- Dear Motorcycle Man – If you’re going to scoot out from behind me on an on ramp and get into the traffic lanes, please follow through and pass me before I get to the end of said on-ramp. Hanging back in my blind spot tends to make it hard for me to safely merge. Luckily for you, I saw you behind me when we started onto the highway, or something awful might have happened.
- Dear Bicycle Guy – Yes, it was a beautiful day Sunday to go out for a ride with your mates. But if you’re going to ride three abreast on a narrow, two-lane country road, please make sure you’re not riding your tires on the lane dividers, because I really don’t like having to pull two of my tires off the road so that I don’t clip you in the head with a mirror.
- Dear Louisville People – Really? You managed to shut down traffic on all three of my routes home due to accidents? Thanks. I love taking surface streets across town during rush hour.
- Today will go down in family history as the day that Girlie Bear had her head licked by a giraffe.
- She sometimes has a rough patch with the animals at the zoo. She had a swan try to eat her leg. She’s been urinated on by a snake. When she was little, an alligator snarled at her and she climbed me like a tree.
- I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.
- Someone needs to tell my Labrador Retrievers that they are indeed water dogs, and being asked to stay outside for 15 minutes while it is sprinkling is not going to bring about a horrible death.
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Posted by daddybear71 on June 10, 2014
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/ June 11, 2014Lab 101 DB, they ONLY like the water when THEY want to get wet… 🙂 Hardest damn dog I ever saw to bathe was a Lab…
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