- From the “Not Even Shocked Anymore” Department – A politician in Arizona seems to have changed his name from “Scott Fistler” to “Cesar Chavez”. I’m not sure if I should be surprised at the racist notion that he can’t get votes from the Hispanic community without sounding like a member of that community, or that this is the first time I’ve heard of someone pulling this stunt. Here’s hoping he goes down in flames and spends the rest of his life cleaning portable toilets with a toothbrush.
- From the “Best Part of Waking Up” Department – A company in Washington is coming out with a marijuana-laced coffee drink named “Legal”. Finally, something that hipsters and stoners can bond over.
- From the “Going to Hell on a Scholarship” Department – A World War II veteran in Great Britain is looking for the man who stole his war medals on the 70th anniversary of D-Day. It appears that the nefarious twit talked his way into the gentleman’s home, grabbed the medals, and left. If he is caught, I will be taking up a collection to hire a couple of Royal Marines to toss the son of a gun out of a C-47 at the next D-Day commemoration.
- From the “Could Have Had A V-8” Department – Scientists in Minnesota have found evidence that rats can feel regret when they make a bad choice over food. This is not news to me. I’ve seen a lot of two-legged vermin have regrets just before bad things happen to them.
- From the “Faith in Humanity” Department – The janitor at a school in Kentucky was surprised the other day when the student body handed him money for a trip to Italy to see his new grandson. Nothing snarky to say here. That’s a wonderful thing for those kids to do, and I wanted to pass it along.
- From the “FFS” Department – The Texas state Republican Party has added a plank endorsing anti-gay counseling to its platform. Because gay people, whether you believe that how they live their lives is right, wrong, or none of your business, really just need some therapy to straighten up. Nope, being supportive, understanding, or just tolerant won’t help. We’ve got to get those gays on the couch and back in the closet. In the words of my beloved Irish Woman – “Why can’t these people focus on something that’s important for once?”
- From the “Zherebets” Department – A male guinea pig in England is preparing to be a proud father after he impregnated 100 females at an animal park. It appears that he was mistakenly put in with the ladies at some point, and one thing led to another. The expecting father has been reported to be kicking back with the other males at the moment, but is making plans for weekend visitations at the little spinning track thing with his 400 offspring.
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Posted by daddybear71 on June 11, 2014
https://daddybearsden.com/2014/06/11/news-roundup-219/
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