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Musings

  • Girlie Bear is not happy.  She is getting cut off from coffee once school is over next week, and she’s already anticipating the DT’s.
  • There is nothing at all strange about a 43 year old man deciding that he wants to go to bed at 9 PM on a work night.
  • I have decided that the new medicine I am injecting for my arthritis is nothing more than light corn syrup.  When injected, it has the same consistency.
  • Nothing says “I didn’t consider my patient population” like handing a guy with arthritis in his hands, who only took his anti-inflammatory medicine half an hour prior to his office visit, a slender pen and a stack of forms to fill out.
    • The correct answer to this particular problem is to hand the patient a business card with a website and login information on it, and politely ask him to fill out the forms using a comfortable keyboard.
  • When the arrival of a pair of canvas sneakers is the high point of your day, you probably need to reevaluate your life.
  • Yes, these are my shoes.  No, they’re not too big.  No, I do not wear a big red nose to work.
by daddybear71 on May 29, 2014  •  Permalink
Posted in Thought for the day

Posted by daddybear71 on May 29, 2014

https://daddybearsden.com/2014/05/29/musings-53/

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6 Comments

  1. jpr9954's avatar

    jpr9954

     /  May 29, 2014

    I feel for GirlieBear. Nothing is worse than a caffeine withdrawal headache. I guess switching her to Jolt Cola is out of the question.

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  2. bikergranny2's avatar

    bikergranny2

     /  May 29, 2014

    No, DaddyBear, you DON’T have big feet. You just have a very good “understanding”!!

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  3. oldnfo's avatar

    oldnfo

     /  May 29, 2014

    No coffee??? The horror!!! 🙂

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  4. jon spencer's avatar

    jon spencer

     /  May 30, 2014

    A one to two week phased withdrawal from the caffeine would probably be easier on all involved. Those withdrawal headaches can hurt.

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    • daddybear71's avatar

      daddybear71

       /  May 30, 2014

      If I make a pot before I go to work, she’ll be allowed a cup. Just going to cut off the self-service machine.

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