#!/usr/bin/ksh

while true

do

#Remind yourself of the base rules when dealing with other people

echo “All people have the right to hold their own convictions and opinions, no matter how much I disagree or how much they piss me off.” >> /dev/brain/controlcenter

echo “Just because you disagree with someone doesn’t make them a weak-willed, ignorant, poorly educated, badly bred, and horribly raised troglodyte.” >> /dev/brain/controlcenter

#Silently let off a bit of steam

echo “You, sir, are the unholy spawn of a coupling between a Tazmanian dwarf walrus and an Armenian hairless yak.  You should be coated in rancid strawberry jam and left to be nibbled to death by pigmy koala bears in the midday sun!” >> /dev/null 2>&1

echo “play_earworm /memory/longterm/music/soothing/Eine_Kleine_Nachtmuzik.mp3” >> /dev/brain/auditory/input

sleep 30

#End the conversation and get back to work.

echo “Well, I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree.  Good day, sir!”

echo

done

exit 0