Therefore, you will… NARFTLE THE GARTHOK! — Coneheads

My least liked thing to hear at work is “You have an opportunity to excel.”  This is followed closely by “Do you have a few moments?”.  Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy a challenge, and it means something that I’m asked to take on more and more challenging work.  But just once, I’d like for these opportunities to not happen on a Friday afternoon.