- When shopping for groceries, I am not allowed to complain about getting “cow juice” on my hands in the meat department.
- Also, cereal is not ‘kibble’.
- I had to ask Irish Woman to ease off the stories of the best ways to sneak booze and boys into the dormitory while we took Little Bear on a campus tour at her alma mater.
- I came back from a trip to the hardware store the other day to find Irish Woman had fully decorated the house for Halloween. Apparently my plan to not have a $300 light bill this month has been vetoed.
- The weather must be getting colder. Irish Woman put her cold hands on my neck tonight and tried to rip my soul out through my spine to warm herself.
- If you’re going to the Knob Creek Machine Gun shoot, I’ll be at the Friends of the NRA booth on Friday selling tickets to a drawing. Come on out and see me!
Musings
Posted by daddybear71 on October 8, 2014
https://daddybearsden.com/2014/10/08/musings-85/
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c-BROWN
/ October 8, 2014Least it wasn’t lower, say south of your belt regions.
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daddybear71
/ October 9, 2014Nah, she saves those for the dead of winter.
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MSgt B
/ October 9, 2014Cold Hands? That’s nothin’.
That cold feet thing she does when you climb into bed, and she presses her frozen feet on the back of your thighs.
The horror.
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daddybear71
/ October 9, 2014It’s even worse when she does it at 3 am.
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Old NFO
/ October 9, 2014Yeah, cold feet… And then they bitch when you’re suddenly standig 6 feet away…
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daddybear71
/ October 9, 2014I “burrito up”. Basically, I pretend I’m sleeping in a hole in the ground, wrap my blanket around me like I used to do with my woobie, and I’m not afraid to bite to protect what warmth escapes through the top of my head.
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Geodkyt
/ October 9, 2014Cold feet on the kidneys. . .
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Stepinit
/ October 10, 2014My better half would tell me to warm up her side of the bed before she got into bed.
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