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  • Girlie Bear says that she sometimes struggles in getting the cadets she’s been put in charge of to behave at JROTC.  She asked me for advice.
    • I wonder if Full Metal Jacket is available on Netflix?
    • Seriously, I advised her to be responsible, civil, and firm.  She can learn how to do the wide-eyed, crazy, knife-hands routine later.
  • All units, be on the lookout for a male Siamese, wearing a multi-colored collar.  Answers to the name of Crash.  Under suspicion in the theft of a pound of ground beef from the kitchen sometime between 3:00 PM and 3:30 PM today.  Subject ground beef is still missing.  Suspect is known to be dangerous.  Approach with caution.
  • At his therapy this evening, Boo rode the horse backwards.  I imagine that he will remember the sensation and view if he ever joins the Army.
  • Ever have those days when you’re in such a foul mood that you worry about your ability to ignore the voices?  Yeah, it’s been that kind of week.
  • It occurs to me that someone could be filthy rich if they were to market fortune cookies in the original Klingon.
  • If I can get on the nerves of one really annoying person every day, I sleep well at night.
  • Either someone was filming a zombie movie at the grocery store tonight, or it was double coupon night for the indecisive.
  • Apparently the White Death will be descending upon Kentuckiana by the end of the week.
    • I’m going to stock up on bread, milk, and eggs, so that when local society collapses under the weight of the ice and snow, I will be the only source for French toast.
    • I will leverage this to rule the frozen wasteland.
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