Musings

If you’re holding up a sign that says “Homeless Veteran! Please Help!” and I ask you what your last unit was, the correct answer should not be “Delta Platoon!”.
- At least, not if you want me to give you some money because I’m a soft touch.
Overheard at the auto parts store: “I’m going to go home, have a couple of Jager bombs, and start painting on my gun.”
- From the discussion, it didn’t sound like he meant using Cerakote on his AR-15. It almost sounded like he was literally going to spray paint an old shotgun.
- I almost handed him my business card and asked for before and after pictures.
I realized today that I get my best ideas for posts and stories while I’m driving to work. If only I could remember them when I sit down to write.
- Don’t suggest a voice recorder. I’m too busy yelling at the people on the radio. I really shouldn’t listen to call-in shows when I’m trying to drive calmly.
It’s always fascinating to watch a mother of multiple children finally lose it after they all decide to act like wild animals in public at once.
- The term “Go ahead and tell your daddy! You’ll have to survive that long” came out of her mouth. I wanted to give her a golf clap.
Boo’s ‘homework’ tonight was to find pictures of words that start with the letter “Q” and cut them out. While brainstorming at the table, I suggested “Québécois”, “quinoa”, and “Brian May”.
- I was overruled.

by daddybear71 on April 17, 2014 • Permalink

Posted by daddybear71 on April 17, 2014

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