- It says a lot about our society when we confused the clerk at the courthouse by showing up with our paperwork in order, our checkbook ready to pay the fees, and our identification out.
- Dear Valhalla Golf Course – I hope your fairways get a case of the creeping turf plague. Putting all of your entrances on the busiest highway in my area, not telling your vendors that semi-trailers will not fit through the main gate, and not having adequate traffic control is making me a little testy. You can’t tell me that you spent millions to create a huge lawn for people to chase little white balls and didn’t think to have a back entrance for freight.
- Dear country music station – you are not playing classic country tunes. Willie is classic, Wynonna is not. Loretta is classic, LeAnne is not. Patsi is classic, some pop tart who is wearing cowboy boots and a straw hat with her mini-skirt and crop top is not. Also, I really like Toby Keith, but bless his heart, he isn’t classic. Get thee to the record vault and get some Williams, Williams Junior, Paycheck, and Cash.
- No, I wasn’t staring at you while you poured Mountain Dew into your daughter’s sippy cup. I was memorizing her face so that if she ever tries to date my son, I can forbid it to keep your genes out of my pool.
- We made a breakthrough with Boo tonight. When I bought a watermelon, he protested that he didn’t like watermelon because of the seeds. Discovering it was a seedless watermelon, he decided to try it. He ended up eating three big slices.
Musings
Posted by daddybear71 on July 21, 2014
https://daddybearsden.com/2014/07/21/musings-63/
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DaddyBear
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Jeff Walberg
/ July 22, 2014The seeds are the best part. Who hasn’t loaded up on a mouthful and spit them at a sibling/cousin/friend across the porch?
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Old NFO
/ July 22, 2014Where’s the fun in seedless??? Sitting on the front porch spitting seeds was a right of passage… 🙂
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MSgt B
/ July 23, 2014Hank III
Better than seedless watermelon…
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