- Bad ways to wake up #123101921 – Being punched in the throat by your spouse when she’s having a bad dream.
- Telling my lovely wife that she was ‘moving like pond water’ this morning might not have been the smartest thing I’ve ever done.
- Being able to take apart a small engine to repair a broken pull cord does not mean that I am able to put the coiled spring that jumped out back where it belongs.
- It’ll be back from the shop in a few days.
- No, really, I’m fascinated with your theory on how the NRA is trying to force children into a paramilitary training program in grade school.
- I’d love sign up for your newsletter. Please send it to yomamaallama@hoplopho.be
- No, seriously, it’s a family name from the old country. It means “Sarcastic bastard who just wants to pay for his gas and get a soda”.
- Oh, and thanks for printing one of those “How did you like your service today?” cards with my receipt. I’ve put it to good use.
- Dear Porsche driver – I’m glad you noticed the trailer hitch on the truck.
- Of course, you couldn’t see it by the time you finally came to a full and complete stop.
- It’s there to keep your German speed machine from tearing up my rear suspension.
- I think your tires have a flat side now.
- I could get used to this vacation day thing.
- That bottle of wine in the refrigerator has whispering sweet nothings to me since breakfast time.
- In anticipation of a heavy frost and possible freeze tonight, Irish has run strings of 7 watt black light Christmas bulbs around the fruit trees.
- We’re also going to wrap them in plastic for the night.
- Supposedly that will protect the peach and cherry trees, which have taken advantage of the break in cold weather to bud out.
- It looks like we have pinkish-purple ghosts out in the yard tonight.
- Good thing – Your child is loved by you, your wife, your friends, your wife’s family, and several people I’m sure I know somehow.
- Bad thing – They all gave Easter candy to your child.
- Worst thing – When asked “How much Easter candy have you eaten today?”, your child stops vibrating enough to say “A lot”.
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Thoughts on the Day
Posted by daddybear71 on April 1, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/04/01/thoughts-on-the-day-114/
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Jake
/ April 2, 2013There is still hope. After all, he did stop vibrating to say it.
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Old NFO
/ April 3, 2013Oh yeah… CANDY… 🙂 They do ‘eventually’ come down…
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