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Thoughts on the Weekend

  • Everything in Virginia was more expensive than it is in Kentucky, except for gasoline.
  • Virginia politics is almost as dirty and mean as Kentucky politics.
    • If the attack ads actually mentioned the marital status of the target of the attack, then they might pull ahead in the 100 meter mudslinging event.
  • Had an excellent dinner with OldNFO and one of my co-workers on Friday night.
    • I was wondering if my partner would have much to talk about with NFO and me, but little did I know that he was an old school member of the naval aviation mafia, so the conversation flowed easily.
  • If the worst thing that happens all day is that someone else puts a few tons of cargo in the wrong order and has to rearrange things with three heavy fork lifts, it’s a good day.
  • It’s always good to work with motivated professionals.
    • Of course, they were motivated to get the job done so they could get home to watch college football, but whatever works.
  • After leaving work last night, I had a huge choice to make.
    • I could go back to my hotel, take a shower, put on nice clothes, and go out for a nice dinner, or I could go to Waffle House, wash my hands in the men’s room, and have breakfast for dinner.
    • In unrelated news, I realized last night that I like Waffle House’s all-the-way hashbrowns and biscuits and gravy at 10 o’clock at night.
  • For once, the TSA at Norfolk International Airport was friendly, professional, and just seemed to want to get people through the checkpoint.
    • Must have been the pink rubber gloves they were wearing.
  • If you need another reason that all of the new security measures are kabuki theater, here’s one:  This morning, when the line to get through the body scanners or get patted down was 30 people deep and growing, the TSA fired up the old walk-through metal detector and was putting 3/4 of us through it.
    • If it’s good enough for crunch time, it’s good enough for every time.
    • Gee, I wonder if the billions we paid for millimeter-wave scanners and chemical sniffers was worth it?
  • It is a good thing that the ground crew noticed the fuel leak on the engine during pushout from the gate this morning.
    • It’s those abrupt, fiery stops in sub-divisions and cornfields that tend to make days more interesting than they need to be.
    • We went from “Going back to the gate” to “Get the heck off my aircraft” to “Stand in this line and we’ll try to find a new flight for you” to “Get on the airplane because we fixed it.  We’ll  do our best to make sure you don’t spend the night in Baltimore International”.
    • I had a couple of hours layover in Baltimore, so I was OK.  A few people on the flight weren’t sure if they’d make it home today.
  • The person that comes up with a device that causes the eardrums of small children to painlessly pop when air pressure changes will be a billionaire and Nobel Prize winner in about 8 minutes.
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  1. Jennifer's avatar

    You are aware that NFO knows everyone. Or, at least someone that knows them.

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  2. Old NFO's avatar

    OH hell no… LOL That was a fun evening and made up for the three hour drive home! And kids ears? Chewing gum… Just sayin….

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