- I can either be your best friend or I can be a real SOB.
- Your choice.
- No humping the other dogs.
- Anyone who humps the other dogs is going to spend a night in the box.
- No eating plastic jars of technicolor paint.
- Anyone caught eating plastic jars of paint is going to get hosed off in the yard and then spend a night in the box.
- No rolling around in the cat box.
- Anyone who rolls around in the cat box is going to get hosed off in the yard and then sleep out there.
- No biting your brother on the cheek to get his attention.
- Anyone caught biting his brother on the cheek to get his attention will get no sympathy when said brother bites you in the ass.
- No cornering the Siamese because you want to play.
- Anyone caught cornering the Siamese will get no sympathy when you find out she’s sharp and pointy in multiple places.
- Now, you run off once, you’re gonna get a leash and a collar.
- You run off twice, in the dark, you’re going to get an international orange reflective collar and leash.
- You’re not going to need a third leash and collar, because you’re gonna get your mind right, and I do mean – right.
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Join the NRA
Rules for Moonshine the Wonder Pup
Posted by daddybear71 on April 16, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/04/16/rules-for-moonshine-the-wonder-pup/
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Lazy Bike Commuter
/ April 16, 2013We have a specific set of rules involving attacking the TV.
We also have a dog who does not acknowledge punishment of any kind, though we haven’t tried dismemberment yet.
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The Suburban Ninja
/ April 16, 2013Our dog has discovered that she enjoys the taste of cat poop. We have a baby gate keeping her out of the room with the litter boxes in it. Still, once in a while, she finds a way in. Nothing like a dog coming up within inches of your face with cat poo breath.
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daddybear71
/ April 16, 2013Yeah, I’ve had that experience too.
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teke175
/ April 16, 2013Ours too.
It seem to be a common thread.
Somethings I will never understand
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Lazy Bike Commuter
/ April 16, 2013I read somewhere (though I don’t know if it is true) that cat poop actually contains more nutrients than dog food. Cats apparently extend their natural laziness to digestion.
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julie
/ April 17, 2013Good luck with those rules
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