- To the two young ‘ladies’ who were wearing barely-there bikinis while posing provocatively in the whirlpool at the YMCA, put on some clothes and some dignity. There’s a time and a place for whatever you were trying to do, but five feet away from the children’s water park is not it.
- To the creepy guy my age who was enjoying the show in the hot tub, really? It’s bad enough you sat there with your mouth open watching the jailbait show off, but to offer to take pictures for them goes above and beyond.
- To the lifeguard who let them do it because you were dealing with a little boy having an asthma attack, there was no need to apologize. The Irish Woman and a couple of other older ladies seem to have taken care of the situation.
- To the women on the track while I was trying to get a good walk in, please remember this: If you have the breath to chat and laugh with one another, you’re not working out hard enough. Get the heck out of my way and go to the lobby and have a cup of coffee with your conversation.
- To the lady at the doctor’s office who told me my tee-shirt was offensive: Bite me. If you know what it means, then I guess you’ve been there, done that, and earned your own shirt.
- To the mole that is digging up my front yard, I am acquiring the means to turn your little bachelor pad into a toxic waste dump, and if that doesn’t work, I’m not above soaking the lawn in kerosene, having a cigar, and starting over. You have 48 hours to vacate the premises before I call down hellfire upon you.
Shoutouts
Posted by daddybear71 on January 13, 2015
https://daddybearsden.com/2015/01/13/shoutouts-13/
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Coop
/ January 13, 2015Yeah, I’m sure if she was offended then she knows what it means and was the reason for a similar purchase.
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daddybear71
/ January 13, 2015Yep.
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3boxesofbs
/ January 13, 2015if she thought that shirt was offensive, she would probably vapor lock at my favorite Ranger Up shirt
http://www.rangerup.com/brass.html
To the young ladies at the YMCA; I’ll tell them the same thing i told some of my daughter’s friends; you are doing a great job attracting the attention of old men. sure you want to keep doing that?
Bob S.
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daddybear71
/ January 13, 2015I talked to Girlie Bear about behavior like this, and told her that fat, balding, hairy men like me like to watch young women dressed like that. I asked that she visualize me looking at her with my shirt off whenever she wanted to ‘dress up’.
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Corey
/ January 13, 2015They make some very cool and handy mole traps now days. My favorite is the one that shoots spikes into the ground when the mole triggers it. Kinda like a spike Guiliteen ( no idea how to spell)
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Old NFO
/ January 14, 2015Will there be explosions??? And video???? 🙂
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daddybear71
/ January 14, 2015Well, since there’s a gas line under the lawn, probably.
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Wing and a Whim
/ January 14, 2015“The Irish Woman and a couple of other older ladies seem to have taken care of the situation.”
Why does that sounds so delightfully ominous?
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daddybear71
/ January 14, 2015It was quite quick and simple. My guess it was just a few words and “The Look” from two or three mothers.
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Bob
/ January 14, 2015hey DB,
Now I am curious what shirt you had that offended her…So I will know what to get. I like irritating special snowflakes I guess.
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daddybear71
/ January 14, 2015It’s in the link in the entry. Basically, it says “Jodie did me a favor”. So if you know who Jodie is, you’ll get it. If not, it’s nonsense.
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mrgarabaldi
/ January 14, 2015Hey DB,
I know who Jodie was. I saw the link after I posted the initial comment. My Bad. Jodie is a rat bastard…..I never got a “Dear John letter” In that regard I was lucky…unlike some of my fellow soldiers.
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daddybear71
/ January 14, 2015Oh, I’ve gotten one or two in my time. I was always better off afterward, but it sucked at the time.
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mrgarabaldi
/ January 14, 2015Never mind..I saw the shirt…..I guess she was played by Jodie…
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