Commissioner Anabell Brumford: Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Well, isn’t that the fault of the voters?

— The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear

Well, we’re coming into the home stretch of the 2014 election.  I can’t wait for the recounts, recriminations, crying, and gnashing of teeth to start.  To be honest, I’m sick of the whole thing.  Can’t we think of a better way to do this?  What about gladiatorial fights between the candidates, but only arm them with chop sticks and frozen tunas.

A pox on all of their houses.

Seriously, if I see one more attack ad or get one more spam email promising dire consequences if I don’t donate right now, I’m going to get stone drunk, crawl under the porch, and sleep until mid-November.