- From the “Classy” Department – Leon Podesta, who recently joined the Obama White House as water carrier, caddie, and ball washer, has come under fire recently for a comment he made comparing the Republican-led House of Representatives to Jonestown. For those who don’t remember, Jonestown is the site of the murder of a member of the House of Representatives and a mass suicide that killed almost 1000 people, including old people and children. If the House is like Jonestown, then I guess that makes the Democrat-led Senate like Heaven’s Gate – creepy and castrated.
- From the “Qel Surpris!” Department – Election officials in Ohio have reported that a small number of non-citizens voted in the last election. In addition, over a quarter million dead people were registered to vote, a key Democrat constituency. Shocked! Yes, shocked, I am that there were people voting who shouldn’t have been! If only there were some way that we could make sure that only those who qualify for the franchise are allowed to exercise it. Now, if you all will excuse me, I have to go dig out the little identification card that allows me to bear arms outside my home.
- From the “Good Luck With That” Department – The London fire brigade is asking the public to use ‘common sense’ after reporting on various rescues it’s had to do in the past year, including aiding a man who had his penis stuck in a toaster. Like I was told as a young man, common sense isn’t very common, so my guess is that the brave men and women of the fire brigade can look forward to another year of coming to the aid of people doing odd things with their genitals and digits.
- From the “Good For Him” Department – An airport security officer in Poland is being praised for catching a young child who was falling from a table. The young man is reported to have been rewarded for his act, and I understand that the Green Bay Packers are in negotiations with him.
News Roundup
Posted by daddybear71 on December 18, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/12/18/news-roundup-208/
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