Rand Paul – I am not my father!  Unless you really like my dad, in which case, wink wink.
• Jeb Bush – Third Bush is the charm!
• Martin O’Malley – Hey, I did a great job with Baltimore!
• Marco Rubio – The Second Coming of Reagan, Without All That Oratory and Junk
• Ted Cruz – Hey, electing a first term senator worked really well last time!
• Rick Perry – It’s my turn, dammit!
• Elizabeth Warren – It’s not really your money, you know that, right?
• Carly Fiorina – I’ve run a major American company into the ground, and now it’s your turn!
• Ben Carson – I like guns now. No, really.  Who are you going to believe, me or your lying memory?
• Donald Trump – If elected, I will drive all the poor people from Washington D.C. and build casinos

And finally, there’s this one:

• DaddyBear – Bringing heads and pikes together for America!