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Thoughts on the Day

  • Humans are adaptable.  Tell them that only things that are related to BIGHONKINGPROJECT are going to get done this year, and suddenly everything is crucial to BIGHONKINGPROJECT.
  • I’m officially on probation when it comes to talking around Boo.  Irish Woman didn’t like it when he yelled out “Buck you!” after overhearing me while I was getting ready for work this morning.
  • Nothing says “Sleep on it” like reading through a post about something I think is important, realizing that none of the people I’m writing about are decent human beings, and feeling depressed about the entire situation.
    • First hint should have been when the voice in my head kept saying ‘Glad I’m not on that jury.”
  • You know you’ve had it up to here with being polite when someone challenges you by saying “Oh, so you think INSERTSCUMBAGHERE deserved to get shot?” and you reply “Hell, yes, he deserved to get shot, and it’s too bad he survived long enough to breed.”
    • He had a hard time believing that I am not prejudiced against minorities, but rather I am prejudiced against trash.  Apparently he doesn’t recognize that trash knows no race, color, creed, or economic status.

1 Comment

  1. heroditus huxley's avatar

    Yeah, my imp is gonna have to stop listening to the radio. “Run my freakin’ bath, you bitch,” isn’t something he’s ever heard out of either of his parents.

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