As though we were made for each other… Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs out. — Batman
Guys, treat her like she’s a queen, because to you, she is. Let’s be honest, most of us are lucky that the lady in our life talked to us in the first place. The fact that I’ve been with Irish Woman and she’s only tried to kill me on a couple of occasions is absolutely remarkable. Make sure she knows how grateful you are for the fact that she doesn’t murder you in your sleep.
DaddyBear’s Den 
MSgt B
/ October 26, 2014Tel me about it, man.
Twenty-five years, and I stopped sleeping with one eye open about ten years ago.
Granted, I gave her plenty of reasons to stab me in my sleep over all those years.
Still kinda surprised she never acted on the temptation.
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