Musings

Oatmeal would be much easier to eat if you could add eggs, sausage, biscuits, and hashbrowns. And take out the oatmeal.
Just so everyone knows, when the hood on a 2012 Ford Fusion is open, but still latched, it will cause the “Door Open” idiot light on the dashboard to light up.
- Repeatedly opening and closing all of the passenger doors and the trunk will not correct this issue.
I don’t know if you all heard, but today is the 50th anniversary of the assassination of President Kennedy by a socialist tool. Or maybe it was a mafia hitman. Possibly a CIA agent under orders from Vice President Johnson. Outside chance he’s still alive and that was a Martian meat puppet in the car.
- I just wanted to make sure, because the press seems to be keeping quiet about it.
For once, I went to an airport and didn’t come away thinking hateful things about the TSA.
- Of course, I was just meeting Irish Woman and didn’t have to go through security, but you take what you can get.
When you screw up my pizza order, put it down under the wrong name, and give me attitude when I give you my phone number so you can look everything up, you give up all rights to be shocked that I do not tip you.
- My name is not Bob, and I did not order a thin crust meat lovers with extra cheese, along with a stuffed crust pepperoni.
Old challenge coins make for excellent pirate treasure.

by daddybear71 on November 22, 2013 • Permalink

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