Remember that rain I mentioned the other night? It rained pretty much all day yesterday and into the night.- Guess who forgot to roll up the driver’s window on his truck Sunday afternoon?
- Guess who found that on Tuesday morning when he left for work?
- Perkele
- Note to co-worker: “Send me a meeting notice for the planning session” does not mean “Send me a completed schedule with my tasks highlighted.”
- No, really, it’s OK. I didn’t have anything else planned that weekend.
- I have decided that I do not care for pear hard cider.
- I like pears, and I like hard cider. But pear hard cider is weak and flavorless.
- Am I going to hell for making sarcastic remarks about the people who were calling into the easy-listening call-in show on the radio tonight?
- Caller – “Hi, I’d like to dedicate “I Will Always Love You” to my ex. She cheated on me with a Marine scout-sniper platoon, gave me three kinds of STD, and put me desperately in debt while I was deployed, but I just can’t get her out of my mind”
- Me – “Dude, the best thing that ever happened to you was for you to find out how big a psycho hosebeast she was. Quit carrying the torch for her, touch it to the pile of wood she’s tied to, and quit being such a @#$!!@”
- Maybe I should have my own call-in advice show. “DaddyBear tells you what you need to hear, along with the hits of the 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s, tonight on ‘Smarten Up, You Dolt!'”
Thoughts on the Day
Posted by daddybear71 on March 12, 2013
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bikergranny2
/ March 13, 2013Now, that’s a call in show I’d love to hear!
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falnfenix
/ March 14, 2013i’ve gotta ask, what brand of pear cider did you try? if Woodchuck, try Magner’s. if Magners…i cannae help ye.
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daddybear71
/ March 14, 2013It was Woodchuck. That’s the only brand I can seem to find around here most of the time. I’ll keep an eye out for Magners.
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falnfenix
/ March 14, 2013oh god, yeah. Woodchuck is some disgusting stuff. smells like ass, tastes worse. i’ve tried – and tossed – three different flavors of Woodchuck.
if you can find it, definitely try the Magner’s. and remember to decant in a glass to get a better flavor. 🙂
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daddybear71
/ March 14, 2013Once I get my beer kit out and tried out, I may try making my own.
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falnfenix
/ March 14, 2013ooooh.
i’m intimidated by homebrew.
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