No offense Ladies, but if you’re going to learn to handle a weapon you need to learn to handle any weapon, because sometimes its not your weapon you’re going to shoot the intruder with; it is like squeezing a guy’s balls, one size may not fit all, but the right amount of pressure will bring any man to his knees, you just have to know how to twist properly. Now lock and load!! — Spike, from GBC, Friend of a friend,* commenting on Facebook about my post from yesterday.

 

*Corrected after someone politely corrected me.