Mr. RINO

Gray haired Johnny is a second rate pol
Deals out in Washington
Got a seat he’s held way too long
Bought with his reputation

Forked tongued Johnny, he’s part of a gang
But I hear he’s doing OK
Got a cozy little job, sells the Chicago mob
Votes in exchange for steak

He’s the one they call Mr. RINO
He’ll tell you everything’s all right
He’s the one they call Mr. RINO
He’s gonna be our Frankenstein

Calls from voters always ignored
Johnny’s getting paid
He’s got it wired, his vote’s for hire
Deals are made in the shade

Got a committee seat, asks questions all day
But when it’s time to vote, he’s found
Selling integrity to the Dems, all of them,
Know that Johnny’s a clown.

He’s the one they call Mr. RINO
He’ll tell you everything’s all right
He’s the one they call Mr. RINO
He’s gonna be our Frankenstein

I’ve got one thing he understands. (Mr. RINO!)
He’s not what you’d call a subtle man (Mr. RINO!)
He sells out for steak, not hookers and blow (Mr. RINO!)
He’s the one we call RINO!

He’ll tell you he’s a common man
Who eats dinner with Barack and Michelle
Came by his vote by a matter of luck
Claims the Pres is really swell.

Broken down loser running out of steam
Time to sell out quick!
Heard the Dems need a vote today
This time for this title to stick!

He’s the one they call Mr. RINO
He’ll tell you everything’s all right
He’s the one they call Mr. RINO
He’s gonna be our Frankenstein

You let him sell his vote, just re-elect (Mr. RINO!)
Some people call him a states-man (Mr. RINO!)
Let him prostitute himself real good (M. RINO!)
He’s the one we call RINO!

I’ve got one thing he understands. (Mr. RINO!)
He’s not what you’d call a subtle man (Mr. RINO!)
He sells out for steak, not hookers and blow (Mr. RINO!)
He’s the one we call RINO!