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Thoughts on the Day

  • Irish Woman commented tonight on how Moonshine has had an attitude with her lately.  I commented that if she had me castrated like she did the dog, then I’d be a bit ornery too.
  • I’m so proud of my wife.  While she was checking out at the grocery store, a man decided to stop cussing out his wife in some foreign tongue long enough to start cussing out my wife in that foreign tongue.  She decided to give him a small piece of her mind.  Quoth the Irish Woman – “Here in Kentucky, when our husbands act like that, we call them assholes.  Welcome to America!”.
  • You know, when you call a pizza place and try to order 15 pizzas to be picked up the next day, you shouldn’t be given attitude over it.
    • Luckily for me, I live in one of those rare localities that has more than one pizza restaurant in it.
  • If my back yard gets any swampier, I’m going to have to start checking for pythons and alligators.
  • Moonshine ate the end of our new garden hose today.  I momentarily thought about using his hide to patch it.
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  1. hollychism's avatar

    One of my cats ate the corner of a bag of gravy mix I use for potato soup. Ditto on the patch temptation.

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  2. Old NFO's avatar

    Good ones, and don’t forget the water mocassins…

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